The Complaint Department

[guggs]

Ok I got a complaint for all of you. We did a 7 toon stunless cj last night and I had bonus weight(how did that happen). Evidently I was not standing where I should have to throw my evidence. Now mind you I have 2 toons maxed in law with full schticker books. In all the boss battles ive done with you Susan and you never even told me about where I need to stand, what kinda friend are you. I thought being where I was, was good enough. Thanks to craig for pointing this out in the run reports. Being that I had Truman on this run who is a 132 I am embarrased for not knowing this and mad at Susan for not telling me.


Steve

[alc127]

Originally Posted by madamecat

Where is the momentum people? 10 hours and no new complaints posted so I am startng off Friday morning with this complaint. Get with the program people. Some of us have no lives.

It took you this long to fix your hairdo?

I will just use initials for toons with long silly names. This is toontown not some silly, childish place. Laff for everyone will be 99, fewer keystrokes, suits and sides will be ingnored. The comment section will always say ... we came, we saw, we danced.

I have a serious complaint here I was on at 3:00 am EST and it was still the same gag workers, I guess we will have to circulate a petition to TT about this, plus I was selling fish to Fisherman Flora in DG and she shorted me a few beans. She is getting tired how many years has she stood there without time off.

Plus my bank is full, why can't I go to Funny Money Savings and Loans and open up a savings account? I don't want my beans going to charity I want them to go to ME. Why can't we take loans out for little toons? You can repossess my furniture if I am in arrears.

When someone is leaving toontown why can't they have an estate sale? I may want to by that used lamp.

SWO -- self-appointed COGS union steward

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by guggs

Ok I got a complaint for all of you. We did a 7 toon stunless cj last night and I had bonus weight(how did that happen). Evidently I was not standing where I should have to throw my evidence. Now mind you I have 2 toons maxed in law with full schticker books. In all the boss battles ive done with you Susan and you never even told me about where I need to stand, what kinda friend are you. I thought being where I was, was good enough. Thanks to craig for pointing this out in the run reports. Being that I had Truman on this run who is a 132 I am embarrased for not knowing this and mad at Susan for not telling me.


Steve

Now THAT is a valid complaint! With two Law keyed toons, and a third getting close this was the first I'd ever heard of "certain bonus weight" assigned to "certain pan placement". Makes ya wonder why Craig didn't write the stunless strategy...
I think maybe he was just upset that he'd been playing gavel pinball. Hey Craig, so should the toons with no bonus weight stand behind the jury box to pan on a stunless run?

[alc127]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Now THAT is a valid complaint!

We now have to get approval for out complaints to be valid?

[madamecat]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Now THAT is a valid complaint! With two Law keyed toons, and a third getting close this was the first I'd ever heard of "certain bonus weight" assigned to "certain pan placement". Makes ya wonder why Craig didn't write the stunless strategy...
I think maybe he was just upset that he'd been playing gavel pinball. Hey Craig, so should the toons with no bonus weight stand behind the jury box to pan on a stunless run?

Okay let's get the story straight. Poor Craig whining he got no bonus weight, what shall we ever do? And it was me who was the measley Bottom Feeder that was the furry orange pin ball just making that clear. Too bad I made no video to tell where NOT to stand. Wow I was dizzy. Still griping that this group of big bad meanies kept me alive. And the nerve of you all for not telling me when I boarded on this stunless that it was too risky for me. You all need to take another crabby pill and get with the program. I wanted to be "stinked." BTW I slept great after this one!!!

[smvb]

Originally Posted by miss fluffy flipperfoot

Alright People, MAJOR Complaint here.

Could You PLEASE PLEASE pick shorter names for your toons?!?!? I mean come on!! Takes FOREVER to post a run report with you stinkin Princess Blahblah blah blah blah Flipperfooot blah blah blah's out there! Can't we all just settle on calling our toons Bob??

I'm going to have to sue for carpul tunnel syndrome if I have to type yet another run report with these innane toon names!

From now on, your toon's are all Bob, Jim and Max. You're all HW 50's, and laff is gonna be set at 106.

Beth

Cool! Laff points the easy way! I'll take the name "Bob," please. Maybe "Sue" since my toon is a girl. No. I like Bob better.

A bit dismayed, I was, when I realized that TTC doesn't have enough space for me to type my main toon's name, "Little Pancake Poodlegoober," under my TTC user name. At least it's not Princess Pancake Poodlegoober!

Oh boy. Got to think of a complaint.... It's snowing and the kids are home from school. Can't get my merits, since they have started playing Toontown again. Arrrggh!

Little Pancake Poodlegoober ...uh, I mean, Bob

[Loopy_Rainbow]

Ok, I have a valid complaint... why hasn't anyone invented a machine which will sort, wash, dry, fold and put away all laundry?! I'm having to do it myself when I could finally be letting Hedwig play! Instead she'll be sulking again b/c of no playtime. Good grief. Stinky bird.

Hey, I think the complaints are slowing down... come on people, it's Friday, I'm sure we can come up with more!

Megan
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Loopy Rainbow Blubbersnooker
Goliath
Hedwig

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Originally Posted by Loopy_Rainbow

Hey, I think the complaints are slowing down... come on people, it's Friday, I'm sure we can come up with more!

It's the weekend. Just wait dear . Many complaints to come over the next couple of days. Guaranteed! (I just wonder what we will have done wrong first to someone and in what manner we did it as a whole group.)

[canadianloonie]

Originally Posted by Miss Flip Flipperfoot

It's the weekend. Just wait dear . Many complaints to come over the next couple of days. Guaranteed! (I just wonder what we will have done wrong first to someone and in what manner we did it as a whole group.)

Yup, just you watch! By Sunday night the witch hunt will be on!


My complaint is about how bad I feel when on my sell uber and some kind hearted big toon wants to go on a revenge run, for the fourth time! It's ok that I've gone sad! Really!

[alc127]

Originally Posted by canadianloonie

My complaint is about how bad I feel when on my sell uber and some kind hearted big toon wants to go on a revenge run, for the fourth time! It's ok that I've gone sad! Really!

My complaint is the pathetic faces these sad ubers have in the PG. So what if it takes 4 tries to get them to dance? If you don't want a revenge run go to another PG.



My next complaint is that this thread has overtaken the Winter Diversion thread as my favorite.




SWO

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

OK, here is my complaint for the day.

I have a Professor Guffaw that I have been holding on to (missed out on Bessie b/c of it) for weeks now. This card has been burning a hole in my gag bag to use in Zig's presence and I really want to get on TT and hunt him down!

[madamecat]

Originally Posted by Miss Flip Flipperfoot

OK, here is my complaint for the day.

I have a Professor Guffaw that I have been holding on to (missed out on Bessie b/c of it) for weeks now. This card has been burning a hole in my gag bag to use in Zig's presence and I really want to get on TT and hunt him down!

Hey Flip! My complaint is I can now get on TT and stay on TT since dc that stinky wireless router and hear you are in need of one. It is yours for the taking so you can get back on TT and then complain that you DC all the time because of it. Just a warning though. I will NOT give up my Disco Queen crown and give it to you because I am just mean that way
PS: I am going to take a nap now. How dare my child decide to go home with somebody after school for a sleep over depriving me of driving in the pouring rain again to pick her up again. And mother nature had to make it so I wanted to sleep all day with the yucky weather. She is turning me into one of those old lazy people before my time.

[raiderfanforlife]

Did a late CCG CFO run just now with my good friend Dawn Ov Anudae. Boarded with a bunch of RB's that had to jump off just as the clock hit 1. Wow, now thats class. I stood my ground in the vator till the clock hit about 10 seconds to go and hopped off. I was almost shuffled off. But one of the RB's that came in with only 59 laffs couldn't get on. Now my only complaint is. Why do they need to have all RB's? Don't you know that some of us smaller toons have bigger toons that, yes have been here before. The way some of them craned you would have thought they were SC 1's first time on TT

The preceeding complaint was made up for the drama effect. Any resemblemce to what really happened, not say that it didnt, is totaly coincidental and meant to be funny knowing that I really dont care that it happened because I knew that no matter what I got on and stayed on. To you shufflers that were scared to go lite..bok bok BOK!

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Originally Posted by littlespike

I wanna see you CCG low laffers:
1- Off a big toon

Hey Gene...does this count or at least come close?

I took a smelly 131 laff dog and almost melted him in a 4 story on my 34 laffer who was doodle free. Oh what fun it was!!!

[Princess Penny Bumberpoof]

Alright, this here is an OFFICIAL complaint and as soon as I find my TTC stationary a copy of it will be forwarded to the Toon Better Business Bureau. I don't care how overworked they may be but I simply must complain about the quality of gags being purveyed by one Clerk Clara (if that is even her real name)! She has been my gag supplier of choice for some time now and I thought I knew what I was getting. But tonight she simply went too far.

On the 1745 CST VP run I attended there were two ubers present. TT actually split them onto opposite sides for the skelecog round but that will be a separate complaint. My complaint has more to do with the fact that try as I might I was simply unable to do them harm, let alone off them completely. You see, Clara supplied me with a stash of lures (bills, magnets and goggles) that refused to miss. How are you supposed to feign compassion for the uber you just sent packing when you can't miss with a single lure? I mean I was luring my tail feathers off against 10's, 11's and 12's during skele's and NOTHING would miss. It only would have taken one. Is that too much to ask? Plus I can usually count on my level 7's to miss when playing with that low laff type. But not tonight. The one I threw to finish off the skele round was a complete failure and finished off the entire row. Imagine my surprise, not to mention distaste, having to dance with the likes of them!

I am so steamed that I am heading back to DG right now to see if I can't add another notch to my uber killer belt. You have been warned.

Princess Penny Bumberpoof