The Complaint Department

[madamecat]

Okay here is my complaint for today: I pulled my tad smaller toon out of the cobwebs this morning and ran 2 Boss Battles with the Early Birders and NOBODY stunk me, let me go sad or tell me it was too risky for me. What is up with that? I came prepared with my guard up and you people let me down
An added note this was 5/5 battles I stayed connected. Dang it I wanted all the blame to be put on me and my former Disco Days!!! Sorry that was two complaints.

[Little Fancy Pedalwhip]

You mean you're still here!?! You stink! (I had fun in the pit last night telling you to stay too, thank you for entertaining us! )

[Queen Violet Hulawig]

You guys are great! The CCG rocks!!!

Oh wait a minute...wrong thread...

Oh no! Dead air space!

Um...surely I can come up with something here!

Hmmmm.....

*whistles Jeopardy theme song*

Oh! I know! I would like to complain about this stupid flu I can't seem to kick. I'd be happy to pass it on to someone here if anyone wants it. I am so generous, don't everyone thank me at once!

[madamecat]

Originally Posted by Little Fancy Pedalwhip

You mean you're still here!?! You stink! (I had fun in the pit last night telling you to stay too, thank you for entertaining us! )

So glad you got a good laugh at my expense and woes of being a former Disco Dancer. You people are so cruel. Whatever will I do with you? Oh I know: "Yule be sorry" at the pit later. Get out the nose plugs because sorry "I couldn't wait any longer", "That stinks"...heeeeeheeee I will be the cat surrounded by the green gas and toons flattened from the aroma. Oh my I am so laughing here!

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

Question: Should I place my "I can't find all my packed away wireless stuff to get on TT" and "Why does TT have to be so doggone picky about graphics cards" rants here?

I want to play TT and I'm starting to climb walls!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by madamecat

...heeeeeheeee I will be the cat surrounded by the green gas and toons flattened from the aroma. Oh my I am so laughing here!

If I recall correctly, last night you were surrounded by the All Thats. Green gas indeed.

[Dawn Ov Anudae]

Originally Posted by Queen Violet Hulawig

You guys are great! The CCG rocks!!!

Hey Stop That!! That Was Nice!!

Ahem Melinda its the Complaint Department not the Compliment Department. Geez someone has to come in and rain down sunshine all the time.

[cputnal]

Originally Posted by raiderfanforlife

I have been in the hospital the past couple of days. My wife has been checking my PM's for me and reading the boards and has told me about these threads here. I read them myself page by page. I have to say that I am disgusted by what I see. But then again seeing who posted what it doesn't amaze me why the boards have gotten to this point. I am also truely amazed at the fact that some of the most opinionated have either kept it to a minimum or not even bothered at all to respond as well as some of the "elders" here in the CCG.

I see lots of whining about the "Hollywoods" that wont pack on. For one, suit or laffs nor the CCG for that matter DO NOT , I repeat,DO NOT guaranty a win. Yet I have seen many of these complainers stand there expecting everyone else to load. To you all I say this. Take your own advice and practice what you preach. Until you have walked in our shoes don't come here to the boards and tell us what we did was wrong or not to your standards.

Now lets take a look at this-T. Look behind it...nothing above it...don't see it, Hmmm. How about this E Nothing behind it or beneath it. Hmmm.. How about this A, drat still nothing in front or behind it..I just don't see it. How about this M. I thought you all said it was here. I don't see anything in between, behind or beneath anyone of those do you see it? Well when those of you find the letter I in the word team, let me know and I will bow down to everyone of your complaints and get right on them to resolve them to your satisfaction, until then don't chastise the CCG because of a bad experience or 2.

I know I have read on other forums that other people have had the same bad experiences , and for that they have now set out to cause disruption within in the CCG. How would you like it if you were accused of being apart of those groups? I bet you wouldn't because I know I wouldn't.

I also see those that say that they will no longer attend CCG sponsored events. But yet week after week there you are. I tend to think that most of these threads and posts are just attention seeking. Almost like the Greetings and Good byes section. I also think that some of the posts are just testing the Mods on what they can get away with posting here. Since many rants have recently started about not being able to voice your opinion...HMMM now theres a thought. I won't go there but so what I dipped my toe in it.

I understand that you are entitled to say what you want, but to include the entire CCG in your disparaging statements because of the action or inactions of a couple of toons is insane. It's almost borderline racial toon profiling. Guess what profiling is not excepted in todays society.

The CCG was here long before you and I and will be here long after you and I. I love this group regardless. I have played with many of the, as some of you call them, "Elites" and many new comers that have gone on to be great upcoming Elites. I have been honored to play with all of those that I have boarded with. I loved seeing those CC1's dance. I loved packing on as others jumped to find 4 other small suits after the doors closed, that stood their ground because they wanted it so bad. Now thats what the CCG is all about.

theres my complaint take it or leave it. *sticks tongue out*



I now hand the microphone back to BrrlGrrl, my apologies for hijacking the thread. It is now back in your control.

Wow. We agree on a second post in less than a month. I am going right now to buy a NY lottery ticket ($260+ million). You get half if I win.

<meekly> you rock!

Craig

[BlueSky]

The Complaint Department Yes!

What you jumped in the elevator at the last 2nd at the factory this morning and I'm playing two toons and told you off the bat that I don't need more merits that I need suit parts and you stink me!! Guess what to bad! hahahaha, I mean I'm nice and all and normally wouldn't mind but I can't run
2 to save my life and sure the heck don't want to do the whole factory!

To the toons that think I can't check gags and were blowing sound in the bullion mint and you say "sorry I can't" "I need more gags" does my toon look that dumb? Geeze Louise!

I'm sick and tired of looking at my 14000 notices and noone will do them for me sheesh come on already! Do I have to do everything myself?

Oh and my puppy made a hole in my jeans this morning and they were my favorite pair omg I'm so mad!!!!

I've only been up for a couple of hours but this is how my morning has been going so far Think I'll go get my nails done instead! Woot! Oh but maybe I'll find something to complain about once I get to the salon. What if I choose pink and for some reason they paint them red!! That would surely be the end of the world.

Come on the ccg they aren't caring people I mean they don't really offer up revenge runs and throw unites and stuff to help other toons from going sad do they??? Gimme a break! You must be talking about some other group on the forums.

[alc127]

Since this is the complaint department I am going to post a complaint that has never been posted in the CCG. Since there is no one else to blame I will blame the CCG for this ....

How can I ever hold a conversation with Clerk Penny if she is always working? I try to talk to her but someone always interrupts me or Clerk Lenny justs stares and listens in on the conversation. The only time I see her outside the gag office is when she is caged by the VP and then she is so stressed she just wants to go back to work. These clerks need to have a life outside the gag shop, I guess the same could be said for the fishermen as well.

[Zilly]

I have a complaint.

It hurts to attempt to snort a ham sandwich through your noise.

Sheesh Foggy...

[DirtnWater]

Originally Posted by ZillyW

I have a complaint.

It hurts to attempt to snort a ham sandwich through your noise.

Sheesh Foggy...

Um, didn't I post somewhere ? Geez, now I have to make a complaint about trying not to spit a grilled cheese sandwich on my monitor after reading the above complaint.

[Lady Fireball Pinkerphooey]

Originally Posted by ZillyW

I have a complaint.

It hurts to attempt to snort a ham sandwich through your noise.

Sheesh Foggy...

Originally Posted by DirtnWater

Um, didn't I post somewhere ? Geez, now I have to make a complaint about trying not to spit a grilled cheese sandwich on my monitor after reading the above complaint.

ROFL... now I'm complaining because ya'll made me laugh so hard I woke the babies up!!! Now how am I gonna play toontown?? Jeez

[Deputy Rusty Rockenspeed]

Originally Posted by BlueSky

The Complaint Department Yes!

I'm sick and tired of looking at my 14000 notices and noone will do them for me sheesh come on already! Do I have to do everything myself?

Oh and my puppy made a hole in my jeans this morning and they were my favorite pair omg I'm so mad!!!!

LOL. Well, dang I was about to be helpful because I know I need notices too. But seeing as how I can't seem to play lately, oh yea, I think it's been since Thug Thursday. I seem to be missing out on all the fun. See, that's a complaint, yeehaw.

[Little Fancy Pedalwhip]

Originally Posted by Tom The Cat

A few days ago, during a CCG VP run, I ended up with a blue mouse who came in with 6/47 laff. Naturally he (according to clothes) was on my side the first round. "I need a toonup" was out of his mouth before the first cog left the hatch. During the first round, he never attacked and apparently was the one not using the "Pass" button, since every round went down to 0. His entire contribution was "I need a toonup" every time he took a laff hit.

Between rounds, I checked this toon: he had no (and I mean zero) gags. Naturally, I was paired with him in the second round, as well. If it hadn't been a CCG, I would have gone out of my way to try to send him back to the playground. As it is, that wasn't permitted. Fortunately, there were six high-laffers out of the eight, and we managed to get through both rounds with all eight.

During the pie fight, this little git stood well out of the way (I know that because I was stunning the VP from the rear), never firing a pie. When the VP short-jumped (costing everybody 10 laff), he shouted for help, raced down to the others, and got in front of anybody he could to get pie-tooned back to full health. Once fully healed, he raced back up to the cage and stood there. Again, we had more than enough experienced VP'ers to finish the pie fight quickly without his help.

I know that we're obligated to get everybody through the CCG run, but if there was ever an exception to that, this git would be at the head of the line.

Take a screenshot and pass it along to an ambassador.