The Complaint Department

[Super Snorkelwhip]

I would like to complain that my completely innocent and unnasuming black cat was just told and I quote;

'You Stink'

by a certain Boar (not pig, lets make that clear) of this forum 5 minutes before the last ccg CJ run. If said Boar was more aware, he would realise that there are two black cats sharing the same name, one of which is mine, one of which is indeed a stinky CASH uber with siblings that go by the names of Familar, Beltane et al.

Said unassuming cat is now seeking therapy for his emotional state and is also considering what legal course is available (after a quick chat with Bumpy Bumblebehr)

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Good grief we're whiny today! I want to complain about that stinky cat Beltane, too. Here I am, lugging around that can of extra strength Lysol to protect my sweet little pup from the stench, and she has the audacity to HELP me get my next CJ laff point! And then, she actually told me "You look nice!" I keep running into her and she keeps HELPING me. My poor little pup is going to get a hernia from lugging that lysol can all over TT. Stink already so I can spray ya and make this can a little lighter!

Oh, well-- at least I got to use it on that stinky monkey!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by chocolatte

I would like to say thanks to the CCG for helping both my hubbt and myself get thru our first VP happy!! My sis-in-law told us about all of you wonderful toons and she was right, CCG is just wha we needed!!! Thanks again!

Who let this in here?!?!?!??!

Why, in all that reaks in Toontown would you think this an appropriate thread for your post? Are you new here? Two posts in this forum, and you have the nerve to post this here?
Ms. McBubble! I demand you quit soaking in that fecund swamp of a pond of yours and move "Chocolatte's" post to the Sweetness and Light Department or better yet just delete it! Good grief!

As it seems things have gotten way out of hand here while I have been busy with other issues, I will address the most absurd recent posts. And that last one takes the cake.

Complain all you want about other complaints in this thread, I could hardly care more. I'm tired of all the appeasment going on here with "I'd like to complain about". I don't care what you'd like to complain about, complain about it already and get on with it.

Let's see, a certain low laff duck that needs to be coddled in order to win a VP now is complaining of being stunk after he stole my toon's name? That'll learn ya! I told you that would happen, you can't say I didn't warn ya. Take yer blows, and just say "thank you".

Then we have Lady Fluffy IthinkthisistooriskyforyouGigglemuffin in here complaining about yet another of my toons! Beltane isn't helping dear, unless you mean by helping you to the playground green and gagless. Let's work on that. The "you look nice" was a simple misclick. Something was wrong with my mouse, the batteries were low or my speedchat was worn out as I was trying to say "YOU STINK!"

As a matter of fact, all of you who have posted in this thread not only stink, you reak. Like rotten green and gagless toons without a tooth in their maws. That includes those evil little black cats Appolyon and Abaddon too! Sugar and spice indeed.

[smvb]

I'm complaining (and if I want to "like" it, I will!) that the originator of this thread used a word I had to look up! "Fecund" indeed! And then I found out she mis-used it at that!
Fecund:
1 : fruitful in offspring or vegetation : prolific
2 : intellectually productive or inventive to a marked degree <a fecund imagination>

Are you saying the stinking swamp is proliferating? (Evidence is all around us that it must be so.) That must be what you are saying, or are you are just trying to play with our minds, at least that part we have left? I can't be bothered to look up every unusual word you use in here! Stop that! Take your fetid posts somewhere else! They are even too stinky for in here, me thinks! Where is that rat dropping thread anyway? How in the world did it drop off the first page???

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Who let this in here?!?!?!??!

Why, in all that reaks in Toontown would you think this an appropriate thread for your post? Are you new here? Two posts in this forum, and you have the nerve to post this here?
Ms. McBubble! I demand you quit soaking in that fecund swamp of a pond of yours and move "Chocolatte's" post to the Sweetness and Light Department or better yet just delete it! Good grief!

As it seems things have gotten way out of hand here while I have been busy with other issues, I will address the most absurd recent posts. And that last one takes the cake.

Complain all you want about other complaints in this thread, I could hardly care more. I'm tired of all the appeasment going on here with "I'd like to complain about". I don't care what you'd like to complain about, complain about it already and get on with it.

Let's see, a certain low laff duck that needs to be coddled in order to win a VP now is complaining of being stunk after he stole my toon's name? That'll learn ya! I told you that would happen, you can't say I didn't warn ya. Take yer blows, and just say "thank you".

Then we have Lady Fluffy IthinkthisistooriskyforyouGigglemuffin in here complaining about yet another of my toons! Beltane isn't helping dear, unless you mean by helping you to the playground green and gagless. Let's work on that. The "you look nice" was a simple misclick. Something was wrong with my mouse, the batteries were low or my speedchat was worn out as I was trying to say "YOU STINK!"

As a matter of fact, all of you who have posted in this thread not only stink, you reak. Like rotten green and gagless toons without a tooth in their maws. That includes those evil little black cats Appolyon and Abaddon too! Sugar and spice indeed.

[Alvin Twinklestink]

Originally Posted by Super Snorkelwhip

I would like to complain that my completely innocent and unnasuming black cat was just told and I quote;

'You Stink'

by a certain Boar (not pig, lets make that clear) of this forum 5 minutes before the last ccg CJ run. If said Boar was more aware, he would realise that there are two black cats sharing the same name, one of which is mine, one of which is indeed a stinky CASH uber with siblings that go by the names of Familar, Beltane et al.

Said unassuming cat is now seeking therapy for his emotional state and is also considering what legal course is available (after a quick chat with Bumpy Bumblebehr)

Oh my..we had no idea...we do sincerely apologize for the obviously unwarranted and unkind attack by Alvin. Is there any way we can make it up to your poor cat? Honest we feel really bad!

Oh and we would like to complalin that the imposter Samhain, having donned a set of fake antlers and wandered into the wood in deer season, is now complaing that someone took a shot at him!

[Melody]

Last edited by Brrlgrrl; Today at 03:45 AM. Reason: Added extra stink. I see your Lysol and raise you one fecund swamp.

I'll see your imaginative swamp and raise you one dizzy fly swatter.

I left the post just to make you complain - this thread had gotten far to quiet lately.

And by the way - keep it up and I'll add your name to the caught packing list with 1000 after it - pfffffft!

[candywrinklemuffin]

I Want to complain that Melody McBubble's username is in pink!

[Beaniemooch]

Originally Posted by Alvin Twinklestink

Oh my..we had no idea...we do sincerely apologize for the obviously unwarranted and unkind attack by Alvin. Is there any way we can make it up to your poor cat? Honest we feel really bad!

Alvin, Alvin, Alvin. Take it to some other mushy thread, PM the poor traumatized cat, send it gifts, whatever, but don't do it here! And throwing in a meek little complaint after this clearly shallow apology for your boarish behavior will not excuse the sweet words which have no business here. We know you stink, the fact that you terrorize poor unsuspecting cats who do not know you is not a shock. But enough of the apologizing, my black cat has stated she is hungry and expressed an urge for pulled pork sandwiches.... Let's go to my house!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by Melody McBubble

And by the way - keep it up and I'll add your name to the caught packing list with 1000 after it - pfffffft!

Oh no you don't, I didn't do it and you can't prove otherwise! Empty threats will get you nowhere Stinky McBubble, now back to your swamp!

[raiderfanforlife]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Oh no you don't, I didn't do it and you can't prove otherwise! Empty threats will get you nowhere Stinky McBubble, now back to your swamp!

HUH? You call that a complaint?? Call the Geeksquad so you can make more annoying toons. Now back to your regularly scheduled program

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by raiderfanforlife

HUH? You call that a complaint?? Call the Geeksquad so you can make more annoying toons. Now back to your regularly scheduled program

Pot.Kettle.Black.

[Lady Fluffy Googlemuffin]

Ok, this is the second time today I've almost choked on my food reading this thread. Stop that! That wasn't nice! Good grief!

[scottsman]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Oh no you don't, I didn't do it and you can't prove otherwise! Empty threats will get you nowhere Stinky McBubble, now back to your swamp!

Oh yes I can. I would like to complain the Noisy Furrball Megascreech was sadistic enough to entice a clumsy duck, two cute bunnies and an unsuspecting black cat into a CJ today. We woulda made it too, but there was too little experience -- duck included. You're one nutty soul. You claim you stink, but there is a heart a gold under that smell.

[Tromos]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Why, in all that reaks in Toontown would you think this an appropriate thread for your post?

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As a matter of fact, all of you who have posted in this thread not only stink, you reak.

I'd like to complain that someone totally ruined a perfectly good stinky post with her inability to spell the word "reek" correctly. Good grief! Exchange that odorific chip on your shoulder for a decent dictionary, willya?

[Alvin Twinklestink]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

Alvin, Alvin, Alvin. Take it to some other mushy thread, PM the poor traumatized cat, send it gifts, whatever, but don't do it here! And throwing in a meek little complaint after this clearly shallow apology for your boarish behavior will not excuse the sweet words which have no business here. We know you stink, the fact that you terrorize poor unsuspecting cats who do not know you is not a shock. But enough of the apologizing, my black cat has stated she is hungry and expressed an urge for pulled pork sandwiches.... Let's go to my house!

I would like to officailly complain that members of the SSVRoTTC* are unjustly ganging up on Alvin! Seems to me that mobbing is, or should be against the rules especially when the object of such has made no agressive or insulting moves against this particular poster.
*SSVRoTTC = Selfappointed Sanctimonious Vainglorious Runts of Toon Town Central.