What the Mods/Admins dont want you to know!

[kid nino]

First woot this is a sticky I have fufilled my purpose!



First Zidane since your thread was deleted and you let me copy it on VMKF I decided to bring it back for you. Some of the VMKF members added their ideas. Some are pretty funny so Guys I didnt make this so dont go ahead and start yelling at me. Me and VMKF made 84-101



After MONTHS of observations and careful following, through patterns in posting, and doing the mod/admin stuff, I have been able to find out many closely guarded secrets that the mods and admins don't want you to know. You must NEVER tell the mods/admins that you have found out these secrets, or you will be in deep trouble.

1. The artisitc productions ad at the top is really a tool used to hypnotize you and get you to obey the rules.
2. The new Pirates Online Forums is being used as a base for Evil Kid Bug's plans.
3. The donations are REALLY used to fuel Evil Kid Bug's plans for world domination.
4. Batleth isn't a Star Trek fan. He's a Battlestar Galactica fan.
5. They only CLAIM to have lives.
6. Rattlebones is satin, not velvitine.
7. Rattlebones' avatar is an upside down smiley face.
8. The mods play Wheel of Fortune to find out who they'll ban next.
9. A cow goes moo.
10. Silly Princess isn't a princess, she's an heiress.
11. PurpleToeSocks has never owned a pair of toe socks.
12. Hank is an extremely popular moderator.
13. Not one of the mods has actually played Toontown. They hired a consultant to tell them everything about the game.
14. They want you to come to Live Chat.
15. They use the arcade to distract you while they go and get a hamburger at McDonald's.
16.The guests are other moderators.
17. Cool Winky Doggendoodle has an average temperature of 107 degrees, and can't wink.
18. Batleth's name actually has a meaning.
19. -rcv- is the only one who can speak klingon, not Batleth.
20. zman does have an avatar, it's just taking a nap.
21. The rules are just a bunch of gibberish.
22. They can't keep up with the current slang.
23. I am their favorite user.
24. Ice Age isn't Scrat's favorite movie, Toy Story is.
25. They have superpowers.
26. None of them know they have superpowers.
27. They all get together on the weekends to watch Dora the Explorer.
28. The latest sci-fi thriller by Wray Miller isn't actually a sci-fi thriller.
29. Batleth has never fished on Toontown in his life.
30. They were experimented on with technology that supposedly can keep you up for weeks at a time.
31. They are in an extremely unsuccesful rock group.
32. Biscuit is married to a cardboard box.
33. Nick is part Swedish, part robot.
34. LoveDefying is really a beaver.
35. Pigs really can fly.
36. Silly Princess has a crush on this handsome paper clip. Thanks squiddy22.
37. Nick uses super glue and duct tape to fix the site when it goes down. Thanks squiddy22.
38. There is pizza delivered to the TTC Staff Lounge every Tuesday and Friday. Thanks squiddy
39. Biscuit doesn't really love biscuits, he loves bagels. Biscuit is just his code name, because if people like Biscuit, then they'll start eating biscuits, then Biscuit can have all the bagels for himself. Thanks squiddy22.
40. CBD is really a tree slug, you just can't notice it. Thanks squiddy22.
41. TooHip is too hip for posting.
42. TopazR is really a spy that lives in the jungle of South America.
43. Miss Hulaberry uses invisible mode because Harry Potter is still mad at her for stealing the invisibility cloak.
44. -rcv-'s location of 42° 24' 15"N, 82° 11' 47"W turns out to be right in the middle of the Sahara Desert, where no one can distract him from adminning.
45. After playing Who Wants to be a Millionare?, Nick determined that it was "too hard", and went crying home to his mommy.
46. Mangla believes that "If he doesn't move, the users can't see us."
47. Prof Cherry Pie is an active speaker on the dangers of cherry pie.
48. Biscuit can sense spam from a mile away.
49. ASuperStitch is not an alien life form, but in truth a regular person.
50. The only reason there is a bar at the bottom of each thread that tells you who's viewing is so that the mods can find out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
51. Silly Princess shakes her keyboard every so often in hopes of finding spare change.
52. On Tuesday's, Tepcat enjoys a chocolate milkshake.
53. LoveDefying is currently best friends with a calculator, but he thinks it has a "tude problem" because it will never talk back.
54. Biscuit likes to play Monopoly by himself on the weekends.
55. Rattlebones likes to paint sticks white and then claim that they are bones.Thanks Pie-Man.
56. The mods are conspiring to put a ban on Zidane that can't be reversed, due to "IP address confusion." Thanks Garfieldo.
57. Moderators laminate closed threads so they can hang it on their office wall. Thanks Garfieldo.
58. Despite the constant nagging of Wendot, NaviMap refuses to ask for directions. Thanks Garfeildo.
59. Rattlebones is Biscuit's father. Unfortunately, he only just now found that out. Thanks Garfieldo
60. Miss Hulaberry can't speak Hawaiian. Also, it should be noted that Mangla is the only moderator that looks good in a grass skirt. Thanks Garfieldo.
61. Even though Evil Kid Bugs may seem tough, he really enjoys a walk on the beach during a sunset and romantic dinners.
62. LoveDefying isn't really good at Maplestory, he asks his brothers for help. Thanks kidnino
63.Nicks toon account expired years ago, he uses Rattlebones account now. Thanks CaptainViolet
64.When TTC is down, that is telling you all mods went to Wal-mart!Thanks CaptainViolet
65.Silly Princess listens to Punk Rock, kicks trees to oblivion, doesn't pay taxes, and doesn't eat veggies. Thanks Pie-Man
66.Batleth's motto is "The users are abusers!" Thanks Pie-Man
67.LoveDefying actually does love. He loves a piece of bread name Angela. They are engaged to be married. Thanks Pie-Man
68.Biscuit has a delicious strawberry jam filling. Thanks Pie-Man
69.EKB warned users to not go to *** so he could use it as his future base. Thanks Pie-Man
70. Mods have something to do. -rcv- : "Besides, when things are slow we sit around and read all the stupid stuff that people have posted, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh..."
71. CBD and Barney are related.
72.-rcv- didn't have to be a mod. -rcv- just bribed Nick.
73.If you are a new admin or mod, you sent a letter to Nick exactly why you hate members.
74.Evil Kid Bugs is also related to Barney.
75.Silly Princess isn't. She used to be a member of the teletubies, but she quit.
76.By now most people are expecting another Barney related joke.
77.CBD and -rcv- are discrases to three letter people.
78.Evil Kid Bugs made up his own evil languge.
79.Biscuit and LoveDefying have one ear made out of rubber.
80.The mods really hired smilies to spy on you.
81.CBD may say he's giving you a warning, but really is searching for you credit card number.
82.TepCat is really a dog.
83.TooHip has a normal diet of chickens and goat milk. Thanks bcb for 71-83.
84. StichMad isnt really mad at stich hes happy for stich
85.Nick is really flippy
86.Priz still hasnt finished his 10 year sentance of community service
87.EKB and KB like to play monopoly on weekends
88.On the weekends the mods gather around at nicks house and watch American Idol
89.GreatGabtsy is actually not great, but instead good
90.Despite being the mod of the book forums Tepcat is the only mod that can't read.
91.None of th mods actually play TT they read the players guides and copy and paste them
92.VMKF is down all the mods huddle in a corner and wait for nick to fix it.
93.None of the Mods have heard of VMK they look at other sites and copy the topics.
94.Those mods you see with very few posts are FBI agents
95.VMKF is Evil Kid Bug's second favorite place to wreck things
96.The mods are sending messages into our minds telling us to donate.
97.Batleth is actually a combination of two of some of his favorite things: Bats and bad breath
98.A is for apple.
99.TopazR doesnt really play vmk for vmk, she is a big game hunter and since she doesnt live close to any african plains, jungle cruise is the closest thing.
100. SpinMarty has a secret that nobody cares about
101. Every time EKB watches pinochio he cant wait until hes a real bunny
102.EKB isnt rly evil,his toons name is ACTUALY sweet lil angel
103. When Mods on IRC are AKF they are actually playing on their wii's
104. The Clan mods are just there to make the mini mods look better.
105. Nick actually has never played Toon Town.




The offical creator of this thread is in toontowncentral.com a site owned by nick the member is Zidane
2-14-08 :O this thread is still here. Might as well put up some more now that im coming back a bit more.

[Squiddy22]

These were some of the ones I had:

• Silly Princess has a crush on this handsome paper clip.
• One person is randomly banned each month, and then the mods/admins make up a stupid reason for it.
• Nick uses super glue and duct tape to fix the site when it goes down.
• There is pizza delivered to the TTC Staff Lounge every Tuesday and Friday.
• Biscuit doesn't really love biscuits, he loves bagels. Biscuit is just his code name, because if people like Biscuit, then they'll start eating biscuits, then Biscuit can have all the bagels for himself.
• CBD is really a tree slug, you just can't notice it.
• Nick is very smart, except he can't count. When he was trying to figure out the laff point numbers for the profiles, he needed help from a 5 year old.
• Batleth is really blind, because once, he stared into the sun because he thought he saw a Klingon Ship. Now he has someone type for him.
• The only reason the TTC Staff picks people to be mods/admins is because those people like chocolate. (Hey, I guess we should all be mods and admins. lol)

[mastercrunchypretzel]

LOL.I remember this thread.



P.S My 300th post WOOOOO!!!!!

[Scootz]

WHY must they have deleted it?

Good to see it back xD

EDIT: 1,500th post!

[Goomba]

Yay! Its back! Thanks kid nino!

[lips of an angel]

I have one u can add.

Mods dont really donate donations. They use it to buy EKB carrots so he wont get on his BAD side.

[Peppers]

Silly Princess is really the ugly step-mother.

[toontown501]

here's one batleth can fly

[MisterNickelzilla55]

• Batleth likes to watch the ultimate battle: Potato VS. Fish
• Biscuit is a bone
• Evil Kid Bugs isn't brown/white, he's pink

That's all I could think of.

[Evil Kid Bugsette]

Here
102: EBK Isnt really Evil he is so soft that if someone says hi he starts to cry.
103: Silly Princess isnt reallt silly
104: You forgot to look at 105.

[BadgerDog]

Here's some more:

• 106: EKB has short term memory.
• 107: Batleth has a disco style cubicle.
• 108: CBD and -rcv- are part of the C.I.A. - Carrot Industry Advancements.

[Nuclear Orange]

One question: Why was this stickied?

[Crazy Chip]

-rcv- is actually radio controled vehicle!
Batleth's favorite food is fried TTC members! Why do you think people are B.K.ed? Which means B.K. means Buffet kid!
In The logo, the magnet C is a magnet to get you to like TTC, and drain your brain giving all the knowledge to Admins!

[BadgerDog]

Originally Posted by Nuclear Orange

One question: Why was this stickied?

Because the mods and admins thought it was funny!

[Master Knuckles]

Biscuit wears footsie pajamas o.o
Nick is a robot and likes to skip in feilds of daisys
Batleths favorite PG is MML
SP isnt really that silly. But she got locked in a tower for trying.
Nicks real name is Bob.
Rattlebones has a blanky with pictures of barney on it.