The Complaint Department

[canadianloonie]

Those are all the bosses, what about the factories, golfing, racing, trolley, gardening, and don't forget those doodles!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by canadianloonie

Those are all the bosses, what about the factories, golfing, racing, trolley, gardening, and don't forget those doodles!

I was stupid enough to create 4 large toons, only three of which have any laff boosts from racing, gardening, fishing and golfing. The rest (and there are many) are ubers, and don't fish, garden, race or golf. It wasn't until the fourth big toon that I realized I don't need or care for any of that extra laff, as it is my biggest toons will never actually be 137. I simply don't care enough to complain about any of that.

As for Factories, Mints, DA, etc I run two toons everywhere- I don't have any complaints because I don't actually need any help. The teamwork is dependable, and it is mostly peaceful when they aren't griefing eachother.

My doodles rock! 'Nuff said.

[krissru]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

And continue I will.

It has been a long time coming, so without further ado, the moment you have all been waiting for-

Brrlgrrl’s List of Complaints

VP

Treaders in VP
If I was there first, don’t try to push me out of the way and into to VP. Go make yourself useful and please don’t bother me.

“Ubers”
Overlaffed “ubers” – having the lowest laff possible/highest gag possible defines an uber. Ubers are so easy to make these days, seems everyone has one-don’t whine about going sad, it’s part of the deal. Also, don’t “expect” any special treatment*. While ubers are generally coddled in the CCG, it is not like that in the rest of Toontown. Learn to play defensively or don’t play.

*While there are certain folks out there who may say I am guilty of special treatment, it is my choice when and where and who. The “who” is the defining factor here, usually those that have the right attitude when running an uber and it is used as a griefing technique. Those ubers don’t want to be coddled, and that is the reason I will.

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

CFO

Okay, this is where the big toons play. If you’re gonna have 71+ laff, get the gags to back it up. Don’t come play marbles with me, and leave your trumpets in the gag shop. With constant invasions, there is no excuse for laziness. Got gags?

Craners
A safe will become his new helmet. Throw goons until you have learned the correct time to throw a safe. You can actually win simply throwing goons, try it sometime.

Stompers
Red Square Griefers – please go away! How many goons can you stomp while standing on that red square anyway? Same goes for the Haywire Tripwire Crew. If only we could string up a tripwire about neck high…

CJ

Witness Protection? I doubt it. Toons who cry for a toon-up while hiding at the witness stand. Good luck!

Stun line and Stagnant
Toons who will return to the same cog from gathering evidence only to interrupt the flow and force everyone else to adjust. No, YOU need to adjust. See, when you left for evidence, the proper players took your old spot. It is now your turn to adapt and fill in where needed. It’s called rotation, you’ll get used to those unfamiliar toon up bonuses, trust me!

CEO

Not much to say about this battle- I don’t really care because it’s pretty brainless. Triple fogging the 9s is annoying. Keep it simple stupid. Single fog, save your gags. Get snacks in the dining room before you get too low. Don’t come cry for jellybeans as your going sad, I’m busy.

I would like to complain that this isn't stickied somewhere under CCG strategy for Dummies.

[raiderfanforlife]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

As for Factories, Mints, DA, etc I run two toons everywhere- I don't have any complaints because I don't actually need any help. The teamwork is dependable, and it is mostly peaceful when they aren't griefing eachother.

My doodles rock! 'Nuff said.

What's it like stinking and griefing yourself? Who gets the last word in? Is it Frick or Frack? Who's doodle can be better then Dizzy's? Are you new here? Get along little doggie. Ya don't get enuff griefing others on TT that you have to come here and grief those that haven't had the pleasure of your stink-byes? Believe me your stink precedes you everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE! This is a good place and time for a stick up! PHEW!

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Originally Posted by Crab E. Dawg

We can only hope this shorter side of you stays around, so we don't have to continue to read this

Hey, I resemble that remark (ever wonder why my toon is so tall??)

[smvb]

I am compelled to complain that this whole complaint department thread has gone haywire! First, people are replying to posts left and right without complaining, and now the originator of the thread comes in with legitimate complaints (that are excellent, by the way, oops, they stink!)! Someone complains about the length of a post by someone that I have never noticed posting lengthy posts, while I, the queen of over-describing, parenthetical phrases, and wordiness am not at all acknowledged! (How do you like that sentence?!)

Can't we all just get al.... I mean, complain?

[raiderfanforlife]

Originally Posted by smvb

I am compelled to complain that this whole complaint department thread has gone haywire! First, people are replying to posts left and right without complaining, and now the originator of the thread comes in with legitimate complaints (that are excellent, by the way, oops, they stink!)! Someone complains about the length of a post by someone that I have never noticed posting lengthy posts, while I, the queen of over-describing, parenthetical phrases, and wordiness am not at all acknowledged! (How do you like that sentence?!)

Can't we all just get al.... I mean, complain?

Do you mean this is hapen?


I think not! My cmplaint is someones trying to defend Ms Stinky! This someone is changing coordintes of this thread route

[Melody]

/me shakes her head!

Miss Stinky (aka Brrlgrrl) - At the request of the OP, this thread is only for non legitimate (also known as Bogus) complaints. In the case of an actual complaint, said poster should direct said complaint to the bassies. Said bassies can be found listed in the first post of the "So you want to join the CCG thread". Said thread can be found stickied at the top of this forum.

This has been a test of the legitimate complaint warning system. Had this been an actual legitimate complaint, you would have been directed to run for the hills.

Now go pack the elevators.

[elvatoloco]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

And continue I will.

It has been a long time coming, so without further ado, the moment you have all been waiting for-

Brrlgrrl’s List of Complaints

VP

Treaders in VP
If I was there first, don’t try to push me out of the way and into to VP. Go make yourself useful and please don’t bother me.

“Ubers”
Overlaffed “ubers” – having the lowest laff possible/highest gag possible defines an uber. Ubers are so easy to make these days, seems everyone has one-don’t whine about going sad, it’s part of the deal. Also, don’t “expect” any special treatment*. While ubers are generally coddled in the CCG, it is not like that in the rest of Toontown. Learn to play defensively or don’t play.

*While there are certain folks out there who may say I am guilty of special treatment, it is my choice when and where and who. The “who” is the defining factor here, usually those that have the right attitude when running an uber and it is used as a griefing technique. Those ubers don’t want to be coddled, and that is the reason I will.

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

CFO

Okay, this is where the big toons play. If you’re gonna have 71+ laff, get the gags to back it up. Don’t come play marbles with me, and leave your trumpets in the gag shop. With constant invasions, there is no excuse for laziness. Got gags?

Craners
A safe will become his new helmet. Throw goons until you have learned the correct time to throw a safe. You can actually win simply throwing goons, try it sometime.

Stompers
Red Square Griefers – please go away! How many goons can you stomp while standing on that red square anyway? Same goes for the Haywire Tripwire Crew. If only we could string up a tripwire about neck high…

CJ

Witness Protection? I doubt it. Toons who cry for a toon-up while hiding at the witness stand. Good luck!

Stun line and Stagnant
Toons who will return to the same cog from gathering evidence only to interrupt the flow and force everyone else to adjust. No, YOU need to adjust. See, when you left for evidence, the proper players took your old spot. It is now your turn to adapt and fill in where needed. It’s called rotation, you’ll get used to those unfamiliar toon up bonuses, trust me!

CEO

Not much to say about this battle- I don’t really care because it’s pretty brainless. Triple fogging the 9s is annoying. Keep it simple stupid. Single fog, save your gags. Get snacks in the dining room before you get too low. Don’t come cry for jellybeans as your going sad, I’m busy.

I dont think anybody else could have said it any better. I too have started running 2 toons wherever I go.. (because I got tired of griefers) Im actually quite shocked too see how the way people play change when they know that you have 2 toons in there.

As for going to battles without the gags to back yourself up, At least DO NOT be working your gags. Thats what building are for.

If you havent learned yet how to stun the cogs, in the CJ, try it out (I did it for my first time in a CJ the other day with Brrlgrl)

As for the CEO..... Take the snacks before they fall... When it comes to getting snacks... its everyman for themselves..... If nobody else is going for them, dont let them go to waste. If theres 4 12s out on the line in the CEO and one person has a fog and the other 2 have eles, dont put out a fog... its going to waste it. The cogs are going to die. Also, dont TU everyone else your just gonna have to do it all over again. Either attack a cog with a big gag too get rid of it... or ele with the others. Stop wasting gags.....

Im definitly not an expert on this game, nor will I claim to be at anytime, But i know what makes sense.........

K.I.S.S.

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by Melody McBubble

/me shakes her head!

Miss Stinky (aka Brrlgrrl) - At the request of the OP, this thread is only for non legitimate (also known as Bogus) complaints. In the case of an actual complaint, said poster should direct said complaint to the bassies. Said bassies can be found listed in the first post of the "So you want to join the CCG thread". Said thread can be found stickied at the top of this forum.

This has been a test of the legitimate complaint warning system. Had this been an actual legitimate complaint, you would have been directed to run for the hills.

Now go pack the elevators.

Ms. Stinky McBubble,
Thanks to your stinkiness, I have realized the error in my ways. I have really worked hard on my double posting, my baiting and my continuous trolling, (Ok maybe not the trolling) I've even tried to cut back on my post gambling, all under your stinky direction. I apologize for posting this list of grievences here, but in my defense, I really didn't know where else to put it. See, at one time we all sat idle, just waiting for you to start your very own "Valid Complaint Department", to no avail. Once again I have taken your stinky advice, and sent my long list of complaints to the proper authorities, the "Bassies". Only problem is, as I started to choose a "Bassie" to send my valid, actual complaints to, I became confused as to just which one should handle it. So to cover my bases, I went ahead and sent a copy to all of them.
Thanks again Ms. Stinky McBubble for all your help.
Yours in stink,
Brrlgrrl

[kyga42066]

Originally Posted by krissru

I would like to complain that this isn't stickied somewhere under CCG strategy for Dummies.

I don't have a complaint except that the guides are stickied and are there to read. Everything explained above is mentioned somewhere in the guides or the threads corresponding to the guides. Enough said.

Lion Heart

[Little Fancy Pedalwhip]

Brrlgrrl's complaint has been handled, not to worry! I'm just glad I could tell her where to go...er...I mean "help" her with those complaints! Phew!

Now that that dilemma is handled, please carry on with your complaining.

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by Little Fancy Pedalwhip

Brrlgrrl's complaint has been handled, not to worry! I'm just glad I could tell her where to go...er...I mean "help" her with those complaints! Phew!

Now that that dilemma is handled, please carry on with your complaining.

I am not satisfied with the way Bumpy handled my list of complaints. After another dose of the "Bumpy Treatment" I have a few more complaints! Where do I appeal?
Do I need to send my complaints to King Beany and AJ herself?!?!??!
Ms. Stinky McBubble, since I depend on your guidance, what now?

[Melody]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

I am not satisfied with the way Bumpy handled my list of complaints. After another dose of the "Bumpy Treatment" I have a few more complaints! Where do I appeal?
Do I need to send my complaints to King Beany and AJ herself?!?!??!
Ms. Stinky McBubble, since I depend on your guidance, what now?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me??? Sure go for it, send your complaint up the ladder, but usually the decisions of the 'bassies are final. Heck if you really want to go up the ladder - send a PM to Dizzy.

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Isolde Reports that on:
Jun. 13, 2008 0930 CST
2/4 Danced for Clerk Penny
+*Mia Swinesong 111 HW10 -- Sad in Skele Round
*Ratbag Ozzie 33 HW50 -- Sad in Skele Round
Tristan 34 HW10
+Isolde 34 HW10

Friday the 13th found four toons left on the platform. What Mia Swinesong didn't know, three of them were ubers. To make matters worse, two of them were me.
I'm so sorry to Ratbag Ozzie and Mia Swinesong for the missed lures that sent you both back to the playground early in the skel round. The teamwork in there with you was fabulous and I am sorry you didn't dance.
Pie round was much longer than I intended, but since I was alone on two I decided to take two breaks and lose ground in order to tu from some gear hits. It was a luxury I could afford since I was alone, and a risk worth taking of the VP getting nastier so I could continue with the comfort level of full laff.
I close right stunned with my right-hand toon, and close left stunned with my left-hand toon. Pie round was easy enough.

I want to complain that this post (found in the Friday Run reports) made me have to clean off my computer screen.... Stop that!! That wasn't nice!!

Oh, and BTW-- what's