Speedchat Phrases I Wish I Could Use

[MrCupcake]

The answer to "Did you win?" "Vini Vidi Vici"

When giving a toon up "I'm a doctor, Jim! Not a _______" Trekers will understand. For the same group "He's dead, Jim."

one of the best lines I would pay 500 JBs for is already used by a fish. "Thank you, Thank you very much." but we could also add "Elvis has left the building."

"No sweat" or maybe "Don't sweat the small stuff."

[MrCupcake]

Originally Posted by Soupy Crumblesmirk

Here's a couple things I've always wished I could say...

"Are you going to help us, or just stand there?"
(for all those toons who join battles / buildings and do nothing)

"That's not working - please try something else"
(good for when toons keep calling their pets for no reason)

"Please don't keep getting off the elevator"

Those are just on the top of my head...

Hey Tall Toon!!! move so I can see who is on this elevator with me!!!!!

[peanutbutterandjelly]

"sorry, my friends list is full" or "sorry, there is no room on my friends list"

Sounds a little kinder than "sorry, I can't" when people are begging to be your friend.

[MrCupcake]

When I make a mistake (DA's office minesweeper etc.) "mea culpa, mea maxima culpa"

[Jamaica]

"I feel uncomfortable going in with a TUless toon."
"The other toons can toon you up too."
"All we need is two toons with Toon-up to survive."
"Puh-lease..."
"Sorry for the misunderstanding."
"I know, I haven't gotten a shower in a few weeks." --- a good remark for stinking.
"Let's weed out the troublemaker."
"Sorry you don't like that I'm Toon-up less."
"Sorry you don't like that I'm Soundless."
"Hate the gags, not the toon."
"Grow up!"
"Oops! I accidentally mistook that pebble for your brain."
"I'm so happy I could sing!"
"Well maybe you should have though of that."
"Right back at you."
"I need FOOOOOOD!"
"Rawr."

If your doodle is completely maxed, they should grant you access to..
"My doodle is maxed in everything."

They should also let you say what SOS cards you are going to use.
"I'm going to call Lil Oldman."
"I'm going to call Flippy."
"I'm going to call Barnacle Bessie."
and so on.

They should also let you say which of your tracks is organic.
"My trap track is organic."
"My throw track is organic."
and so on.