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| Cog HQ The name says it all, Talk about THE COG HEADQUARTERS |
Just got out of my first Chairman Battle. Pictures included!
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04-02-2008, 08:21 AM
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Cog HQ is out! Chairman picture inside!
I just disconnected in my first Chairman battle, and I can't get
back on right now, so I'm coming on TTC to catch up on the Cog HQ posts. The test server is extremely laggy right now, and it took me about 25 minutes just to get on. Once I did, I only just managed to get to the end of Tractor Terrace and into Cog HQ before the game crashed. After about five tries, I finally managed to stay on for a good amount of time. Cog HQ is an enormous city, full of high-rise office buildings. I didn't get the chance to explore the entire thing yet, but it's HUGE. All four kinds of cogs are roaming through the streets, including skelecogs and v2.0 cogs. There are many plazas with statues, however most of the buildings are unlabeled and seem to be inaccessable at the moment. Each time I got a message saying "This area is not yet open." The only building that is currently open is the Chairman building, which is a huge office building. The lobby is larger than even the Cashbot lobby, and there's a huge chandelier. You get a new black suit in the lobby. Everyone's caption said "Flunky Lvl. 1", which I assume will be changed later on. It took little effort to get a group together. Here's what the Chairman is like: When the elevator doors opened, we were in what looked like a big board room. The Chairman was at the end of a long meeting table in the center of the room. He's an enormous nasty-looking cog with sunglasses and a cigar. He reminded me a little of Agent Smith from The Matrix. Altough he had the boss-cog tank treads, he also had an enormous wooden chair (gotta love Disney's humor). At this point, it lagged for a little while, and I was worried that we had discoed. Luckily, it stopped lagging after a moment, and we entered into the room. The Chairman seemed to think that we were the "stockholders". Then he realized that we were toons and blew off our cog suits. He then shouted for his "bodyguards" and the cog battle began. I was so excited I could hardly breathe. Luckily, I had two 107 laffers and one 86 laffer on my team. When the Chairman's undercarriage opened, a lvl 12 Big Cheese, Bigwig, Robber Baron, and Mr. Hollywood came outimmediately. All the Chairman's bodyguards are V 2.0's. We blew them away with sound. Next came a Corporate Raiderr, 2 Spin Doctors, and a Robber Baron. We sounded these as well. After that came two lvl 11 Minglers, one lvl 12 Bigwig, and one of those new lvl 13's! Both of the 107 laffers and the 86 laffer used foghorn, and I used an elephant. This destroyed the the two Minglers and the lvl 12 Bigwig, but the lvl 13 Big Cheese still had an orange light! It attacked the 107 laffer with a Glower Power, which did -30 damage! The battle raged on, and we fought with everything we had. Three times, the other people on my team had to use lvl 7 gags. We also used two TOW toon-up phrases and one TOW restocker phrase. Towards the end of the battle, we got a big surprise when two lvl 14 Big Cheeses along with two lvl 13 Bigwigs came out of the CEO! One of the 107 laffers put some TNT in front of one of the lvl 14s, and the other one used a presentation to lure the four cogs. The 180 damage from the TNT only made the lvl 14 turn orange. The 86 laffer used a piano on the Big Cheese. This made it turn red, but it still didn't destroy it, and it used a Glower Power on the 107 laffer who had used the Piano, doing -32 damage! After about 12 minutes of battling the cogs, we finally destroyed the last of them. However, the other side hadn't been as lucky. It seemed to me that they had gotten one or two low laffers on their team, because we heard one of them go sad after the second round of cog attacks. Another one went sad about a minute afterwards. Although the remaining two toons fought on, they went sad too eventually, leaving just us four. Nevertheless, we decided to play on and check out the Chairman battle. After we had beaten the Chairman's bodyguards, the elevator doors opened again, and eight strange-looking cogs came out. There were two Sellbots, two Cashbots, two Lawbots, and two Bossbots. Each had the CEO's head, which the front page said would be changed at some point. The Chairman said, "Ah, the Board of Directors has finally decided to arrive. You're late, the shareholder's meeting has begun without you." One of the Cashbots responded, saying, "Those shareholders are sure becoming hard to please." All eight of them came out of the elevator and lined up, four on each side of the room. This is where we couldn't figure out what to do next. The directors and the Chairman all started attacking us, and we couldn't figure out what to do. The directors' attacks do up to -30 damage, and the Chairman's attacks seem to do up to -40 damage! I didn't get a good enough glimpse of his attacks, but one seems to involve launching fireballs out of his cigar. The 86 laffer and one of the 107 laffers soon went sad. The other 107 laffer and I were managing to stay alive, but a few minutes later the district was suddenly reset. (Argh!) I didn't find out what happens after that. I haven't been able to get back on test since, so I thought I'd come on TTC and ask if anybody else has gotten to this round in the battle yet and if they've figured out how to destroy the directors! There were also a large pair of doors on the side of the room, which I think may lead to the next phase of the battle. I'd love to hear some other people's Chairman battle experiences as well as if anybody has won yet! Everybody I've seen has been a Flunky lvl. 1. P.S. By the way, I entered Toontown in Bossbot HQ and noticed that they added cogs to the Bossbot HQ coutyard. This is looking to be a great update!  Last edited by Big Business; 04-02-2008 at 08:52 AM. |
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04-02-2008, 08:35 AM
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04-02-2008, 02:57 PM
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LOL, nice April fooll's joke...
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04-02-2008, 03:06 PM
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LOL!Do you do this every year?
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04-02-2008, 03:07 PM
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I did do one very similar for the CEO last year. I didn't take a picture, though.
But what do you mean "do one"? This is a completely accurate battle report and a screenshot. |
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04-02-2008, 03:16 PM
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04-02-2008, 03:42 PM
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You're a day late for April Fools.
Everybody knows Disney won't have a character with a cigar associated with any of their products.
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04-02-2008, 03:58 PM
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And time is relative. This was posted on April Fools Day everywhere from Mountain Time eastward. That's just a cooincidence, though. And what about the Pool Shark? He has a cigar. There were also cigars in Pinoccio, I believe. |
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04-02-2008, 04:08 PM
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But the future releases or updates in the game won't have cigars that will be noticable to little kids
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04-02-2008, 04:11 PM
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I can't believe that Cog HQ is out and all you can think about is the Chairman's cigar. |
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04-03-2008, 01:48 AM
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The picture is a little bit too sharp, it can't be real.
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