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Originally Posted by toontown501
I was wondering did you type all that?
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It is possibe. I mean, anyone with patience can type such a message! Watch:
We the people of the United States are awesome and will always be independent. We will never spam and be polite to people who are plain silly. This applies to everyone, including the presedent, who can't rewrite this constitution. We will agree with these terms:
Dinner: We will always eat potato soup for dinner in honor of Bob the Ostrich, Osiris the ox, and Stewart the iguana.
Government: No member of the government can be over the age of 13. The president will be president untill he/she is 14. A new president will be chosen after that.
fast food: A fast food limit has been added to the constitution since 2006. You can only have fast food once week to prevent a bloating situation. Every tuesday is eat healthy day, and every thursday is E.E.S.(Everybody excersizing simultaneously) day. Everything will be off air exept the weather channel and any news channels. So if there's a storm, you can watch the weather channel while lifting weights in your living room.
Laws: All laws should be approved by the president before passed. If they are vetoed, they can't be re-voted by the nation. If the president is happy with the laws, they are passed. The person who came up with the passed law in the first place gets 1,000 dollars.
-Bob the ostrich
-Stewart the iguana
-Osiris the ox
-lil' rodent girl, the cheese-obsessed mouse