I had the most unsettling one the other day. I'm in the cart for the tough course waiting on the countdown, and a dog jumps on with me. All's fine on the first hole, though it's obvious that the dog's not a really good player and not quite ready for the 9-hole course. I birdie the first hole, while he gets something like a 5, can't remember exactly. Second hole, I get another birdie and he doesn't get in the cup, winds up +3. So he says, "I need more laff points", I guess meaning that he wants to win a trophy. Then he stinks me when I par the next hole. Every hole after that, he continues to stink me and says, "Please go away!" several times. I'm thinking, you jumped on the cart with me, buddy, if anyone should go it should be you. And by no means am I sacrificing my birdies and work to my trophies to hang back and give you a win when 1) I don't know you, and 2) you can't sink "Seeing Green" (the gimme-one without the blocks) in 5 shots. By the last hole, he was taking all the time he could running down the clock before he shot, stinking me most of the way.
And, to show my sense of humor (those of you who know me will vouch), whenever he told me I stink I would say "Thanks!" or "Anytime!". Sometimes I'd do a "What's that smell?" followed closely by a "Oops!" and "Sorry!"
I just don't understand how some people can act that way towards a fellow toon. Just rude, if you ask me.