The Complaint Department

[Super Snorkelwhip]

Originally Posted by Alvin Twinklestink

I would like to officailly complain that members of the SSVRoTTC* are unjustly ganging up on Alvin! Seems to me that mobbing is, or should be against the rules especially when the object of such has made no agressive or insulting moves against this particular poster.
*SSVRoTTC = Selfappointed Sanctimonious Vainglorious Runts of Toon Town Central.

I am complaining about the vagueness of this allegation. Names, monikers, or obvious descriptions should be provided (of said runts), so that members of the SSVRoTTC can be aware of who is in this clan.

This will enable them to set-up their own group on ttc if they so desire, and they can then set out a clear agenda and have defined clan aims and goals as is the normal custom.

and whilst I am here....

Originally Posted by Alvin Twinklestink

Oh and we would like to complalin that the imposter Samhain, having donned a set of fake antlers and wandered into the wood in deer season, is now complaing that someone took a shot at him!

To use the terminology of a certain stinky cat owner, "Pot.Kettle.Black"

[Beaniemooch]

Originally Posted by Alvin Twinklestink

I would like to officailly complain that members of the SSVRoTTC* are unjustly ganging up on Alvin! Seems to me that mobbing is, or should be against the rules especially when the object of such has made no agressive or insulting moves against this particular poster.
*SSVRoTTC = Selfappointed Sanctimonious Vainglorious Runts of Toon Town Central.

I must complain that the aforementioned pig here appears to have caught too much sun, hence his overcooked color and underdeveloped math skills, and appears to believe that somehow my poor sweet little toons constitute a gang. I rarely see more than two of my little darlings in one place at any given time so it appears they would be better described as two friends/siblings out for a romp, not some kind of violent mob. The little dears can be seen spreading, um, sunshine frequently at the CJ, CFO, and occasionally the CEO, or running around helping those less fortunate than themselves. And while they do belong to an organization it is not the one listed above, which I don't believe we've ever heard of, it is the *PPSLoTTC. I believe you are on the menu, er, membership roster, aren't you, Alvin?
*PPSLoTTC = Pulled Pork Sandwich Lovers of Toon Town Central

[smvb]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

<snip> I rarely see more than two of my little darlings in one place at any given time so it appears they would be better described as two friends/siblings out for a romp, not some kind of violent mob. The little dears can be seen spreading, um, sunshine frequently at the CJ, CFO, and occasionally the CEO, or running around helping those less fortunate than themselves. <snip>

I feel compelled to complain that there is a factual error here somewhere. I believe that the substance they are spreading is not sunshine. I think it is more akin to a substance that when combined with sunshine and water is really good for helping plants become green and beautiful. How nice!

<run away! run away! hee hee!>

[Miss Flip Flipperfoot]

I'm gonna complain that I caught a certain smelly cat by the name of Beltane packing on the CFO vator tonight and I was just "trying" to be nice and whisper to her "Nice Doodle" followed with "Good girl!" and I got a "You stink!" as the elevator door closed. Goof grief!

[scottsman]

So that explains the the stinking Beltaine got after the run. I was wondering why you ran up an did a drive by stinking.

[minipups2]

Originally Posted by gggbutter

I rarely see more than two of my little darlings in one place at any given time

Well I had the... um... "privilege" of seeing all THREE Stinkymooches together last night... and I lived to tell about it!!! And I'm complaining that they were actually HELPING LFG.... Good grief!

[Beaniemooch]

Originally Posted by minipups2

Well I had the... um... "privilege" of seeing all THREE Stinkymooches together last night... and I lived to tell about it!!! And I'm complaining that they were actually HELPING LFG.... Good grief!

I'm complaining that apparently you don't realize what a privilege it is for you to see ANY of the little dears being "helpful" as this is usually a clear indicator they are simply plotting your downfall at a future date and are trying to lull you into a false sense of security (see, it's working, muwahaha). And usually Dizzy only comes along these days to herd the other two into a suitable building (have you ever tried to herd monkeys?), referee their frequent squabbles, or force one of her younger siblings to lose at golf. And occasionally they grief her back and pull out an upset win at the end of a golf game where they have been expressly instructed to lose, in which case I believe she would be thoroughly justified in "herding" them to the tracks at Cashbot HQ and pushing them under 11 or 12 trains, depending on which monkey was presumptious enough to consider they had a say in the outcome.....

[candywrinklemuffin]

I would like to complain about an ugly toon named Little Daphne who was getting her ugliness all over me last week!

[Amanda Tori Oinker]

I'd like to complain that a certain FAMILIAR cat and her dual personality who shall remain nameless, *cough* Beltane *cough*, were pretending to help my lowliest toon get bucks today, all the while secretly trying to kill us all by insisting that I use my awful unworked drop. They did selfishly aid me in getting my juggling balls though - I know it was only so I could toon them up after my worthless drop repeatedly missed.......
What kind of group are you people running here anyway? Pffft! You stink!

[Brrlgrrl]

I am sick and tired of these repeated attempts to slander my good name. Coddling, packing, helping-knock it off already! I was trying to melt the ubers, shuffle the elevators and use up your stinky drop gags.

Please don't bother me!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by lego179

I want to complain because for the second time I have been disconnected from toontown while doing a CCG CFO with my bear GIGGLES!!! I feel so bad. I am sorry!!

You haven't read this thread before posting, have you Giggles? Even a quick glance at one or even two of the posts within this thread and you would have noticed a certain theme. Sarcastic, untrue complaints belong here, all else take it up with an Ambassador. They need something to do, I'm busy.

[Super Snorkelwhip]

Its true she is busy....busy coddling, packing, melting, shuffling, offering bad gag advice and generally stinking the place up. Be warned.

[Crab E. Dawg]

Ok, I have a complaint.

Why does it take some folks a half of page to really say one sentence?? I wonder if this type of person talks just to hear their voice?

Just look at this post.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH and IF you could force yourself to read all that at the bottom she FINALLY gives an answer.

Say what you need and log off!

Originally Posted by minipups2

Yea!! Congratulations on finishing your law suit! As to which position is easier in CJ, I think it would depend on who you're in there with. If you have good stunners, they will prevent the cogs from throwing much evidence, and if you have the "regular" number of gavels and cogs, I would think panning would be easier. Panning gets difficult when you have extra cogs and extra gavels. There is more evidence flying at you that you have to be able to jump, the extra gavels make it hard to find a safe place to stand while panning, and also hard to run back to the evidence stand for more evidence. All my beginning CJ's had excellent stunners and the "regular" number of cogs and gavels, and I thought panning was a piece of cake. The I got into a CJ with 9 cogs (1 extra cog) and all the gavels-- and got down to about 14 laff before I started callng for help. Panning was NOT easy in there! As for stunning cogs, I picked that up pretty quickly-- it's something that you have to try and see if you can do it. I would recommend stunning 2 cogs at first. Stand behind them and between them, throw evidence at one, pivot, and throw evidence at the other. Wait for the first one to come unstunned (just getting ready to throw) and stun him again.

I guess my final answer would be to start by stunning 2 cogs. Good luck and I hope you have fun!!

[Little Fancy Pedalwhip]

Originally Posted by Brrlgrrl

, all else take it up with an Ambassador. They need something to do, I'm busy.

I would like to complain about this post, I'm busy too. I don't want complaints about internet. Now, if it's a complaint about Brrlgrrl's shuffling, uber offing, etc...bring it on!

[Brrlgrrl]

Originally Posted by Little Fancy Pedalwhip

I would like to complain about this post, I'm busy too. I don't want complaints about internet. Now, if it's a complaint about Brrlgrrl's shuffling, uber offing, etc...bring it on!

Are you sure you want to complain about my shuffling and uber offing?

How quickly they forget. Two words: Bumpy jumped!