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[shakey999]

Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.

A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a
woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head,
apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw
the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open.
The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said
"Are you okay?"

The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my
brains in."

Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store
officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car
because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the
woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pilsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in
the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her
in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at
first, then attempted to hold her brains in.

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/dough.html

Go here!

[shakey999]

One time,I ate a bagel

[shakey999]

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/pbj.html

[Loopy Tooter Poodlegoober]

What if the hokey pokey is REALLY what it's all about?

[TTFKASS]

This thread is still going too, oooooo!

I'm just trying to get my post back up to par, before I need to go, hehee

There was a thread a while back about the top 10 posters. People wanted it removed because it makes people post, just to post. LOL Kinda like what I'm doing now.

[Little Pickles]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but, any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I retired... and I found I am just perfect for the job!

[Jalia]

Well here's a thread at the bottom of the "why are we dragging up old threads" thread that's just begging to be drug up. ^_^

-- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
-- A backward poet writes inverse.
-- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
-- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
-- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
-- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
-- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
-- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
-- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
-- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
-- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
-- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
-- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
-- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
-- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
-- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
-- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
-- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
-- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
-- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
-- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
-- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
-- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
-- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
-- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
-- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
-- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
-- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
-- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
-- Acupuncture is a jab well done.

[SonicXPD]

dose anyone no the cog buck code i need it ill do anyting

[rach2002]

3 guys walked into a bar you would of thought the 3rd one wud hav ducked :P

[Tunearu]

Once upon a time, I'm sad.

[RichCracker]

Old McDonald had a farm E I EI O! and on the farm he had some chickens e- CHICKENS!!!!!!! I NEED CHICKENS

[Tunearu]

Hmm...that speaks to me.

[RichCracker]

this speaks to me!

[Weird Winky]

isnail blah blah W00t

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