TTC Times : Issue 3

[Prof. Pickles McPretzel]

TTC TIMES

Issue #3 TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! 5 jellybeans

TOP NEWS BY QUEEN CRUNCHYWOOF

The Four Sewers AND the BBHQ Castle
Ever wondered what the four sewers were all about? Everyone probably has. The sewers have been found in Sellbot HQ, Cashbot HQ, Lawbot HQ, and Bossbot HQ. Some people think the sewers had to do with Ides of March, but apparently it didn't. It was talked a lot in the beginning, but now seemed to be forgot about. TTC has waited Toontown and now it is time to let out the truth.
Now, what about the BBHQ castle that has been found? What is it and does it lead anywhere? If you want some pictures click here for screenshots and discussion about the castle. What is Toontown hiding from us and will we ever find out?

STUNNING SHORT STORIES BY PROF. PICKLES MCPRETZEL

Welcome to the stunning short story section! TTC Times needs a bit of the “Arts” in here, so here we go! (Even though if you read my stuff, it’s more random and funny than artistic…but hey, what do you expect from me?)

The Cheese That Could Fly
Once there was some cheese that had a dream.
The cheese was named Chaddar, named after his old cheese loving owner, Chad.
One night, Chad went crazy, and decided to eat Chaddar BUT Chaddar ran away to a place in another land ; Toontown.
“I wish I could fly…I’ve always dreamed of it…” Chaddar thought.
Suddenly, Prof. Pickles McPretzel, the all powerful leader of the Chosen Toons, came to Chaddar, and started…um…talking to the cheese.
“What’s your name random cheese?” the Professor asked.
“Chaddar. My old owner was named Chad.” Chaddar replied. “I wish I could fly…”

“Then go to the crazy flying toon, Homeless Dude! He’s a bear that is found flying around here, so look-”

But before PpMc finished, the bear had flown above, swiped the cheese, and flown with it.
“WHEE!!!” Chaddar cried, when Homeless Dude ate Chaddar’s leg off, and the piece of cheese ran with one foot back to a place called “Cheeseland” never to be seen again.

The End

Come back next week for more Stunning Short Stories! PpMc, TTC Times Founder and President, over and out!

SPORTS BY BUBBLES RUFFLESEED

Bugs Rabbit, now 130 laff, maxxes Law! The people that went in his last Chief Justice were Penny (BW50), Bad Karma (AC7), Luckie (BW16), Cool Lollipop (SD10), Frisky Kitty (BF2), Prof. Graham Soursnooker (BW50), and last, Little Cuddles Twinkletoes (BW50). He says, "I am pretty sure i wouldnt of finished if it werent for you bugging me [LittleCuddlesTwinkletoes.] :P" Now he's off to Bossbot HQ!

STORY STATION BY PROF. PICKLES MCPRETZEL
Welcome back to Story Station! Whiskerjinks has left (L ) so I must take over for him, so, without further ado, the review of this week!

Diary Of A Wimpy Toon ; By Big Flip, is probably based off of the New York Times Bestseller “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid”. But, it’s funny, and toony! And best of all, it’s just starting!

Story : I love Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, and making a toon version was pure genius! 5/5!
Funniness : I love that cogs are attacking the school, and it turned to a cog building, I found it VERY funny! 5/5!
Overrated, Or Underrated? : It’s underrated for SURE! I mean, who wouldn’t like this story? A COG!
Overall : 5/5! Big Flip, if you’re reading this, do me a favor, and KEEP ON WRITING!

That’s my review this week, come back next time for more Story Station!

ASK HARUKA BY HARUKA KITSUNE

Dear Haruka,
Why did I hire you?
From, PpMc

Dear PpMc,
You hired me because I made the Funnies, then Blinky took it over. *Looks of defeat*
From, Haruka

Dear Haruka,
Why is Flippy blue?
From, ~KawaiiMe~

Dear Kawaii,
Flippy is blue because he’s a cog toon who makes many more each day.
The real Flippy was a nice brown dog that made muffins. I never got to see him, because he was captured and turn into -
*Disconnected*
From, Haruka

INTERVIEW BY BOBILINA

When/why did you choose the abbreviation, PpMc? Because I liked how CcE and others had them, and since Prof. Pickles McPretel is soooo long, I'd shorten it. I hate when people say PPM. xD
Now Tell Me, Do You Like Cats Or Dogs Better? I like both.
Do You Really Own A DS? Yes.
Do You Like Pretzels & Pickles? I love both.
What Would You Do With A Dime? Put it in the bank ; nothing to spend a dime on.
Do You Like Gold On TT? Yes, my gold rod is nice.
What Do You Think Is The Best PG? Toontown Central.
Would You Change You're Username; If So What Name? Sweetness King
Do you like drawing random stuff a lot? I do it all the time, so YEAH.
Would you rather edit/draw or write stories (No illustration!) for a job? Write.
Pwn vs. etc.? Pwn.
Favorite number? 13.
Mario or Sonic? Mario.
And Last Question ~ Do You Like Pie? It's tasty, but cake is supreme.

WEATHER BY PROF. PICKLES MCPRETZEL

This week, I’m looking at MML.
It looks partly cloudy, and later in the week, it might rain, so get your umbrella ready! But, mostly, it looks like a good week for fishing for Grand Piano Tuna’s, and Nurse Sharks.
Also, it looks nice enough for glitching, but don’t go too deep into the glitches!
Come back next week for more weather! *Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na.*

BUZZ BY PROF. PICKLES MCPRETZEL

This week, I’ll be looking at the Buzz on the TTC Times!
More and more toons are getting into the TTC Times, and I’m getting more PM’s from readers about the times! One even PM’d me about being interviewed, and he’ll be in next weeks interview, but I can’t tell you who he is, but I can tell you one thing : BOY, is he a BEAST!
Well, that’s about it for the TTC Times’ buzz, but I’m predicting to see more buzz on the ‘Behind The Scenes’ and ‘Ask Haruka’ threads for the TTC Times!
Come back next week for more Buzz! Buzz Bumblebee - I mean PpMc, over and out!

TIPS BY PROF. PICKLES MCPRETZEL

This week, I’ll give tips on beating LOM!

Tip 1 : Don’t be focused on Nutty River, because toons rage about buildings there, so on 4 Stories, or anything else, especially specific cog tasks, NR is not the place for you!
Tip 2 : If you get something on getting something from Hollywood’s, go to SBHQ and work your suit! You’ll have a better suit, and finish your task faster!
Tip 3 : Don’t always focus on going with sf’s only. You can find very nice toons ; some people just don’t know it!
Tip 4 : If you want to finish it quick, don’t slack off and make a new toon or play another, or else LOM will seem more harder!
Tip 5 : Have fun doing him! You can build gags, and become a better fighter because of LOM.

Come back next week for more tips!

FUNNIES BY BLINKY PURPLEMUFFIN

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That’s all for this week on TTC Times! Come back next week for more news!

[Peanut0320]

Nice! So that's why Flippy is blue!

~Peanut~

[toontown dawg]

Sweetness!

Nice issue.

[Haruka Kitsune]

It's the truth! I will even tell you more! His plan is to-*is thrown into a sack and dragged away by a skele*

[siler4078]

sweet!
nice issue!

this is really good "news paper"

[SwimDisaster]

Looking Good.

[Blinky Purplemuffin]

*waits for comments on funnies section*

Sprites take a long time to make, you know! :P

[Haruka Kitsune]

*runs back in* Phew!
Ok, his plan is to..

Hey look, a new PM! *click*

[Peanut0320]

Originally Posted by Blinky Purplemuffin

*waits for comments on funnies section*

Sprites take a long time to make, you know! o_o

Don't worry, I liked your comic! That made my day after having issues in River.

~Peanut~

[Blinky Purplemuffin]

Speaking of comics...anyone got an idea for the next issue? I'd be happy to hear them. (Don't worry, you'll get credit.)

[Bubbles Ruffleseed]

LOL I love the comics.

[Peanut0320]

Originally Posted by Blinky Purplemuffin

Speaking of comics...anyone got an idea for the next issue? I'd be happy to hear them. (Don't worry, you'll get credit.)

Maybe having level 7 gags missing a lot? That's an idea.

~Peanut~

[BigFlipTheDog]

Hooray!

Diary of a Wimpy Toon got it's first review!

And, I made it because I remember Diary of a Wimpy Kid. And, yes, I will keep on writing.

Thanks for the review!

- Big Flip

[Prof. Pickles McPretzel]

Your welcome!
Who liked my short story?

[prince leroy bizzenpow]

i loved the comic made me laugh!