TTC Times Issue #1

Prof. Pickles McPretzel · #1 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 05:06 PM

TTC TIMES
Issue #1 TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! 5 jellybeans

TOP NEWS BY QUEEN CRUNCHYWOOF

The excitement has been raging on since BBHQ has come out on March 6, 2008!! Toons have been working hard to get their suits and max CEO! But there are are two toons out there who have been working long and hard for this. Ambear and Beatifully Broken are the first toons to max BBHQ and defeat the dreaded CEO! That's right, our very own Toontown Central members! Check out the BBHQ Top Toons thread

here made by Danny. Ambear was the very first to max BBHQ and is now a 134 laff now and Beatifully Broken is the first to reach 137 laff. They both got their Bossbot key on March 25, 2008 and are now Big Cheeses level 50. Only 19 days after BBHQ was released! Ambear got her key at 6:45 am EST and Beautifully Broken got her's at 4:00 pm EST. They have both maxed all the bosses. Both were so dedicated to their work. Still not enough proof? Here is Ambear's tribute thread made by Fraulein Trixie and here is Beatifully Broken's tribute thread made by Cool Corny Electrofoot. Both include screenshots from their last battle! Congratulations to them!

SPORTS BY BUBBLES RUFFLESEED

First CEO Solo!!!

On March 16th, 9:37 PM, andrew, a 132 mouse, started to solo the CEO! He used 104 Toon-up Unites, 10 Gag-up Unites, 21 pink slips, and 18 SOS cards. (Barnacle Bessie missed, though.) His doodle gave over 100 laff points in all. 79 Version 2.0 Cogs were fought altogether.

He was able to feed 8 out of 45 V2 Cogs, 5 at each of 9 tables. During the CEO battle , he was hit 3 times; one for 19, one for 66, and one for about 42. He didn’t get hit any more times during the CEO and only two Toon-up Unites were used for this part, an 80 and a 40. The CEO was finally defeated at 12:28 AM, March 17th.

STORY STATION BY PROF. WHISKERJINKS

Hello all, and welcome to to the first ever... STORY STATION! In this Section of the TTC Times, I, Prof. Whiskerjinks, am up to rate, critique, comment, and tell you all about TTC, and their wonderful Writers!

I, Myself, am a pretty-good writer on TTC, and have written The Discovery of BBHQ, Search for Everlasting Pie, and a new story, waiting for people…

HEADLINE STORY: First Headline story is an old on, but a GRAND one as well!THE END OF TOONTOWN written by Cuddles_Toon

The Story starts up with a lv. 100 cog that flies from the Sky, in front of Cuddles, a Blue Dog.

Eventually, the story continues with toons getting Amazing Powers, and a plot to END TOONTOWN…Currently, the Toons are stuck in a Cog jail, where the Evil Level. 100 cogs

are keeping them captive...
The Story is full of Action, and grand description, and you should all read it!
Though, the chapters could be a bit longer, and easier to read, and chapters don't come out as quick as usual.... the grammar and spelling is PERFECT though... (Final rating: 4 1/2 stars)

NEW STORIES: a New Story has arrived... The Final Story of the Searchers trilogy: THE HUNT FOR THE COG DIAMONDS written by Prof. Whiskerjinks (me!)

The Story is new, and open to sign-ups, and Focuses on the events of the Last Story (Search for the Everlasting Pie)
In The Last Story, the main Villain, Bonejangles, a maniac red Horse, was encased in a Stone Tomb, as he tried to get immortality from a Special Pie, and The Soul of the COG KING, leader of ALL COGS.
The Cog King's crown, a Crown that makes the Wearer unbeatable, is in the possession of The CEO, who needs he Crown's Jewels in order to activate it.
He has helped Bonejangles, and his minions to get them, before The Searchers (The good guys) get it... a Fun, Funny, action-packed story for new readers.

Screenshot Stories: a Funny Story popping up: "THE DUCK THAT MOOed" by Blinky Purplemuffin

A Story about a Duck... that's mooing, for some odd reason...
The plot continues as The Duck is revealed to be "PRETENDING " to be mooing, and will brainwash His friends, Pirate Huntress & Blinky P.
I won't spoil it for you, but it's really funny, and an awesome plot!
That's all for today, see you next time on.... STORY STATION!

ASK BLINKY PURPLEMUFFIN BY BLINKY PURPLEMUFFIN

From Haruka Kitsune:

Quote:

Originally Asked by Haruka Kitsune
What does cake equal if pi equals 3.14?
Cake> Pie

Because cake is superior to pie, it must be greater. Pie = pi, correct? This means that Cake = 40.078, according to the periodic table of the elements (element Ca). Element "Ca" stands for cake.

Hope that answered your question!

From Prof. Pickles McPretzel:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prof. Pickles McPretzel
Dear Blinky Purplemuffin,
I have a question. Why do toons start slacking off at HQ's when they get on the verge of maxing it?
Sincerely, ~PpMc~ AKA Sweetness King
~PpMc~ AKA Sweetness King

I think that toons start to slack off right before maxxing an HQ because they know they are so close. I'm not sure why they wouldn't want to just go ahead and maxx it, but it could be that they are tired of going through countless factories, mints, DAs, or CGCs. The final suit level consists of either collecting 5500 merits, 8900 cog bucks, 14,400 jury notices, or 23,300 stock options. This amount must be collected 6 times!

Hope that helped!

~Blinky Purplemuffin~

GLITCH GAZEBO BY ENCHANTED WOOD

SKIP THE OBSTACLE ROOM IN A MINT RATED: MEDIUM

Requirements:
A mint
A toon

Walk up to the can with a ice cream on it.
Jump into it
Then open your sticker book and get into the gray
If you are level with the gag cans, walk up to them.
If you aren't walk underneath the mint hallway
When you appear in it, walk up to the gag cans.

GET A EXCLUSIVE EMOTION - THE RESISTANCE SALUTE! RATED: VERY EASY

Requirements:
A paying account to get to DDL.
An existing toon.

Go to pajama place,
go to "Talking in your sleep voice training"
Walk up to the Clerk and say "Would you like some help?"
If she whispers to you, you now have the resistance salute!

INTERVIEW BY BOBILINA

Interview with ~~.:-SkinnyBiscuit-:.~~

Q: Funniest Moment: A: When my Friend played a prank of my other friend
Q: Embarrassing Moment: A: Passed out on Stage in front of 100 people.
Q:Fave Color: A: Blue
Q:Fave Animal: A: Fox
Q: Idol: A: Micheal Phelps, (TT IDOL- Prof. Lollipop)
Q: Favorite Smiley: A:

Q: Fave Mod: A: ZillyW
Q: Fave Thread: A: BBHQ Top Toons
Q: How Long Have You Been On TT: A: July 2nd 2006
Q: How Long Have You Been On TTC: A: July 2007
Q: Fave Word: A: lol
Q: Fave Phrase/Saying: A: For Real

WEATHER BY PRINCESSLOLLIPOP

am studying this week the Brrrgh skin.

I see lots of cloudy skies and a sprinkle of snow throughout this cold week, and hills getting pratically caked in snow! In the northern east of toontown The Brrrgh! Also, shops better shut down and wrap up at home as the streets are predicted to be snowed in for the weekend. Mums and dads of the brrrgh have extra time off because of the amount of snow predicted and they have free entertainment required in their garden for the Toontown School House kids, SNOW!!! So put on layers toons... Its gonna be chilly!

THE BUZZ BY TOONENOUGHAUSTIN

There’s always something going on at Toontown Central, the #1 Toontown Fan Site. This week it’s been another week of contests, great achievements, and TONS of new threads! The Buzz takes the newest, most popular things on Toontown Central and puts them together in one, great article!

Easter has left us, and so has rep. We hopefully will be seeing it again during April Fool’s Day, but nothing definite yet, so keep your fingers crossed. Also leaving with Easter is the entry form for the Irish Spirit contest. The votes have been counted, and the poll has opened, so vote today for your favorite Irish Pride screenshot, but hurry! The poll closes soon! After your done voting, you might want to check out this amazing toon. It’s Ambear – She’s the first toon to max Bossbot HQ, and everyone’s talking about it! Congratulations Ambear! Also, if your looking for some awesome threads around Toontown Central, check out Galaxy9000’s Edit The Quote! This thread has been getting posts like there’s no tomorrow. Also, the Wild Laffers and CCG have had a pretty good week. Also, if you’re looking for a new clan to join, the Lil’ Oldman Clan, and ToonTaskAttackers have been made, and are doing pretty good, so be sure to join these two new, awesome clans!

If you have any news for The Buzz, please pm toonenoughaustin. We’d love to hear from you!

TIPS BY COLBELLA

Hey guys, Colbella here with your “Flippy’s Tippies” I will give you a couple of tips for the day.

1. Use TNT if you know that someone will lure on that turn.
2. Walk on the sidewalks so cogs don’t walk up to you and start battling you.
3. Make sure you have enough laff before you fight a cog, or cog building
4. Make sure that you have gags with you, too.
5. Don’t use sound on lured cogs!

Those are the tips for this article, hope to see you around ToonTown!

THE FUNNIES BY HARUKA KITSUNE

Literal-name

Daisies, Daisies

That’s all for this week’s TTC Times. See you next time!

Blinky Purplemuffin · #2 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 05:09 PM

What about PMing to the employees first, hmm?

The pictures aren't showing up for me.

Prof. Pickles McPretzel · #3 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blinky Purplemuffin

What about PMing to the employees first, hmm?

The pictures aren't showing up for me.

I got rid of that.
Also, I'm PMing everyone who did a picture article to re-pm me it - typed.

Bubbles Ruffleseed · #4 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 05:23 PM

LOL, love it!

toontown dawg · #5 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 05:55 PM

I liked the interview with a member(it was SkinnyBiscuit)

I wish I could do that

But, That was AWESOME!

Prof. Pickles McPretzel · #6 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 06:22 PM

Well, we got some good writers...

toontown dawg · #7 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 06:23 PM

Yes you do

Prof. Pickles McPretzel · #8 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 06:36 PM

EW typed up her article. You can now read the Glitch Gazebo!

Enchanted Wood · #9 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prof. Pickles McPretzel

EW typed up her article. You can now read the Glitch Gazebo!

HELLO? I'm a boy.

Prof. Pickles McPretzel · #10 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchanted Wood

HELLO? I'm a boy.

Now I know. :P
Also, only Haruka's can't be read right now. Check out the weather.

Queen Crunchywoof · #11 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 08:10 PM

lol, mine had some spelling mistakes. ill try to look better for that next time. o, well. i liked it though!! and yeah the pictures for me arent working either.

thats weird. Cool Corny ELectrofoot deleted the pictures from Beautifully Broken's tribute thread

remember to rate!! and tell us what u think!