News Update just for laughs

[Queen Violet Hulawig]

Originally Posted by Blue Dog

Very funny.....not. I like it when it is true not fake. Though, I do like these ideas. It is my opinion and you cannot change it.

As my toon would say: "That's not nice!"

[Static]

Today on Toontown Eyewitness News we are going to do something new. We are gonna pull a few letters out of the mailbag at random and try to answer them here today. So lets get started.....

Dir Sir,

I really enjoy your news posts. I read them every morning before I head off to school for a quick laff.

I have one question. Are you going to enter the summer essay contest and try to win one of the Toontown backpacks?

Signed,
Little Johnny Quacker

Well Little Johnny, It seems pretty cool to be able to have one of these backpacks but personally I don't have any use for one. I think these contests should have an upper age limit to enter. As an adult, I think writing a winning essay and taking the backpack from a kid that could use it is FAR less fun that not writing an essay and taking the backpack from a kid while he/she is sleeping in the playground. Less work that way.

Mr. Static,

Is it true that you are going to run against Flippy in the next Toontown Mayor election? I think you could do a much better job of keeping the toon spirits up!

Concerned Toonizen

No! This is not true. Flippy does and EXCELLENT job as Toontown Mayor. Even though he gets captured by cogs every day and then has to be rescued by our toons, I believe that this is done on purpose. How else could he get information about what the cogs are planning? He does this everyday for all of us. Lets keep him in office for at least another term.

OH....Here is one that was delivered to the wrong address. Lets read it anyways.

Good Ol Murky Paddlefink,

It has came to our attention that you have failed to pay the stork delivery charge to our office here at the Make a Toon Ward of the Toontown Maternity Hospital. If we have not received your payment by 5pm tomorrow we will have no other option but to reposes your daughter Miss Clover Doggendoodle. Please contact us as soon as possible so we can get this worked out before it has to go to this extreme.

Toontown Maternity Hospital

Hee hee, This has to be fake! Everyone knows that baby toons are not delivered by storks. They are delivered by monkeys wearing UPS uniforms in brown trucks.

Dear Toontown Eyewitness News,

It has came to out attention that you are housing an escaped coffeebean picking orange rabbit from south of the border going by the alias Bucktooth Waskle. Please turn him in to the proper athority before actions have to be taken.

Thanks for your Cooperation,
South of the Border Patrol

Lets see....
Orange? Bucktooth? Rabbit?
I think you are mistaken. We have a Bucktooth Waskle here at the studio but he is a plaid bucktooth beaver with braces from France.

And the final one we are going to do today.....

HEY!

I like your stories but I think they will be better if they were true

Name Withheld

Lets see how I can say this. These post are MY LIES and I can tell them as big as I want. If I say they are true then I guess they are since they are MY LIES.

Thats all the time we have for todays broadcast. Toon in next time for more news breaking stories as I make them up.

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[Lady Freckles]

Quote:
Good Ol Murky Paddlefink,

It has came to our attention that you have failed to pay the stork delivery charge to our office here at the Make a Toon Ward of the Toontown Maternity Hospital. If we have not received your payment by 5pm tomorrow we will have no other option but to reposes your daughter Miss Clover Doggendoodle. Please contact us as soon as possible so we can get this worked out before it has to go to this extreme.

Toontown Maternity Hospital


Hee hee, This has to be fake! Everyone knows that baby toons are not delivered by storks. They are delivered by monkeys wearing UPS uniforms in brown trucks.

ROFL - Murky needs to stop hoarding beans for gardening and pay the bill! Although, I've wondered and never asked - is Murky a boy toon or a girl toon...? Enquiring minds want to know.

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[King Leroy Hulatooth]

Great job once again, Static!

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[NjoY]

Awesome broadcast. Best 1 yet.

I'll keep a lookout for the evil orange bunny.
Do you think we shud "stink" him if we see him??

I dont know where u get it from but... more please!!
TC & have fun

[pixanator]

ATTN:
This just in!!!!!
There was an eyewitness to a jr bucktooth waskle lurking around TTC's gag shop!
I'll leave the formalities and investigative reporting to our super
Let me know if you need some gas for your
I think my class learned not to drink from the distilled seltzer bottles.

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[Static]

Today in Toontown, Daisy has reappeared in her garden and it seemed to us she was walking around in a daze and sort of stiff. We here at Toontown Eyewitness News started looking deeper into this story than we have ever done before. After coming up with one theory of where she has been we quickly took our new news chopper out for its first flight. We were amazed! Our theory was right on the money. Below we have an aerial photo of what we saw in Daisy's Garden. I wouldn't have believed it if I'd hadn't seen it with my own eyes!

[IMG]http://img232.**************/img232/2556/cropcircleyx0.jpg[/IMG]

It seems that the maze is not a maze after all. It's an alien crop circle and Daisy was abducted! We also believe this is the reason she seems to be walking stiff.

Stay tooned for news as it happens!

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[Crazy Scooter Bananatwist]

That my friend is hysterical! Very much what I would expect an aerial photo of that maze to look like,

[raiderfanforlife]

senyor conejo here with a brief news flash

I am in toontown central memorial hospital recovering from severe smoke inhalation and exposure to tear gas.....it appears that my accent has been cured and am now able to speak better english. So please refrain from swinging at me I do not see ant reason to beat me with any sticks.........After several explanations from the doctors, may speak better english but still dont understand it very well, and according to the doctors due to the severe straining of my vocal chords when trying to catch my breathe and the tear gas causing 2nd degree burns on my tongue I will be unable to roll my Rs or yell out GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL LL!!!!

but this will be our little secret. I am going to fake the accent a little bit longer so they will take me to the ball game. I've never been.

GO DOE YERS!!


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[NjoY]

LoL
You two have really cheered me up after a bad day lagging in TT.
Thanx so very much.
See ya soon.

[raiderfanforlife]

BREAKING NEWS!!


This just in...we just got word that a group of toons just took down the VP in record time Lets go to our favorite waskle on the streets Senyor Conejo...take it away Senyor....
Thats Mr Rabbit thank you!

Mr Rabbit here i found one of the toons involved in the record take down of the VP Princess Spunky..Princess Spunky May I ask you a couple of questions....?

Princess Spunky: Why sure Senyor Conejo anything for my waskly friend.

Mr Rabbit:Ummm its Mr Rabbit but thats besides the point. I hear you were involved in the record take down of the VP.

Princess Spunky: Why yes!

Mr Rabbit: What made this one so different from all the other VP battles? Was it cause you were with the underground militia?..the CCG?

Princess Spunky: Just because I hang around a group of great toons who dont give up the ship doesnt mean they are a militia...but thats neither here nor there. To get back to your question.....

Mr Rabbit: Yes lets get back to my question...

Princess Spunky: The difference was in the pies..

Mr Rabbit: The pies.....? hmmmmm...can you elaborate please?

Princess Spunky: Yes the pies...We used pies baked by Lemme Be instead of the ones from Daffy Don being held in the cage.

Mr Rabbit: Ok...so let me see if I got this correct...Lemme Be baked some pies and you used them in the record take down of the VP...what was in these pies?

Princess Spunky: I dont know. Why dont you ask Lemme Be yourself?

Mr Rabbit: And just where may I find this Lemme Be?

Princess Spunky: ummmm........Rigt behind you.

Mr Rabbit: Well then Lemme Be may i ask you a question?

Lemme Be: Si Senyor Conejo. Que es tu pregunta?

Mr Rabbit: ummmmm Thats Mr Rabbit and I speak English.

Lemme Be: My apologies ....MR RABBIT ask away.

Mr Rabbit: What was so special about the pies that you baked that took down the VP in record time?...And please elaborate

Lemme Be: Well its an old family recipe passed down generation to generation for use against stubborn cogs.

Mr Rabbit: But a pie is a pie. What makes your pies so different from everyone elses pie

Lemme Be: Its in the filling.

Mr Rabbit: So what do you fill yours with?

Lemme Be: Poison Ivy...Thats all for now Senyor Conejo. I must get back to my kitchen and check on my pies..ADIOS Muchacho!

Mr Rabbit: Its Mr Rabbit.......forget it. Back to you in the Studio

Gracias Senyor Conejo...In other unrelated news Sellbots keep taking over the shop Vanishing Creams and Lotions

Mr Rabbit: Probably looking for relief from the poison ivy rash...STOP CALLING ME SENYOR CONEJO!!!!
Okay Senyor Conejo...check your pockets before you come back to the studio

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[Little Fancy Pedalwhip]

Bravo! Bravo!

[Miss Clover Doggendoodle]

Originally Posted by Lady Freckles

ROFL - Murky needs to stop hoarding beans for gardening and pay the bill! Although, I've wondered and never asked - is Murky a boy toon or a girl toon...? Enquiring minds want to know.

I believe this picture should answer your question...

[IMG]http://img170.**************/img170/5756/murkymomcw8.th.jpg[/IMG]



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[DJ Max]

LOL bravo Mr Rabbit and Mr Static

[raiderfanforlife]

Originally Posted by Lady Freckles

ROFL - Bunny had a tragic accident that caused one eye to shrink. Investigations into said accident are ongoing. [/color]

must be due to the severe cornea damage caused by the tear gas exposure

now its a twitch...lol