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08-31-2006, 01:45 AM
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My First Run Post....Sorry, Call It Like I See It
Toontown Eyewitness News reports that on August 30th 5pm est....
6/6 toons died in horrible self-induced accident Few names are mentioned due to the fact that the toon forensic team is still trying to sort thru the remains and compare what they find with all known dental records. The first toon identified was previously know to all as Tree Climber. This toon has been determined to be the first to die and was probably the most fortunate not to see the mass and utter chaos that followed. The only other toon partially identified at this time is thought to have been Static. Among all the other remains there is a blue dog that is believed to have glitched into battle on both sides at once therefore causing the demise of himself and all that surrounded him. Beside what is thought to have been Static was the remains of a yellow duck. Looks as if he/she stood there and fought along with Static until its death. One other toon body was found on the other side of a large set of tracks that look similar to tank tread tracks. The surrounding areas are still being combed for the remains of the last toon. It is not known if he/she was able to limp away or not. Stay tooned for more details as they come in. 
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08-31-2006, 09:57 PM
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News Update just for laughs
Toontown Eyewitness News reports that on August 31th 2pm est....
Reports say that Bigfoot has been spotted leaving The Burrrgh down Polar Street. We tried catching up to Bigfoot for an interview but he was nowhere to be found. Sources not wanting to be identified said off camera that Bigfoot is not the hairy beast that we all once thought. He is actually a green duck that wants nothing more than to kill 6 level 8+ cogs in Donald's Dreamland. Also, in Donald's Dreamland, a duck beak was found floating in the playground fishing hole. Goofy has been picked up once again by the TTPD for questioning. In another story a tanker truck carrying black ink to the animators at Walt Disney Studios has overturned on Goofy's Speedway. Traffic was back up for several hours while the TTC toon hazmat crew worked frantically to turn all toons back to their original colors. A follow up to a news bulletin from yesterday where the remains of 5 toons were found on the roof for the VP's office complex. The following is a clip from that report..... Quote:
[IMG]http://img173.**************/img173/5706/treeclimberjr8.jpg[/IMG] Some say this is caused by a glitch in the toon world but we here at Toontown Eyewitness News believe otherwise. This is actually the ghost of Tree Climber looking for the poor soul that screamed "Lets Use Sound" before the 3 level 12's attacked her. May the toon gods have pitty on that toon's soul if she ever finds him. This is Toontown Eyewitness news signing off until next time. Last edited by Static; 10-09-2006 at 12:52 PM.
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08-31-2006, 10:43 PM
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ROFL - Too Funny!
 Keep up the great Toontown Eyewitness News Reports! I love it! 
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08-31-2006, 10:49 PM
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I love it!
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09-01-2006, 12:07 AM
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Also reports of the Spirit of the Hollywood Kit T. Kat
he beat the vp but his soul and suit stayed with the vp mysteriously he has tried to recapture it back by beating the vp, but mysteriously never got it back here are some photos, so be on the lookout if you see him and if you see Kit T. Kat, whisper Good Luck to him, hopefully he will get it back soon (right now he is holly 25, and advancing)
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09-01-2006, 04:44 AM
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Keep up the informative news reports! I laffd so hard while making tilapia almost burned it! (ok making dinner yes gotta go) You are too much fun
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09-01-2006, 05:55 AM
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Thanks for the laugh!
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09-01-2006, 04:30 PM
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Thanks for sharing your fun mind with all of us. I can't wait to read more of your posts.
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09-01-2006, 05:03 PM
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Thank you so much for sharing that... I needed a good laugh before i run off to school. Thanks again!
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09-02-2006, 12:09 AM
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Toontown Eyewitness News Update
Toontown Eyewitness News reports that on Friday, September 1st at 4pm est....
The VP has been assassinated once again. As he waitied for his private hellicopter on top of the VP Office Complex with his secret service agents multiple toons opened fire. Pie wounds were found on the chest and facial area. A few others were in places that we can't mention in this broadcast. No government agency has any leads about this incident or who may have been involved. In another part of toontown, 37 toons protested the decline of Cog Invasions by jumping on the bed in Donald's Dreamland. After several hours of slowing down traffic across the playgroud several toons became restless and overturned the big block causing a riot. Toon police were called in and they shot jellybeans into the croud trying to split them up. The toons in return just screamed "I need more jellybeans". Nobody was seriously injured. The police were also called by an unknown souce when Prof. Wally Poppencorn set off alarms after jumping the fence at his estate and wandering into a top secret area which is believed to be Bossbot HQ. His bond was set at 100,000 jellybeans. Scientist are still baffled as to why there is less than 2 inches of snow accumilation when there is near blizzard conditions in The Burrrgh. One theory is that snow gets pulled into portals everytime a toon enters or leaves The Burrrgh. If this was the case why isn't there snow in the other playgrounds? I guess we will never know. This has been another installment of Toontown Eyewit............. WAIT! THIS JUST IN! Two Walt Disney animators were burried alive in their studio just minutes ago. It seems that one of them went to the supply closet to get some more paper and was hit by an avalanche of ice and snow. I guess we all know where the snow goes now. Any of you toon dogs have rescue training? That is it for this installment of Toontown Eyewitness News. Last edited by Static; 10-12-2006 at 12:15 AM.
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09-02-2006, 12:11 AM
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09-02-2006, 12:39 AM
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 You make me laugh! So hilarious!
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