OK. First he's like
"Quack"
Next he says like
"You look like you're having fun" Really? Standing next to him to see what he says is fun? Yes it is :P
And then:
"Hey didn't I take you on a boat ride in Donald's Dock?" Uhh. yea, duh.
Next:
"Sometimes this place gives me the creeps" Wussie!!! Ur scared of your own place.
And now, the final! The best! UNCUT!!! He just said it to me now.
"I'm going to join a group and stop those cogs" LOLROFL!!!!!!
I can just imagine the group saying
"Hey let me check yer Laff" "Why would we want an NPC to help us" "You're computer-controled, you'll pick the wrong gag" "What makes you think you can join this group?" "ARE YOU 15 LAFF???" "Don't trample over MY team!"
Even worse, once he said it he went over somewhere and just stopped. Uhh... Wasn't he gonna join that group?
Disney NPC's are weird aren't they. Especially Goofy and Donald (Like I just said above)
If a NPC has said something weird to you, you can post 'em here if ya want.
EDIT: He just said this now
"Looks like the trolley is coming!" Umm... I think the trolley is always there.
EDIT2:
"It was nice to see you, Little Zippety Octofussen" and he walked away... WHAT? I could just go over to Donald and talk to him again.
EDIT3: Okay I promise I won't do any more edits after this!!! But he just said
"Ahem, are you lost? Don't forget your map is in your Shticker Book." He should know that I am not lost since I'm 111 Laff.