I'm lureless..what do you think

[Top Purr]

I used to be lureless.

I have the complete opposite of what everyone else is saying.

I find it REALLY frustrating to where I couldnt kill street cogs by myself without having to B-cake.

So I gave up on him and made a dropless toon.

But TUless is also a wise choice now that I realize.

For all you know- Someone could have a maxed DDL doodle, healing 22 each! Including them.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Yellow duckie

the only difference for me is i dont toon up the toonupless toons

we have to toon them up but when we need a toon up, too bad? i dont think so

Very nice analogy Why not make this toon go sad, because he doesn't have toon-up, and wasn't able to toon me from 129 to 132... You must be a very brave and good player

Anyway, I love being lureless. I like having the luxioury of being able to drop a piano or throw out a tnt anytime I want. I also never get any grief for being lureless, and I don't think I ever have, so that really never causes any problems.

[Mr Dynocrump]

The lureless toons are my favorite players. Back before secret friends came to toontown i'd look for the lureless and make friends. one day I looked back on the days i played with my favorite lureless toon of all time and wrote this poem. Rememeber this is before unites and sos cards came to TT. Hope you like it.
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The Lure and the Trap

I carry the lure
She carries the trap.
She’s got the tnt gag
And it’s maxed.
You know the one
The one that is metal.
Its carried by a toon
Named Queen Petal.

This toon is rough
Cogs come around
She gets tough.
Her whole name
Is Queen Rainbow Petalpuff.

We’ll take any building
No matter the floors.
We work as a team
Leave out the front door.

I carry the lure
She carries the trap.
She’s got the tnt gag
And it’s maxed.
You know the one
The one that is metal.
Its carried by a toon
Named Queen Petal.

When we take a hit
And laffs take a rap
We don’t use the lure
Or the trap.

It’s the toonup gag
Thats what we choose.
Thats what we use
We heal up the bruise.
That’s the way you use
The lure and the trap.

Now do you remember
When you chose the trap?
And your best friend
Chose the lure.

Let’s work together
Stay friends forever
Were always the words
That you always sang.
Marked the friendship
Of which you were sure.

But somehow it happen
Along the way
You lost your best friend
A sad day.
The one who carried the lure
The one of whom you were sure.

All alone now in toontown
Without lure just the trap.
Without hope, just despair.
Oh why did I choose the trap?

We’ll my dear Petal
Remember
Back to that faithful day.
When you visited the wizard
And you chose the trap
He knew you’d know how to play.
He saw in your heart
Your love was a lot.
The weaker of both you were not.

Only a few who carry the lure
Deserve a toon like Queen Petal.
For there are those who carry the lure
Believe that they fight alone.
Even though you carry the trap.

Those are the one’s
Choose the lure not the trap
There was yellow in their heart.
That’s why they chose the lure
For their backpack.

Well that’s not the way
To use the lure and the trap.
Lure is not my gag
And trap is not yours
They are our gags
That’s how we fight.

One day I hope
All see the light.
The one that shines
In your heart.
You chose the trap
Not the lure.
A friend so secure.
Your love is for me
Not my lure.

A few last words do I say.
To all who carry the lure.
When the toon who
Carries the trap
Takes a big rap
Choose the toonup
Don’t chose the lure.
Don’t turn your back
On the toon who carries the trap.
Chose the toonup
Don’t be a sap.

Queen Petal I love you a lot
Not because you carry the trap
That tnt gag that is maxed.
Queen Petal you deserve
A great medal
For the way that you always play.
But above all
For the way that you are.
So I got you a medal
My dear friend Petal.
Got it right here in my chest.
That medal for you is my heart.

Dyno
Lady Yippie Dynocrump / Albert / Little Yippie Dynocrump Mister Dynocrump

Original Work Feb. 17, 2004