The Complaint Department

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Originally Posted by Deputy Snuffy Kookymuddle

Wow, so is that all it takes is a belly flop? Thanks. Woo Hoo! Deputy belly flops! LOL

HA! You wish!! You're not gettin out of it THAT easily, doggie!! I'm complaining that every time I ask Deputy for help in DA he comes running-- I'm starting to think he actually LIKES DA's!!

Originally Posted by elvatoloco

As for offing you in the CFO...... That has to wait until the weekend.

Bring it on!!!

[Beaniemooch]

I must complain that the new emotes on Toontown are causing us to be exposed to more flashing than even Flipflop Gal in her prime ever exhibited. And while I have personal knowledge that Gal has yet to receive her new catalog, I can only tremble in fear for the day that it arrives. If you take a good look at the photo you will see the perpetrator of this particular heinous crime as it happened in the CFO tonight.....

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

I must complain that the new emotes on Toontown are causing us to be exposed to more flashing than even Flipflop Gal in her prime ever exhibited. And while I have personal knowledge that Gal has yet to receive her new catalog, I can only tremble in fear for the day that it arrives. If you take a good look at the photo you will see the perpetrator of this particular heinous crime as it happened in the CFO tonight.....

8:00pm Sunday night on the dot, Gal's cattlelog WILL arrive and she will be "deelighted"! Woo hoo! Look for her at th 8:30pm EST CJ.

[krissru]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

I must complain that the new emotes on Toontown are causing us to be exposed to more flashing than even Flipflop Gal in her prime ever exhibited. And while I have personal knowledge that Gal has yet to receive her new catalog, I can only tremble in fear for the day that it arrives. If you take a good look at the photo you will see the perpetrator of this particular heinous crime as it happened in the CFO tonight.....

Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!

Originally Posted by Miss Flip Flipperfoot

8:00pm Sunday night on the dot, Gal's cattlelog WILL arrive and she will be "deelighted"! Woo hoo! Look for her at th 8:30pm EST CJ.

Yes Dawn, but can you be THAT delighted?

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Originally Posted by krissru

Yes Dawn, but can you be THAT delighted?

It's more like deeeelighted. Don't be "surprised" when you see Gal, consider this fair warning.

[mimi mommy]

Hey Flipflop cutie pie!!! Guess what??? I got some new sandals (mephisto, no less) with cute little faux diamond buckles.... I know they aren't real diamonds, but, gee whiz, I just wanna be like you! They DID replace my faux leather Hilo Hattie flipflops. Am I getting better???? Love ya!!! Mimi Mommy

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Originally Posted by mimi mommy

Hey Flipflop cutie pie!!! Guess what??? I got some new sandals (mephisto, no less) with cute little faux diamond buckles.... I know they aren't real diamonds, but, gee whiz, I just wanna be like you! They DID replace my faux leather Hilo Hattie flipflops. Am I getting better???? Love ya!!! Mimi Mommy

All of my flipflop girls are "deeelighted" that you got some new shooz!

Now, back to the complaints!

[Beaniemooch]

I need to complain that <gasp> children have been spotted playing Toontown. And not just children, it is much worse than that. Adults have been playing too. Yes, it's true--PEOPLE have been playing Toontown. They have been creating toons, getting suits, and showing up to CCG runs. It is obvious from the increased amount of new threads complaining about losing battles, lack of coddling, lack of teamwork, random toons, glitching, "improper" gag choices, and unsportsman like behavior that PEOPLE have been plotting every day the downfall of Disney as we know it. Because CCG has no true enforcement powers upon those whom we do not know, cannot locate in our members list, do not care about rules, might not be able to read, or <wait for it> those who make innocent mistakes, it leaves us only one choice. We must take matters into our own hands. We must unite with our Doodles to patrol the streets. I'm not quite sure what we're looking for, the plan gets kind of fuzzy about here because apparently there are those who think we must now protect Toontown from....toons?

I must complain that apparently Toontown was made available to everyone. I have met the enemy, and they are us.

Have a stinky day.

[granny of nine]

ok I have a major complaint what's up with all the good cranners in cfo can't a girl have fun playing with the goons just when I'm starting to have fun someone kills the poor guy another one is just when I'm tormetting the goon someone steals it from me lol and all I want to do is have some fun with the goons I have to complain about me being up almost all night reading all this now I'll have a major nightmare lol

Lila

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by granny of nine

I have to complain about me being up almost all night reading all this now I'll have a major nightmare lol

Lila

I, for one thank you Lila for taking the time to read this entire thread. I can only imagine the pain you have gone through. I can say with complete confidence that I understand your pain. I also have suffered from this thread. My sides ache, my eyes are red and puffy from the tears, and and I have neighbors who most likely think I am insane for laughing so much while alone in my home.

As for your goon problem, I'm sorry to say the more training runs these CCGers attend, the less chance you will have to fuss with goons. Please keep an eye out for a goon stomper training coming soon, you'll finally get an opportunity to stomp goons as much as you like.

Happy nightmare!

[Jefe]

I'd like to complain that just when I started befriending fellow toons via DXD, they introduce a new patch that isn't yet ready to be used with DXD. Can't the Toontown developers introduce something without breaking something else? I miss my new friends! You'd be surprised how lonely you can feel even when you have two toons in front of you.

Originally Posted by gggbutter

I must complain that apparently Toontown was made available to everyone. I have met the enemy, and they are us.

So we should be on the lookout for Cogs disguised in Toon suits? Have the cogs built a factory to make toon suits, a new HQ maybe? Or perhaps the toons are being brainwashed by the cogs? This is very disturbing indeed.

Originally Posted by granny of nine

ok I have a major complaint what's up with all the good cranners in cfo can't a girl have fun playing with the goons just when I'm starting to have fun someone kills the poor guy another one is just when I'm tormetting the goon someone steals it from me lol and all I want to do is have some fun with the goons I have to complain about me being up almost all night reading all this now I'll have a major nightmare lol

Lila

Next time be sure to express your concerns to the craner by using such Speedchat phrases as "Look for someone who needs help.", "I need practice stomping goons.", "I can't reach any goons." and "Don't throw a safe now!" As one of these self-proclaimed "Expert" craners I will gladly leave you a goon or two on the floor to keep you entertained, and refrain from hitting him TOO many times with a safe.

[Poodleberry]

I have a complaint! I get up this rainy UK morning and hop on the site with the hope that I can catch up on reports and quietly browse through the posts whilst sipping my first cup of tea, safe in the knowledge that all my friends from across the pond are safely snuggled down in their beds and not likely to cause me any grief.

And what do I find?? Huh? Huh?!! There are still 'over the ponders' awake and posting at this time of the morning! I could be on TT playing with you maniacs!!! I can make the coffee... if you bring the biscuits! Oh no! Wait! The kids want something called breakfast! Jeez!

[K. Jon Kit]

Originally Posted by Poodleberry

I have a complaint! I get up this rainy UK morning and hop on the site with the hope that I can catch up on reports and quietly browse through the posts whilst sipping my first cup of tea, safe in the knowledge that all my friends from across the pond are safely snuggled down in their beds and not likely to cause me any grief.

And what do I find?? Huh? Huh?!! There are still 'over the ponders' awake and posting at this time of the morning! I could be on TT playing with you maniacs!!! I can make the coffee... if you bring the biscuits! Oh no! Wait! The kids want something called breakfast! Jeez!

Hang on...I thought YOU were the "over the ponder..."
I want breakfast too

[granny of nine]

[quote=Brrlgrrl;2305337]I, for one thank you Lila for taking the time to read this entire thread. I can only imagine the pain you have gone through. I can say with complete confidence that I understand your pain. I also have suffered from this thread. My sides ache, my eyes are red and puffy from the tears, and and I have neighbors who most likely think I am insane for laughing so much while alone in my home.

As for your goon problem, I'm sorry to say the more training runs these CCGers attend, the less chance you will have to fuss with goons. Please keep an eye out for a goon stomper training coming soon, you'll finally get an opportunity to stomp goons as much as you like.

Happy nightmare![/QUOT

wow I didn't know it would take that long to read I just couldn't stop I think everyone in my house is ready to commit me for laughing and talking to myself lol I think I'll need lots of coffee today to keep me going yay no nightmare yet lol ok back to playing with goons

Lila

[Poodleberry]

Originally Posted by K. Jon Kit

Hang on...I thought YOU were the "over the ponder..."
I want breakfast too

No no no no... YOU are the 'over the ponder' - I'm here already! And you want a bit of my breakfast? Hmm, guess I could throw you a few beans! lol