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Old 09-07-2006, 02:57 AM
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I think that was funny and not at all offensive. From what I have read, Steve Irwin had a great sense of humor and would have loved that. A very fitting "toon" memorial for a wonderful person who will be sorely missed.
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Old 09-07-2006, 03:06 AM
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Steve Irwin was a great guy, I will sorely miss his shows on Saturday mornings. I didnt find that offensive in the least bit, it was fitting for the situation.
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Old 09-07-2006, 04:11 AM
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Nicely done Static.

RIP Steve Irwin, a man with passion for all that he did and who will be sorely missed by his family.
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Old 09-07-2006, 04:37 AM
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Nicely done Static.

RIP Steve Irwin, a man with passion for all that he did and who will be sorely missed by his family.
It chills me to the very core when people say RIP. Rest in peace. If you have seen his episodes you would know he wouldn't want to rest in 'peace'. This guy was a daredevil, a man who would push the limits. That's why he was my idol. No matter how many times he was bitten, stung, or scratched, He would still get out there and take on the animal kingdom. I hope that if he does get to go to a 'different dimention' it would be just as exiting as he was. RIA Steve Erwin. (Rest in Action)
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:48 AM
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no es me yob! ees reedee-q-lus out dere eello..eees on...we life?....eye yaaaeeey tell me pleece

BREAKING NEWS FLASH
ello ebryone Senyor Conejo (spanish for rabbit..heehee) herrre. Coming to you life from da Norte where lossa toonz r gadder for the meeeleeeon toon marsh to toon hall.

But, ees a problemo goings on. Da toonz they no marsh they yumping up on down. I no no why dey do...but dey do. I ear de mands for estop yobloss and free STATIC!. tambien i ear "JELLY BEANS DONT GROW ON TREES!"

OOO NOOOO!!! Toontowwwn RRRiot Policia has come out ans chooting tear gas...COUGH COUGH WOW!!

too mush moke we only got juan peeshure to choe joo...eye yaaee yaaee...
i no can see my...my ice dey burning FUEGO! we mus go i has warrants

Bok to joo in da stooodios

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Old 09-07-2006, 05:56 AM
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Rats, just got told off for waking the kids up by laughing too loud!

Keep it up guys!
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:14 AM
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A well done epitaph Static.

And a very funny story regarding the Eagles.

Keep up the work and if you run out of gas for your I hear that when ppl show off their Karts/TUVs and Roadsters at GSW, you can quietly and without being detected... syphon outta their tanks
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Old 09-07-2006, 10:46 AM
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no es me yob! ees reedee-q-lus out dere eello..eees on...we life?....eye yaaaeeey tell me pleece

BREAKING NEWS FLASH
ello ebryone Senyor Conejo (spanish for rabbit..heehee) herrre. Coming to you life from da Norte where lossa toonz r gadder for the meeeleeeon toon marsh to toon hall.

But, ees a problemo goings on. Da toonz they no marsh they yumping up on down. I no no why dey do...but dey do. I ear de mands for estop yobloss and free STATIC!. tambien i ear "JELLY BEANS DONT GROW ON TREES!"

OOO NOOOO!!! Toontowwwn RRRiot Policia has come out ans chooting tear gas...COUGH COUGH WOW!!

too mush moke we only got juan peeshure to choe joo...eye yaaee yaaee...
i no can see my...my ice dey burning FUEGO! we mus go i has warrants

Bok to joo in da stooodios
It has just been brought to our attention that our new South of the Border Reporter's English is a little worse than expected. Seems as though this rabbit has eaten too many refried carrots and actually DID drink the water.
Maybe after taking him out to a ball game, feeding him hotdogs, apple pie, peanuts and cracker jacks, his English may get a little better. If that doesn't work, we here at Toontown Eyewitness News are prepaired to beat some English into him if that is what it takes.

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Old 09-07-2006, 01:38 PM
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Once again, impressed with your ability to amuse the masses...
Not offended, Your tribute roused the very spirit of his personality and purpose.
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:48 PM
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NEWS UPDATE


Four cogs have been found dead off the coast of Donald's Dock.
Reports say they were flying across ToonTown when some nasty weather hit there gears, causing them to plummit.
The funeral services will be held in CJ's courters, where I'm sure many heart broken family members will gather.
In other news, studies have found the new and improved Cupcake Gags have been found with traces of Laugh Gas which is a very dangerous drug with Cogs.
ToonScientists have come up with the idea, saying the cogs don't have to die, they can just laugh along with the toons.
Yet the cogs find this act wrong, and a group of Cashbots including C.F.O have started protesting infront of Proffeser Petes office.
Word on that a little later.
Another tragic death, Brian B. Toon, famed for his acting in movies such as Island of the Lost Gags, The week after tomarrow, I know who you pied last summer, and of course the James Toon series.
His death was most likely from laugh failre, as he had a death in his family the month before.
And now heres Al Joker with the weather.
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Old 09-08-2006, 05:16 AM
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What is the ASCPA? Maybe a little typo there?


isnt that south of the border for escape? heehee lol
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Old 09-08-2006, 05:59 AM
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What is the ASCPA? Maybe a little typo there?


isnt that south of the border for escape? heehee lol
Naw, it's a group that protects animals.
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Old 09-08-2006, 07:18 AM
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Naw, it's a group that protects animals.
I am aware of that hence the heehee lol

hee hee LOL!!

its all in good fun
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:35 AM
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no es me yob! ees reedee-q-lus out dere eello..eees on...we life?....eye yaaaeeey tell me pleece

BREAKING NEWS FLASH
ello ebryone Senyor Conejo (spanish for rabbit..heehee) herrre. Coming to you life from da Norte where lossa toonz r gadder for the meeeleeeon toon marsh to toon hall.

But, ees a problemo goings on. Da toonz they no marsh they yumping up on down. I no no why dey do...but dey do. I ear de mands for estop yobloss and free STATIC!. tambien i ear "JELLY BEANS DONT GROW ON TREES!"

OOO NOOOO!!! Toontowwwn RRRiot Policia has come out ans chooting tear gas...COUGH COUGH WOW!!

too mush moke we only got juan peeshure to choe joo...eye yaaee yaaee...
i no can see my...my ice dey burning FUEGO! we mus go i has warrants

Bok to joo in da stooodios

....ADIOS
One of the active memebers of the toon feminist movement BRainblow gave an interview to Senyor Conejo, who was investigating why feminists didn't participate in the manifistation. This interview uncovered some breaking news:

Senyor Conejo:
"Why members of your organization didn't participate in the toons manifistation?"
BRainblow:
"We couldn't participate in the manifestation, because we were held hostages in Cashbot HQ and had to wash floors in the CFO office with little sponges"
Senyor Conejo:
"Why with SMALL sponges?"
BRainblow:
"They wanted to make it even more humiliating for us!"
Senyor Conejo:
"How did you manage to escape from there?"
BRainblow:
"Scelecogs who were coming to check our work - were getting very angry eachtime because our floor washing was progressing very slow and floors were still dark grey heh heh They had ambitions to make them as shiny as at their colleagues' lawyers offices- in Law HQ! Poor idiots! Getting angry made them turn red and loose healthpoints eachtime untill they all explode! HA HA HA!"

[img]http://xs106.******/xs106/06365/screenshot-Mon-Aug-28-02-01-05-2006-2230936.JPG[/img]

Senyor Conejo:
"And how about the chief of cashbot sceles - RoberBaron - how did HE allow you to escape?"
BRainblow:
"Thanks to the bucket of water that we used to wash floors"
Senyor Conejo:
"QUE?"
BRainblow:
"At certain point I whispered to Bean Town Betty (she is on my left on the picture) - I will spill the bucket on Robber Baron once he will come in to the room,we should run then!"
Senyor Conejo:
"What a crazy idea! Did it work?
BRainblow:
"Yes, that pretentious Baron didn't expect that move at all! He jumped in fear that soap water will spoil his crocodile leather shoes! After that jump he slipped on the water, fell on the floor and exploded! We all ran out of the room. CFO understood it was his life's fiasco and threw himself under the passing train."

[img]http://xs106.******/xs106/06365/screenshot-Sat-Sep-02-20-11-47-2006-4293056.JPG[/img]

Senyor Conejo wanted to ask more questions but BRainblow shouted "Move out of my way macho! I have things to do!" after she added few insults in the untranslatable spanish dialect (BRainblow worked in the past for Russian secret services and was fluent in 63 different languages) She dissapeared through a black hole right after

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Old 09-08-2006, 09:52 AM
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What is the ASCPA? Maybe a little typo there?

isnt that south of the border for escape? heehee lol
I'm not sure. Lets look it up....

ASPCA 
American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

ASCPA
Awful Society of Corrupt Public Attorneys

Seems that I made a joke about Lawbots without even knowing it. Or should I take credit and say this was really planned?

AND lets not forget the...

NSTASRPCBS which is
National Society of Toons Against Stuffing a Rabbit's Pocket with Candy and Beating it with a Stick

Last edited by Static; 09-09-2006 at 12:57 AM. Reason: I find a typo EVERY time I read these
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