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Originally Posted by SPDB
Good luck with your neighbor!
I used a bike horn after I said 3 times "Sorry I can't." because I had no more sound and you all chose sound.......
Have a nice day!
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Sorry, it was hard to concentrate while trying to talk to my neighbor and trying to get my stubborn friend downstairs. Because at first, i really didn't know who was outside while our water was running. And i freaked out when she started telling my dog to stop jumping.
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Originally Posted by scottsman
Gee, can I buy your house. Ugh. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully she will get some help some day.....
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Of course you can buy my house! (They're actually Duplexes. Inside is about the same size of a $500,000 California house though)
On one side you get a nosy neighbor who thinks its all right to go into other peoples yards and tell them they don't feed their dog. She will probably call some Animal Emergency place (she has done this before) and get them to come out to your house about...every 2 months because our dog doesn't have food at the times she looks over our fence. The Animal people will look at your dog and laugh because they can tell that the lady is crazy because they can tell your dog is well fed. You will then have to tell this neighbor everytime she says something, that the dog IS on a diet because she's already chunky. She will still feed your dog food that probably makes her fat though.
On the other side you get crazy people who like to listen to spanish music at top volume at 11 pm at night while you are trying to go to sleep. This happens mostly during the summer, so you might be ok during the winter. Unless it happens to be sunny...then you're gonna have some problems. They will come over to your house about once a week and tell you that you need to pay their $2000 plumbing bill because apparently a leak from YOUR side is ruining their kitchen floor. No matter how many times you tell them that you've had a plumber come out and dig up your kitchen, bathroom, and garage floor and walls, they will still insist that you pay it. They will also have their friends come over at 5 and 6 am and park infront of your driveway so you can't back out to go to work or to go anywhere. You'll have to knock on their door every morning and ask them to move and they will say "Sorry" but they really aren't because it happens again the next morning. One of these days, you'll park in front of THEIR driveway, then just pretend you aren't home when they come knocking on the door. (this was a bad idea...they left a nasty note on the door)
The whole package will cost you a grand total of 2.5 billion dollars because my friend and i will need to move somewhere far far away where we can build a house with a big enough driveway that 20 cars couldnt block it. And we also need a big fence like at a batting cage so our non existant neighbors can't come into our backyard. We will also need about 3 years of therapy because our neighbors drive us nuts. Our house will need soundproof walls and everything. So it's going to be expensive to get this all together.
Hope you enjoy your new home
9:00 PM (PST) CFO...If you were with me, please read.
03-02-2008, 04:12 AM
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