
This is Jelly Doughnut reporting for you on Duck Channel. I am warning toons everywhere about some odd and frightening discoveries. So lets quack down and get to work.
No. 1: Supercogs: these are cogs that have special powers, such as being able to fly while carrying heavy drop gags on their back. We warn toons to watch out for these powerful cogs.
No. 2: Importent discovery: we have evidence that cogs may not be robots at all! As you can see, after destroying a cog, we found that something other than explosions were coming out of him: namely, blood.
No. 3: Proof of LOM's evil: after invading LOM's shop, we found out that LOM apparently not only sent toons on nearly impossible toontasks, but also beheaded toons that could not finish them! This will probably result in a major public revolt.
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