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06-08-2003, 10:28 AM
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Tell your Best jokes!
Ok, heres mine
 A little boy in class had to go to the toilet, he asked the teacher if he could go to the Toilet No! The teacher said, im in a explanation now! 5 minutes later the boy asked it again. Teacher said: Im almost done, just some questions! After 1 minute the teacher said: Where does the atlantic ocean lies? little boy: under my chair , teacher! Mwah, i got others but i dont know how to say them in english
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06-08-2003, 11:22 AM
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Edit: Removed as it offended Pudgey
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06-08-2003, 11:32 AM
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ok, a toontown themed one
Lil Tiger and Mooh were walking trough the Brrrgh Lil Tiger went on the road and got in fight with a yesman,' I don't know the meaning of No" the yesman said, then Mooh said "Please be my friend!" To the Yesman, the Yesman said "No Thank You!"
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Lil Tiger , 77 Laff, Throw and Squirt lvl 6. Trap,Lure and Toonup lvl 5. Sound lvl 4 (My Aunt) Miss Kitty, Have no idea on her stats. Quess 71 laff.. (Test) Cool MegaFish22 Laff, Squirt, Throw lvl 3 (Test) R.I.P Trickywoof
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06-08-2003, 03:31 PM
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06-08-2003, 03:41 PM
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I read that joke, but I didn't get it anyway.
Lol. I know my son wouldn't have got it and I wouldn't have been able to explain it.
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06-08-2003, 03:58 PM
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2 sheeps were standing next to eachother eating grass and the sun was shining. "Isn't it a nice day?" sheep 1 said. "Shuddup! Sheeps arent supposed to talk!" Sheep 2 said
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Lil Tiger , 77 Laff, Throw and Squirt lvl 6. Trap,Lure and Toonup lvl 5. Sound lvl 4 (My Aunt) Miss Kitty, Have no idea on her stats. Quess 71 laff.. (Test) Cool MegaFish22 Laff, Squirt, Throw lvl 3 (Test) R.I.P Trickywoof
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06-08-2003, 05:28 PM
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A couple of silly jokes from my youth, that still make me laugh. I'm sure most of you have heard them, but for those that haven't:
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. You neek up on it! Q. What's green and goes, slam! slam! slam! slam! ? A. 4 people getting out of a pickle car, of course! 
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06-08-2003, 07:07 PM
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LOL this one is hilarious,
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum." "You gave a bum five whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?" "Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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06-08-2003, 07:16 PM
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A woman was sick of her husband's drinking, so she decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan, and when her husband returned home from another bender, she jumped out from behind the sofa and screamed.
"You don't scare me," the man said, looking her over calmly. "I married your sister."
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06-08-2003, 07:20 PM
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Favorite Knock Knock
This is one of the first knock knock jokes I ever told correctly as a child... which I think is why it's my favorite:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne da baftub I'm dwowning. |
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06-08-2003, 07:24 PM
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Ok.. I Think this is not G rated because it was told in my class and we al laughed.
A lady was under the shower when the door bell rang, she looked trough the window and saw the blind neighboor. she walked down ***** and opened the door. Hiya neighboor! I got good news! I can see again!
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06-08-2003, 07:40 PM
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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said: Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so. Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the priest said to her: "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said:, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold food, "said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but whine since you got here." (a friend posted this on another forum) |
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06-08-2003, 08:00 PM
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2 tomatos were walking over the street, then a car came and the car hit one of tomatos. "Argh!" The hit tomato said. The other tomato giggled and said "Hiya Squashed Tomato!"
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Lil Tiger , 77 Laff, Throw and Squirt lvl 6. Trap,Lure and Toonup lvl 5. Sound lvl 4 (My Aunt) Miss Kitty, Have no idea on her stats. Quess 71 laff.. (Test) Cool MegaFish22 Laff, Squirt, Throw lvl 3 (Test) R.I.P Trickywoof
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06-08-2003, 08:05 PM
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Its green and wet what is it?
A green rabbit that went in donalds dock water!
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Lil Tiger , 77 Laff, Throw and Squirt lvl 6. Trap,Lure and Toonup lvl 5. Sound lvl 4 (My Aunt) Miss Kitty, Have no idea on her stats. Quess 71 laff.. (Test) Cool MegaFish22 Laff, Squirt, Throw lvl 3 (Test) R.I.P Trickywoof
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