Just got out of my first Chairman Battle. Pictures included!

[Big Business]

Originally Posted by damonkeyman889944

Actually, the release note was an April Fools Joke. Did you read the posts underneath? And have you read the Test Page?

I was just joking in April Fools' spirit.

[iGamer]

I posted this somewhere else, but seeing as this forum has more people, i thought i would share an idea i had for the chairman boss battle. It begins in a similar manner to the CEO battle in which you don't meet the boss just yet, but rather are helped from the start. Instead of a pig, however, it's Flippy!!! (fanfare). It goes like this:

Parts:
1. each group of toons has to fight one Big Cheese, Robber Baron, Big Wig, and Mr. Hollywood all lvl 12, with double gag skill credit.
2. Same as part 1 but all cogs are v2.0, with triple gag skill credit
3. remaining toons go into a big meeting room holding plans (blueprints) to build a T.A.K.E.O.V.E.R. C.O.G.G. (Technically Advanced Killing-machine which Emits Viscious Electro-magnetic waves Reasonably Capable of Over-riding any Gizmo or Gadget). Toons will be given paint cans which will hold 20 globs of paint by none other then Flippy! The purpose of the paint is to mess up the plans by throwing the stuff all over them. When you runout, go to flippy to re-fill your paint can.
4. The Cog bosses (VP, CFO, CJ, CEO, Chairman) will come in talking. This is where you will need to hide in the giant filing cabinet along the side of the wall. Any toons who are not in the cabinets when the toons are discovered will lose 20 laff. Once discovered, the toons will have 1 minute to get more gags from flippy, which will be just like the gag shop, but FREE. Flippy will also hand out lvl 7 gags!
5. The more messy the plans are, the easier this part will be: the bosses will be furious and use the attacks they use in their own HQ's battle sequence. At one corner of the room is a Computer, which Flippy informs you controls the Cogs. Hidden in the office (anywhere in the office, maybe even on the bottom of the table...?) will be the password. The objective is to have each toon find this password (which will change every time you go through the Chairmen battle) and input it through the computer. This will cause the bosses to all shut down.
6. In a last ditch effort, the Chairman (with the help of a back up operating system) will fight the toons directly. In order to win this fight, you must use the gags given by flippy in a seemingly standard battle with him. The difference is that the remaining toons are not split up, but all of them are in this last battle. The Chairman will have 1000 HP, which will be shown on the health meter on his Chest. When he attacks, however, you have to dodge with the correct directional input, which will briefly appear before the attack executes. When you win you are rewarded with the following:
8 of the SOS toon cards (you choose which ones),
all 3 of the "toons of the world..." phrases,
Cog summons for 5 cogs, including single cog, building, and invasion lvl summons,
15 Pink slips,
and the final reward...
an infinite amount of the gag of your choice! NOTE: the infinite gag amount for that gag only lasts a limited time. When you reach the last promotion, however, you get infinite of every lvl 7 gag, and this time it lasts forever!!!
... ok, maybe thats too good a reward...