The Complaint Department

[alc127]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

Just imagine how many pages this thread would be if the Mods had actually done as I requested and moved all the complaint threads into this one...

Then my fight for:
Clerks
Oppressed (by)
Goofy
Sweatshop

Will be long lost and buried. These clerks spend more time on TT than anyone else they need their downtime. No wonder the gags are so bad after TT maintenance, these poor toons are auditted to make sure that the beans they collected match the gags they give out. They race around collecting used and discarded gags to make up for shortages, I know this to be true because the clerks have explained this to me.

Originally Posted by minipups2

Well I want to complain because I took the time to write a poem for the Valentine's Day poetry contest, MAIL it in to TT (do you know how HARD it is to find and envalope, a stamp, and actually GET OUT OF MY CHAIR and WALK to the mailbox to MAIL an actual LETTER???), and then I didn't even win!!! Sheesh!!!

And SWO, Fluffy didn't steal it-- it fell out of your pocket while you were flirting with Penny at the VP-- fix your pants, why dontcha!!

Here's the LOSING entry if anyone is actually interested in reading it:

Ode to Clerk Penny
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll only buy my gags from you.
When I need my piano to hit
My magnet to lure, or water to spit
Into my teleport hole I'll hop
To visit you, in your shop.
And soon your smiling face I've seen
As I've purchased gags for beans.
It breaks my heart, I'm in a rage
When you're in that VP's cage.
I'm killing cogs with record speed
Soon from that cage you will be freed.
And you know I'm in a trance
When for my Sweetheart we all dance.
For you know you make me smile--
You make Toontown all worthwhile.
So roses are red, violets are blue--
Sweet Clerk Penny, I love you!

from your one and only Sir Wilbur Octofoot

Fell out of my pocket? HA The lining to my front pockets are sewn shut only the back pockets are open and they are filled with gags.

[Loopy_Rainbow]

Originally Posted by minipups2

Here's the LOSING entry if anyone is actually interested in reading it:

Ode to Clerk Penny
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll only buy my gags from you.
When I need my piano to hit
My magnet to lure, or water to spit
Into my teleport hole I'll hop
To visit you, in your shop.
And soon your smiling face I've seen
As I've purchased gags for beans.
It breaks my heart, I'm in a rage
When you're in that VP's cage.
I'm killing cogs with record speed
Soon from that cage you will be freed.
And you know I'm in a trance
When for my Sweetheart we all dance.
For you know you make me smile--
You make Toontown all worthwhile.
So roses are red, violets are blue--
Sweet Clerk Penny, I love you!

from your one and only Sir Wilbur Octofoot

Aw, can I complain that this didn't win?!

Megan
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Loopy Rainbow Blubbersnooker
Goliath
Hedwig

[alc127]

Originally Posted by madamecat

Okay so I show up at this morning's early bird CJ. Only 4 of us there. After deliberating through Speed Chat we decided to risk our hides fully prepared to go green and lose all those coveted 7 level gags. What happens? A CCG member (not mentioning names to protect their innocence) has the nerve to show up with 2 friends to make us a team of 7. Of all the nerve. I thought the CCG was all about letting us go sad and lower the stats. Hmmmmmmmmmm! To top it off I became a panner due to my bonus weight but was a gavel magnet and this particular CCG member felt the need to constantly Toon me up, back to my point of I thought the CCG was suppose to go out of their way to get us killed off. ARG! HeeHee, Hardy har har! (anita you rock my socks oh I forgot this is the complaint department, so really anita you stink my socks. Love ya! Oh darn another compliment.) Ok now I am so confused as to what my complaint was. Feel free to move my post to any and all threads that cover complaints, comments and compliments
Oh and one more thing. I have been told after being the reigning "Disco Queen" for so long that I have to pass my crown onto somebody else now that my connection problems have vanished. Well I have news for all you folks. I swear I will hook that wireless router back up just so I can keep that stinky 99 cent plastic jeweled Party City Crown! I know I am so mean. Blame it all on the cat I can take it.

I was running late for an early bird in early December when I was a Hollywood in my mid-30's and I entered the building and saw them load up. They had a full elevator, then one of the maxxed Hollywoods had the NERVE to exit the elevator and thru speedchat told me to get on the elevator. Can you imagine that they shuffled off the elevator to let a lower suit pack on and go fight the VP. I wish I had taken a screenshot of that

Originally Posted by Loopy_Rainbow

Aw, can I complain that this didn't win?!

It was written about Clerk Penny ... the prettiest and best gag seller in TT ... I want to hear lots of complaints that it didn't win. I am not stalking Clerk Penny, and it is entirely false that I had 10 of her SOS cards at 1 time (it was only 6).

C.O.G.S. union rep S.W.O.

[Scout]

I wanna complain about Bessie today...Why bother? She always misses when you really need her.

[Princess Penny Bumberpoof]

I wish to take this opportunity to make clear my displeasure that there has not been a new complaint posted for two and a half hours now and I need something new to read. Sheesh, surrounded by a bunch of slackers! Thought you all were turning into first class whiners and then you go and let me down like this. I may have to look into threads posted on other forums if you can't hold up your end of the bargain. You OWE me more.

Now come on people, lets get back on the bandwagon and start posting.

PPB

[chocoholic1415]

I'd like to complain that a random (I think) toon in this morning's early bird VP actually pulled back his bugle and chose a pie when the other 3 toons told him No!!!! Geesh, Solitude had to dance for Clumsy Ned becuase of that. Why couldn't you have just sent her back to the playground with merits ready for a better card? That wasn't nice!

[Lady Freckles]

Originally Posted by littlespike

5- where do all our gags go, when the cogs take them? do they get recycled in the gag shop. i pay good beans for my gags and don't want "used" gags, that probably didn't work the 1st time.

You know those gag barrels in the Mints and DA Offices - that's where the gags go!

[Lady Fireball Pinkerphooey]

I would like to complain that I am having way too much fun reading the complaint thread. For heavens sake, a person should be able to come away from a "proper" complaint thread feeling miserable for no reason. Is this really too much to ask? Can't the ccg get anything right?? I mean first you tell me I can't expect to win with ya'll everytime even though I almost always do, that I have to do this thing called teamwork, AND you expect me to pack on to elevators that are filled with great toons. And now...when I have the opportunity to be perfectly miserable in the rants of other people..you make me laugh instead. Oh and by the way.. I made a purchase of a kid keep awayer from <snip> for jellybeans and some daisy garden pond water and I still have yet to receive my product...so I'm complaining about that too.

Oh yeah.. and its raining here... can the ccg please fix that too?? A little weather control .... please


lmbo at all those posts,

Lady Fireball Pinkerphooey :

[Lady Freckles]

Originally Posted by littlespike

OK smartypants, where do those cogs get them ice cream cones, huh? from the littles in TTC playground? i ain't never seen a cog where ice cream cones are. not at my house and not in the PG.

i think you are hiding something. prolly in cahoots with cogs or something.

ever notice how cog and mod look so much alike?
ever notice how they sound simular?
ever notice how them mods always seem so buddy, buddy with the boss?

me thinks a conspiracy is afoot.

Rats! He figured it out!

LFF hurries to her estate and disguises her ice cream machine as a washer.

[madamecat]

Originally Posted by Princess Penny Bumberpoof

I wish to take this opportunity to make clear my displeasure that there has not been a new complaint posted for two and a half hours now and I need something new to read. Sheesh, surrounded by a bunch of slackers! Thought you all were turning into first class whiners and then you go and let me down like this. I may have to look into threads posted on other forums if you can't hold up your end of the bargain. You OWE me more.

Now come on people, lets get back on the bandwagon and start posting.

PPB

Okay so I just got home from driving in the pouring down rain and came right back to this thread to read this complaint. So I will fulfill your wishes. Gosh would not want to let any of teamates down or do I?
I went to pick up my child from school and want to know why they even hold carpool in the rain. Can't the kids all sleep in the cafeteria so I don't have to go out and ruin my hairdo?
Next stopped at Publix for a veggie meal and I open it up and it is steaming hot. Since when is the grocery suppose to fix freshly prepared dinners?
Another CCG complaint: After this morning's fiaso at the CJ where that innocent Toon ( love ya anita, I mean you stink anita) just would not let me go sad I decided to go back at the 1:30 run on a Toon not so familiar to anyone. I was really hoping this time I would go sad, lose all my gags and not be able to progress my suit level. Still thinking that these are the ways of the CCG right? Had 2 Maxxed BWs let me go ahead of them. I don't get it? They let a measley little BF toon who had only done 2 CJ battles go ahead of them and even wished me luck. Of all the nerve. No matter what I did they just would not stink me. Even though I was sending PMs to a real cute black cat, no names mentioned again to protect yet another innocent, who had no clue who I was and he just would not tell me to leave him alone (love ya Obsinian will you be my Valentine? Oh nvm that would be a flattering compliment right?) ARG, what is wrong with you people? You are way too nice

[miss fluffy flipperfoot]

Alright People, MAJOR Complaint here.

Could You PLEASE PLEASE pick shorter names for your toons?!?!? I mean come on!! Takes FOREVER to post a run report with you stinkin Princess Blahblah blah blah blah Flipperfooot blah blah blah's out there! Can't we all just settle on calling our toons Bob??

I'm going to have to sue for carpul tunnel syndrome if I have to type yet another run report with these innane toon names!

From now on, your toon's are all Bob, Jim and Max. You're all HW 50's, and laff is gonna be set at 106.

Beth

[Lady Freckles]

Originally Posted by littlespike

AHA!
What happens when you feed a mod an ice-cream cone?
Is it like cog kryptonite?
Does it make them all nicey, nicey or do they melt everyone around them?

and... LF doing laundry? now that might stop the world, bring about the apocalypse, (or reset the TT servers) and cause us all to update our drivers!

Ice cream - probably depends on which flavor you serve to which mod ....

Hmm, don't start accusing me of being nice or there's gonna be a really big complaint started! I have never been nice and I'm not gonna start now, so stop spreading rumors!

Regarding the laundry - Hey! When did my husband and kids start venting to you about laundry issues? They know where to find the washer and dryer .... now to direct them to the microwave and oven!

[Blobber]

Originally Posted by miss fluffy flipperfoot

Alright People, MAJOR Complaint here.

Could You PLEASE PLEASE pick shorter names for your toons?!?!? I mean come on!! Takes FOREVER to post a run report with you stinkin Princess Blahblah blah blah blah Flipperfooot blah blah blah's out there! Can't we all just settle on calling our toons Bob??

I'm going to have to sue for carpul tunnel syndrome if I have to type yet another run report with these innane toon names!

From now on, your toon's are all Bob, Jim and Max. You're all HW 50's, and laff is gonna be set at 106.

Beth

That made me laugh! Thanks for the laugh before nite nite

P.S. Make my name "Billy Bob Joe Bob Jimmy" 138 laff (I maxed BB! ) Throw and Squirt Maxed the rest are level 1 gags, soundless and is classified as a "Sell Uber" D:

[raiderfanforlife]

Originally Posted by coolzach1994

That made me laugh! Thanks for the laugh before nite nite

P.S. Make my name "Billy Bob Joe Bob Jimmy" 138 laff (I maxed BB! ) Throw and Squirt Maxed the rest are level 1 gags, soundless and is classified as a "Sell Uber" D:

I reported this post for being nice. GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGIE and take that nice shtuff with you LOL

[madamecat]

Where is the momentum people? 10 hours and no new complaints posted so I am startng off Friday morning with this complaint. Get with the program people. Some of us have no lives.