Toontown Gazzete

[James Bond 007]

Toontown Gazette

“The paper that kills the cogs”

Sorry for getting it out so late! We’ll try harder next time.

One Mean Kitty
By
James Bond 007

It all began when I thought of an idea to have a picture contest. I held it; it went out great I posted the winners everything went fine until...I got a private message from lilackitty.

“ idea thief!

get your own ideas and quit stealing others !!!!
what you are doing is the height of chat room rudeness!!! i find what you did to be a personal affront! get your own ideas! or are you too dumb to think up a good idea on your own????

yeah i bet that it! dumb!”

I was confused and offended, I didn’t know what she was talking about so I pm her.

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???”

I got back a few moments later.

“you stole my idea of funny pictures in a thread!
look at the dates buddy!!!!”

I was very annoyed and offended so I replied back.

“This is so different. This is a contest and just because you have pics on a thread doesn't mean other people can't have them and thirdly I don't remember ever looking at your thread!”

Then I looked on my picture contest thread and amazingly she replied back this.

“also did that first too!so that only makes it doublely bad! thanks for pointing that fact out! now hes twice the cheat!”

I was very curious so I looked at what she said to other people. Sure enough I found this.

“then there are the multipatterned ones!
this speaks for itself!”

“and this takes the cake!”

“more fashion fopahs!”

”a mish mash of color!”

“hmmmm.....
what to say about this one?
the button fly thing.... what where they thinking!’

“this is just wrong on so many levels!!!!!!”

She was making fun of toon’s clothing. That I thought was very insulting to toons. She also had some comments about “noobs” fashion sense.

This Kitty overreacts to stuff. She also needs to be nicer to people and know that the world doesn’t revolve around her. She doesn’t need to call people dumb when she doesn’t know anything about the person.
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Toons on the Job




This Toon, my friend King Wonderflip has made a place for all toons to come and hang out at his house! It is open from 4 pm to 5 pm weekdays (all times are eastern) and 8 am to 3 pm weekends! Every day you can meet him on Toontown, meet him at Toon HQ under the star board, Giggly Point in Toontown Central. The name of his place is called “Rest with the King”. When you come to his house 7-10 people can come in.
He has activities almost every week. Like…
On the Weekends: The toons will meet at his house and every hour and groups of toons will go out and go fishing! When the fishing groups go only 5 people can go out to fish at a time!
On Tuesdays and Thursdays: He has a learn about Toontown program, where toons can go and learn about Toontown! That is at 4:30 pm at his house! During the learn about Toontown he may have guest speakers! He hopes you can come!
King came up with the idea from one of his friends! His friend had a business, it was a restaurant! King tried to come up with a business of his own. With trial and error with other businesses, he came up with this!
The reason I am writing this it to encourage all toon’s to become creative and make their own little shops!
(Note: He has changed his name and this business no longer in business).


By: Prof. Applestuff
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New Fish
by
corydude

Ever wanted to catch a dogfish? A catfish? A baloon fish? Maybe even a Peanut Buttter & Jelly Fish? Well heres your chance because toontown's ponds have just came out with 20 Totally new fish! Even some toons gave their opinions about the new fish.Confused toon Sniffy Peppertoon says "are the fish even out yet????" Tyler Cosma says "I like the Jellyfish the most. I mean, who knew sandwhiches had stingers??? I just want them to come out then i'll be happy... " also Rattle bones said "I'm a bit disappointed. I'd rather see them make it a bit easier to catch the last 10 fish and leave one ultra rare (ie OKC or one of the moons) than add another 20 fish into the mix."


http://www.toontowncentral.com/foru...tid=12651&stc=1 Well I hope you have some good luck getting "New Fish"

by:corydude
pictures by:Pearl
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Eye Of The Potato Optometry
Grade: B-
Location: Elm Street, Daisy Gardens

My good friend Chanel was having trouble seeing. I suggested that she go to the optometry to get glasses. Chanel took my advice, but things weren't good when I saw her after the appointment. Chanel's eyesight was obviously better, but she was as dumb as Goofy on a Wednesday.

So I purposely squirted a squirt gag to my eye, causing my eyesight to be oh so terrible. Now, I needed to go to the optometry. I may not come out of this task alive, but it's what I had to do to find out the truth about this optometry from a Cog HQ.

The owner of the eyesight store, Dr. Spud, was a very kind kitty. I started to think that Chanel might've just been stupider that day. But then Dr. Spud took me in the back of the store to the "Room of Doom." I though this was the place where you pay the bill. But I was wrong. So wrong.

It turned out that Dr. Spud was a mad scientist...except for the fact that she was stupid, and mad scientists tend to be smart. Anyway, Dr. Spud had a machine that replaced people's brains with a potato and fixed their eyesight. She wanted to do it because all her friends were so smart, and they teased her because she was dumb. Now, she wanted a world of dumb toons!

She tried to glue me to the seat where I would face my doom. But fortunately, I had a pie in my pocket and threw it at her. Unfortunately, it missed--and hit the machine. I thought I would be doomed. Then I realized that the pie had caused the machine to change...now it made people smart and nice.

I shot the machine at Dr. Spud and walla--she turned nice and smart! Now, she realized that revenge was not the way. She should ask her friends for an apology.

So we got all the people who had turned dumb to become smart again. Unfortunately, the new version of the machine made toon's eyesights bad again. My friend Chanel was so depressed. But little does she know, her eyesight will get better after a thing I like to call "battle with the V.P."

The stench of evil still flows through the store. So I'd suggest not going there unless you're desperate for an optomotrist. Go to "Out To See" in Donald's Docks instead.

~Pancake
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