Cog Autopsy

[Dusty McGadget]

Dusty McGadget has begun his studies on the inner workings of cogs. Once he finishes gathering data, he'll post his findings here. Hopefully, this info can be used to better fight the cogs in the future

[Loosy Goosy]

lol nicely done!

[Dusty McGadget]

From Dusty:

"Well, my initial surface examination is done. The Yesman I examined (level 3) appears to consist of the following:

37% Gears/Hydraulics
33% Wiring/Processors
18% Encased Devices
12% Shiny Teeth

The devices are what puzzle me. Each of them are protected by a strong metallic shell. They must be well-protected for a reason, so I will inspect them shortly. I will finish gathering data on the other parts first, however.

Also, the teeth appear to have a self-cleaning device to keep them at maximum shinyness. They use some compound that appears to be 40% soap, 30% wax, and 30% toothpaste.

More as I continue my investigation."

[Dusty McGadget]

From Dusty:

"Here's a quick update. I made a brief sketch of the locations of those encased devices I mentioned before.

I'm reasonably sure that the one on the top of the head is the helicopter, as it's kind of small to be the brain. But then, were IS the brain in these things?

Most of the power comes from the central thing, so I think it's the power source. It stops giving off power if I disconnect it, though, which doesn't make sense. More on that later.

The other devices are a mystery until I can crack them open to see what's inside. Especially the ones in the hands... why does it need those? If anyone has any ideas as to why it has them, let me know, it might help in the investigation."

[Lil Tiger]

nice job ^.^

[Gnurk]

Dusty, while you are at it ...
Could you do some research into the gender of these cogs ? There is an ongoing debate about the number of female ones. The name dropper and mingler are quite generally agreed to be female but the micromanager has some people baffled. Perhaps you could take one of those for your next experiments. You could then perhaps also look into a way of neutralising that nasty overpowered freeze attack of theirs.

[Dusty McGadget]

From Dusty:

"Actually, I've already previously examined a few Micromanagers. What I've discovered is that some of them are male, and some are female! But it's sort of like some breeds of parrots: there's no way to tell just by looking at them.

I'll look into the freeze attacks. Thus far, though, I haven't found where their attacks come from at all. I find it hard to believe that they would carry them around in hidden bags like a toon does with gags. I find it hard to believe they have anything in common with toons, for that matter.

Oooh... I think I may know a way to crack through the metal on these device casings. Anyone got a spare anvil?"

[PrincessPoppy]

Originally posted by Gnurk
Dusty, while you are at it ...
Could you do some research into the gender of these cogs ? There is an ongoing debate about the number of female ones. The name dropper and mingler are quite generally agreed to be female but the micromanager has some people baffled. Perhaps you could take one of those for your next experiments. You could then perhaps also look into a way of neutralising that nasty overpowered freeze attack of theirs.

I'm sorry, but Minglers are NOT female.. not in the anatomical sense anyway!

Laurie

[Loosy Goosy]

Female cogs:
Minglers: Makeup (eye shadow, lipstick), ear rings, feminine hair style
Number Crunchers: "Cog Number 9" lipstick (draws numbers when applied)
Micromanagers: lipstick, longer feminine hair
Name Droppers: lipstick, ear rings

If it weren't so, Disney has included cross-dressers in their game!

[Pinky]

The micromanagers look like Rea Pearlman, from Cheers. Remember that cog look-a-like discussion we had a while ago? Here's the Cheers Gallery (with female cogs indicated with female costars).

[Lil Tiger]

uhm, i think this are the numbers from the number cruncher: 53721 atleast i saw that

[Pinky]

There are 5 numbers printed across their mouth. That is a red number '7' in the middle I believe.

[Lil Tiger]

ok! it looks scary but thats what all cogs are. i thought micro managers were all females o.o

[Loosy Goosy]

Originally posted by Pinky
There are 5 numbers printed across their mouth. That is a red number '7' in the middle I believe.

Yep, I was playing with the cosmetic wing of Madison Avenue's name for the number cruncher's favorite lipstick. There are actually several different numbers strewn across her mouth. I never counted all of them Pinky, hehe. They're easier to "make out" in-game lol

[Lil Tiger]

can i help? its a bit messy but its something..

Gears: 34 %
Functionality: 3% (Finally discovered why it still was moving..)
Small Helicopter: i took it out , it has 2 sides. is purple, but i seen white ones.
Brain: Got some information. database of the Cog:

,,rder;: take over 20% toontown central VVtype:1011 cogNO:59276 Reg:395ag3 Ord.., data; toon take %^63 number cog building.. 5555, Street name -L-o-o-p-y--l-a-n-e. ";, DUSTY : Hhvb job: COG Autopsy, RegNO: 6613. BEAtdflnjdd, Malfunction.
SYSTEM OVERHEATING.. messa to... toons.... , gjsohud

ok, i read most of it but gjsohud...
I also found pieces of anvils, pies and some flower leaves.
This reason can be that the cogs pieces are brought to the Not-open-to-us-but-open-to-cogs-coghq- factory, so they can repair. here my messy piece of work.

I laughed out loud reading my own piece of work..
EDIT: The shoe sizes may be different because the cog MAY ave a split personallity.