Gag Routes Guide

[Sunlyt]

This is a guide to getting 1,000 gag exp on throw and squirt everyday,
You can max throw and squirt in 9+ days. as long as you are willing to spend 3 hours on the computer each day, Warning: These gag measures were taken from maxed out gags. the exp total is the amount of gag points per cog, You'll be amazed how many gag exp you will get daily with a low amount of cogs.

--Gag Route Guide To Throw (Without Invasion)--

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Cream Pie Slice(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(9)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(2) Fruit Pie(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(8)

Use
(4) Cream Pie Slice(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(12)

Exellent Gag Route.
Use
(3) Fruit Pie(s) + (1) Cream Pie Slice
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(15)

--Gag Route Guide To Throw (With Invasion)--

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Cream Pie Slice(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(18)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(2) Fruit Pie(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(16)

Exellent Gag Route
Use
(4) Cream Pie Slice(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(24)

Exellent Gag Route.
Use
(3) Fruit Pie(s) + (1) Cream Pie Slice
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(30)

--Gag Route Guide To Squirt (Without Invasion)--

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Squirt Gun(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(9)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(2) Seltzer Bottle(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(8)

Use
(4) Squirt Gun(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(12)

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Seltzer Bottle(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(12)

--Gag Route Guide To Squirt (With Invasion)--

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Squirt Gun(s)
On
Level (4) Cog
Exp Total
(18)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(2) Seltzer Bottle(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(16)

Use
(4) Squirt Gun(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(24)

Great Gag Route.
Use
(3) Seltzer Bottle(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(24)


--Gag Route Guide To Drop (Without Invasion)--


Use
(2) Anvil(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(6)

Great Gag Route.
Use
(2) Big Weight(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(8)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(3) Sandbag(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(6)

Exellent Gag Route.
Use
(5) Sandbag(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(10)


--Gag Route Guide To Drop (With Invasion)--


Use
(2) Anvil(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(12)

Great Gag Route.
Use
(2) Big Weight(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(16)

Good Gag Route.
Use
(3) Sandbag(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(12)

Exelltent Gag Route.
Use
(5) Sandbag(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(20)


--Gag Route Guide To Sound (Without Invasion)--


Use
(5) Whistle(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(10)

Use
(10) Whistle(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(20)

Use
(6) Bugle(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(18)

Use
(4) Elephant Trunk(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(20)

Bonus Routes To Use With A Friend!

Use
(30) Whistle(s)
On
Level (10) Cog
Exp Total
(30)

Use
(18) Whistle(s)
On
Level (10) Cog
Exp Total
(36)


--Gag Route Guide To Sound (With Invasion)--


Use
(5) Whistle(s)
On
Level (5) Cog
Exp Total
(20)

Use
(10) Whistle(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(40)

Use
(6) Bugle(s)
On
Level (6) Cog
Exp Total
(36)

Use
(4) Elephant Trunk(s)
On
Level (7) Cog
Exp Total
(40)

Bonus Routes To Use With A Friend!

Use
(30) Whistle(s)
On
Level (10) Cog
Exp Total
(60)

Use
(18) Whistle(s)
On
Level (10) Cog
Exp Total
(66)


Next are the Cog totals, Which anyone can defeat 50 Cogs in under 3 hours on the streets.


--Cog Totals (Without Invasion)-- Throw


Using Throw Route #1

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 450 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #2

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 400 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 600 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #4

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 750


--Cog Totals (With Invasion)-- Throw


Using Throw Route #1

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 900 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #2

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 800 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 1,200 Throw Exp

Using Throw Route #4

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 1,500 Throw Exp


--Cog Totals (Without Invasion)-- Squirt


Using Squirt Route #1

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 450 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #2

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 400 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 600 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #4

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 750


--Cog Totals (With Invasion)-- Squirt


Using Squirt Route #1

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 900 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #2

Defeat 50 level 4 Cogs= 800 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 1,200 Squirt Exp

Using Squirt Route #4

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 1,500 Squirt Exp


--Cog Totals (Without Invasion)-- Drop


Using Drop Route #1

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 600 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 400 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 300 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #4

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 500 Drop Exp


--Cog Totals (With Invasion)-- Drop


Using Drop Route #1

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 1,200 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 800 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #3

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 600 Drop Exp

Using Drop Route #4

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 1,000 Drop Exp


--Cog Totals (Without Invasion)-- Sound


Using Sound Route #1

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 500 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 1,000 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #3

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 900 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #4

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 1,000 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #1

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 1,500 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #2

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 1,800 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #1

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 500 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 1,000 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #3

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 900 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #4

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 1,000 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #1

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 1,500 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #2

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 1,800 Sound Exp


--Cog Totals (With Invasion)--


Using Sound Route #1

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 1,000 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 2,000 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #3

Defeat 50 level 6 Cogs= 1,800 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #4

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 2,000 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #1

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 1,500 Sound Exp

Sound Bonus Totals #2

Defeat 50 level 10 Cogs= 3,000 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #1

Defeat 50 level 5 Cogs= 500 Sound Exp

Using Sound Route #2

Defeat 50 level 7 Cogs= 3,300 Sound Exp


I'm currently working on the Sound gag track routes, To find gag routes for it.
(3 Hours of working on gags, Might turn out to be 5 hours of working)

[SamLC5]

Thank you so much! That is way helpful! Nice job too!

[Lady von Zippenberry]

Hmm, interesting strategy for street cogs. Very useful for the lower laff toons. But don't you think that buildings at the higher levels is a better strategy?

Lady Von Zippenberry / Baroness

[Chabuga]

Boy is that useful! Thanks a bunch!

[melodyelectrospeed]

Nice guide!

I have to agree with Lady von Zippenberry though - you get more skill credit from buildings, even without invasions.

Like this chart I made for the Justa Littles clan to help them gag train.

The following would be with invasions (don't mind the colors - obviously the points highlighted in red would be the best).

Both provide calculations of various quantities of each gag used multiplied by floor skill credit since some of us can only carry up to 35-40 gags tops on our 'supernoobs'.

(TFS = Total Floor Skill, provided that the # indicated is used on that floor)

[Sunlyt]

I made Sound gag routes, Now i'll work on trap routes later.

[Milton]

Good guide, Sunlyt. I read in a thread about gag camping (which is pretty much what you described, I think), and it said that over the long haul, you get the best EXP out of all the gag tracks except Lure and Squirt by using level 2 gags. Squirt does best with level 3s and Lure is recommended that you use the biggest Lure you can and still get credit. I used that technique to get my Big Magnet and Quicksand yesterday. I'm not sure about gag routes for Sound, but the level 2 (Whistle) recommendation might be an ideal place to start. Good luck finishing your guide.