The Complaint Department

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

Ouch, I'm complaining I felt a from a certain McStinkle, hm.... I'm not sure if she's calling me stinky or trying to compliment me.

Nope, you're stinky-- I can smell ya from here!

[e=mc2]

I was Just in A VP when I was with a 112, 110, me, and a 36 laffer. He kept using Bugle on lvl 12's.He did Go sad.

In Skele, Toons were Glitching, and we had a 55 laffer who was only a little better than the 36.

And in Pie, I left by Discoing out. Not fun. My best Random Run Yet!! Wait. This was a CCG Run.No Fun.First part Finished.

I hear People Say that Hollywoods Don't Board with Them. It's Their Problem.THE CCG WAS MADE BY LOW SUITS, SO YOU CAN RUN WITHOUT THEM!!!( the biggies.) The CCG says to pack and do not Shuffle. Stay with 6 or more in VP. 4 is okay in CFO, and 8 in CJ and CEO.Let's Go out And Follow the CCG rules. Let's Take the momentum AJ Gave us, and use it to help Small Suits Dance. Let's Use the help of our mods and Ambassadors And Stop Shuffle!! We should be Glad That We have TTC to Vent and Post on. Take What You can, Share it with other's, and Bring true Spirit of CCG Back in our Toons.Don't wait for other's, take it upon yourselves the responsibility of being a CCG member. We Are Part of the CCG, Now Let's Go out and Show it.Bring Pride in your Dance and gags.

" Wear your CCG tag with Pride." Melody

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by e=mc2

We should be Glad That We have TTC to Vent and Post on.

True, But Not Here. Take It To Rants, Or Send Your Complaint To A Bassie.



Complaint of the day - capitalization of every word in a sentence.

[Amanda Tori Oinker]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Complaint of the day - capitalization of every word in a sentence.

I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LIKE PROPER CAPITALIZATION.

[smvb]

Originally Posted by Amanda Tori Oinker

I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LIKE PROPER CAPITALIZATION.

fine ill complain about people who insist on capitalizing and also punctuating but spelling is important right

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

mmmmm im hungry now

[Captain Pickles Weaselchomp]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Complaint of the day - capitalization of every word in a sentence.

Gasp I Find That So Offensive Susan Capitalization IS SO AWESOME AND FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Is The Use Of Improper Punctuation Or Too Much Of It!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!??

LOL, Y'alls Stinks

[littlespike]

These new Ubers must be like Version 2 toons w.o the skeletoon effect.
You try to kill em off in one round, or two or even 3 sometimes and they keep standing there, coming back for more.

Just last night I was playing my uber snuffer (Princess Crazy D).

I get stuck with 3 puny 2 trackers. Their feeble gag hits but their stinbky wedding cake misses, the snuffer actually kills a level 8 or 9 cog with a piano or machette or something. These ubers are still standing, with a level 12, and a couple level 10'ish cogs! Lucky freaks!

Then some dipstick rain clouds next round. One uber fergets to doddle, (probably consulting the TT psychic hotline), the others stare dumbfounded as their talentless doddle squats and looks like it's trying to lay an egg. Sittin' pretty at 1 laff, 6 laff and maybe one toon has 8 or 10 laff, the snuffer has to call her doddle to beg after geysering the cogs from the earlier round.

On to the skeles and again the same puny ubers get stuck with PCD.
You woulda thunk they learned something. Nope. One cakes, one wedding cakes on a row of 12, 11,11,11 cogs. Cake hits, wedding cake misses and the same dipstick who rain clouded calls a Bessie. (that's right, ain't using all my level 7's on these freaks, toontanics don't grow on trees, or do they?)

Man, I tell ya. You can't kill them stinky ubers even with industrail strength griefing. They are like roaches or rats or something.

On to the cash uber snuffer event. Dang it, 6 or 7 or 8 of em get on the vator. We kils a few cogs and stuff, blah, blah, blah....The lights come on and they scatter like, well I said it before, like roaches.

Did I mention I hate safes. I give all my safes to some stinky black cat. If I coulda I would have run round and tossed 7 or 9 of them over there to clear out the room for the stompers who were orbiting looking fer goons. Dang it, that cat starts throwing safes back to me clobbering my poor stomper.

And you don't let your area ever get cluttered up with junk like safes, and treasure and stuff. A neat and tidy area is the sign of a healthy, kind and courteous toon. You gotta throw them live goons before the pop out some stinky leftovers.

I tell ya. Them ubers ain't nothin but trouble. Somebodies gotta write a better guide for them ubers cuz I think they play kinda kooky.

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by littlespike

On to the cash uber snuffer event. Dang it, 6 or 7 or 8 of em get on the vator. We kils a few cogs and stuff, blah, blah, blah....The lights come on and they scatter like, well I said it before, like roaches.

Did I mention I hate safes. I give all my safes to some stinky black cat. If I coulda I would have run round and tossed 7 or 9 of them over there to clear out the room for the stompers who were orbiting looking fer goons. Dang it, that cat starts throwing safes back to me clobbering my poor stomper.

And you don't let your area ever get cluttered up with junk like safes, and treasure and stuff. A neat and tidy area is the sign of a healthy, kind and courteous toon. You gotta throw them live goons before the pop out some stinky leftovers.

I tell ya. Them ubers ain't nothin but trouble. Somebodies gotta write a better guide for them ubers cuz I think they play kinda kooky.

Ya know, I was so surprised to see you throw both safes over, Imy first thought was that it was another CFO bug. When I tossed them back, only to see you throw them at me again, I stopped long enough to say, "Why does he keep throwing me his safes?!??!" Then the paranoid feline instincts told me you may be trying to "trap" me with a screenie saying I was a safe hog!

Thanks for the stinky laffs, it was a fun night.

[littlespike]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Ya know, I was so surprised to see you throw both safes over, Imy first thought was that it was another CFO bug. When I tossed them back, only to see you throw them at me again, I stopped long enough to say, "Why does he keep throwing me his safes?!??!" Then the paranoid feline instincts told me you may be trying to "trap" me with a screenie saying I was a safe hog!

Thanks for the stinky laffs, it was a fun night.

The story above was fiction, pure fiction.

But hypothetically speaking, it wouldn't be "exactly" the trap on trap I had in mind....

To explain this "theoretical" style of play, we gotta go back a bit on proported griefer innovations.

There might have been a buddy having a key party at the CFO once. Not sure he wanted to, but he solo'ed cranes. Some joker went to each station and tossed every safe to him. The guest of honor had all 8 safes stacked up on him. "Trapped" (i.e. pinned) 1-2 toons in the corner on top of that. The honored guest was "trapped" with his stomper (who might have been named Nanner) so he could not jump off the crane either and she could not get out of the corner with all the "safe"ties surrounding so kindly engulfing them. But man oh man, someone gets to stomp or flail all the goonies. Think the "safe" toon got to take the CFO out on the 2nd or 3rd stun.
I'd never post incriminating screenies, but I do like to keep my area neat and tidy! Just looking out for your safety!

[Mystical Monkey Power]

Originally Posted by Beaniemooch

That's because this is not the SOLUTIONS page and Sir Bumbernoodle is in serious danger of being thrown out of the lounge if he keeps this alleged "helpfulness" up. Take it somewhere else, Sir, y'all stinks!

I'd like to lodge a formal and very serious complaint about the complete lack of seriousness with which y'all treat the very serious matters brought to your attention in this once-fine complaint department. You've taken a fine institution and degraded it to the point of mere farce.

I'm highly offended and intend to complain regularly (even more so when TT is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE!!!???!!!???!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?)

Y'all smell very poorly. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

-- (The Infamous) MMP

[Little Daphne]

I'm here to complain about my suspension.
Now it's gonna be harder to get to BW and BC!
I wanted to make it by Sunday!

Also... people who tlk lk ds.

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

I'd like to complain that a storm blew threw my town last night and took out the phone, air conditioning and to boot...lightening struck my tv. Luckily, I had just bought this particular tv and still had the box and receipt handy. Needless to say, I rushed to get to wallyworld, toted in my bulky box at 10pm just as Customer Service was announcing that they were now closed. Hah! I'll have none of that so I rushed up to the counter and said Please! Help me! It's just an even trade. And they did. From the moment I lugged this thing downstairs, got it in my car, did the exchange it took me a total of 25 minutes. Quite proud of myself at that point for being able to exchange a TV for being struck by lightening and the little time in which it took me. Then only to get home and find that the internet and phones are down and still no AC. Oh well. Good time to do some other things in RL and not think about those last 7 6 hole CGC's I need to get done by next week.
Oh well, done complaining. I get to go to work where at least there is AC. And I don't have to dress like Gal today to stay cool. Woo Hoo!

Have a great (ehh bad) day everyone!

[Beaniemooch]

I'm complaining about selfish people who think that natural disasters taking out phone, power, internet, A/C, and televisions are somehow more important than the fact that I broke a nail this morning trying to open my laptop. Some of us are not lucky enough to have new televisions to trade in, we must make use of the ones from last year where we trudged to the store on foot in a snowstorm uphill both ways for at least 10 miles to purchase it and then carry it home on our backs. And it seems to me Gal's wardrobe problem does not carry over to a certain person but perhaps she dresses Gal that way as a manifestation of her own inner urge to have grossly long legs to flash. Huh? Good grief.

I'm also complaining that I have four estates to water trees on, no automatic watering system has been provided even after I made a request to one of our founding members and ambassadors, and I find the trees are dead again on one of them because I don't have time to play all four accounts every day.

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Originally Posted by Beaniemooch

because I don't have time to play all four accounts every day.

Which is because you helped organize and sucessfully run a CJ revenge run for a certain tall purple dog when she had her previous CJ go down in flames. If you would just keep your stinky monkeys playing their own selfish way, you'd have time to water all those trees. Instead you pull them away from whatever it is they're supposed to be stinking--er, doing-- any time said purple dog asks for help. Good grief!

[Beaniemooch]

Originally Posted by minipups2

Which is because you helped organize and sucessfully run a CJ revenge run for a certain tall purple dog when she had her previous CJ go down in flames. If you would just keep your stinky monkeys playing their own selfish way, you'd have time to water all those trees. Instead you pull them away from whatever it is they're supposed to be stinking--er, doing-- any time said purple dog asks for help. Good grief!

That wasn't a revenge run, I needed a CJ to help fill my book (9 more to go) and figured I could amuse myself by assisting, er, offing you in the process. I failed. I shall apparently have to try harder because you made it through with a promotion. Sorry my friends list is full.