Cog Research Lab (crl)

[mebot2]

Cog President report part 3

That voice was none other than the Sellbot V.P., obviously having his head turned to show his angry face. "How did a Toon get all the way up here alone, and what are you doing active in my headquarters?"

"Your headquarters? You're just a knockoff! This is my HQ, along with the others!" The President replied, slightly looking down at the V.P.

"You should still be locked up in the archives, you bunch of bolts!" The V.P. cried.

"I don't need to take this!" The President said.

After that, there was an arguement, insults, and some shoving untill the President pushed the V.P. off the landing pad.

"Now then, where were we... Oh yeah!" The President snapped his fingers, and a cage fell on top of me, simular to the cages used for shopkeeper Toons.
The bottom closed up and locked itself. "Let's see, where is it... There it is." He pulled out a book titled, "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)". "A captured Toon must be locked up for two days before being sent to Bossbot HQ to become a Cog intern." He said, reciting the words from the book. "Captured toons should not have gags when captured, but in the case they do, they should be instantly put into barrels."

There was another puff of smoke, and 6 barrels landed around the cage and chains were tied around them. "Raise everything!" The President shouted. The cages and the barrels rose up enough so that there was about 4 feet of chain between the axle and the objects. "Excellent!" The President said contently."Nothing can stop me!" He went into the elevator and exited the roof. This gave me time to think before he came back...

Five hours later...

I had finally come up with a plan, and figured out the correct way to swing the cage. I had managed to break my Throw gag barrel and all the cakes landed on the floor next to the elevator. At exactly 6:00, the President came in to start promotions. He instantly slipped on the pies and rolled off the edge of the upper area. After getting a good laugh about that, I saw the President get up and glare at me. "You again! You are so annoying, even after I lock you up over there! Well, take THIS!" He said, throwing several gears my way. I swung the cage to avoid them and they burst open the Drop gag barrel and the blue boxes with buttons landed on the ground, pressing against the steel. "Oh no..." The President muttered as a shadow appeared over him. A rain of flower pots, sandbags, and anvils. Then came several big weights, safes, and then 3 pianos. Strangely, the Toontantic did not land.

The President slowly got up and got the weights off of him. He had lost his suit, leaving him a skelecog again, and his health light was an orange. "Is that all you got?" The President said weakly, getting up and throwing two more gears at the cage. One hit its target, but the other hit the squirt and toon-up barrels. Setlzer bottles and fire hoses, along with large amounts of pixie dust flew at the President, and he cringed at the gags that hit him. "Argh! This is more than I can take... No!" He said, looking at the blinking red light. Gears started to fly from him. "You!" He shouted, starting towards the cage. You pesky Toon! I'm going to-" He suddenly stopped, and started spinning around. "I can't be defeated! I am the President, ruler of all cogs!Arrrrrrrrgh!!!" He shouted before exploding in a burst of gears.

One particularly large gear hit the cage, and the cage fell and broke on impact. I found three items with a quick search. The first was "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)", the other was a large, light-like battery, and the other was a rectangular prism with two hatches on each side and a plug-in on the top. I pocketed the book and managed to shrink the other two items down for the trip back. I'm keeping all 3 itemshidden in my house, and examining the battery and prism.

Finally finished,
Deputy Boo Boo
(P.S. Happy Holidays, everybody!)

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by mebot2

Cog President report part 3

That voice was none other than the Sellbot V.P., obviously having his head turned to show his angry face. "How did a Toon get all the way up here alone, and what are you doing active in my headquarters?"

"Your headquarters? You're just a knockoff! This is my HQ, along with the others!" The President replied, slightly looking down at the V.P.

"You should still be locked up in the archives, you bunch of bolts!" The V.P. cried.

"I don't need to take this!" The President said.

After that, there was an arguement, insults, and some shoving untill the President pushed the V.P. off the landing pad.

"Now then, where were we... Oh yeah!" The President snapped his fingers, and a cage fell on top of me, simular to the cages used for shopkeeper Toons.
The bottom closed up and locked itself. "Let's see, where is it... There it is." He pulled out a book titled, "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)". "A captured Toon must be locked up for two days before being sent to Bossbot HQ to become a Cog intern." He said, reciting the words from the book. "Captured toons should not have gags when captured, but in the case they do, they should be instantly put into barrels."

There was another puff of smoke, and 6 barrels landed around the cage and chains were tied around them. "Raise everything!" The President shouted. The cages and the barrels rose up enough so that there was about 4 feet of chain between the axle and the objects. "Excellent!" The President said contently."Nothing can stop me!" He went into the elevator and exited the roof. This gave me time to think before he came back...

Five hours later...

I had finally come up with a plan, and figured out the correct way to swing the cage. I had managed to break my Throw gag barrel and all the cakes landed on the floor next to the elevator. At exactly 6:00, the President came in to start promotions. He instantly slipped on the pies and rolled off the edge of the upper area. After getting a good laugh about that, I saw the President get up and glare at me. "You again! You are so annoying, even after I lock you up over there! Well, take THIS!" He said, throwing several gears my way. I swung the cage to avoid them and they burst open the Drop gag barrel and the blue boxes with buttons landed on the ground, pressing against the steel. "Oh no..." The President muttered as a shadow appeared over him. A rain of flower pots, sandbags, and anvils. Then came several big weights, safes, and then 3 pianos. Strangely, the Toontantic did not land.

The President slowly got up and got the weights off of him. He had lost his suit, leaving him a skelecog again, and his health light was an orange. "Is that all you got?" The President said weakly, getting up and throwing two more gears at the cage. One hit its target, but the other hit the squirt and toon-up barrels. Setlzer bottles and fire hoses, along with large amounts of pixie dust flew at the President, and he cringed at the gags that hit him. "Argh! This is more than I can take... No!" He said, looking at the blinking red light. Gears started to fly from him. "You!" He shouted, starting towards the cage. You pesky Toon! I'm going to-" He suddenly stopped, and started spinning around. "I can't be defeated! I am the President, ruler of all cogs!Arrrrrrrrgh!!!" He shouted before exploding in a burst of gears.

One particularly large gear hit the cage, and the cage fell and broke on impact. I found three items with a quick search. The first was "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)", the other was a large, light-like battery, and the other was a rectangular prism with two hatches on each side and a plug-in on the top. I pocketed the book and managed to shrink the other two items down for the trip back. I'm keeping all 3 itemshidden in my house, and examining the battery and prism.

Finally finished,
Deputy Boo Boo
(P.S. Happy Holidays, everybody!)

dang good job!!! I'll give u 55 merits, that was terrific!!!! i dont know what to put on the front page yet. . . u know, i think im gonna get a report in now!!!! ok that would be good. . . boo boo, ur five away on getting to Researrcher, i suggest to find one more thing. . . what room in BBHQ the interns are made, 10 CRL MERITS TO THE FIRST ONE (ANYBODY) WHO GETS THIS!!!! so now its a challenge boo boo

[coconutpoodledoodle]

As i reaserched some of the Skelecogs lately I discovered that they are actually prototype cogs.This cogs are made into the lowest type,Interns.They are marked as Interns in the apointment room.Where they undergo training and transformation.When they pass the training,they go back to the apointment room and get reasigned as full cogs.They then do a personality test(by examining the ancient brain of the Skelecogs,I found a device that trigers an active personality.I was unable to reatrieve this device before the cog exploded)Depending on their personality,then they are sorted to which cog type they are to be affliated with.Thier design is patched and they are sent to work.If we destroyed that apointment room and erase all documents that have anything to do with the Interns and the apointment room.The cogs would come to a standstill.They would be unable to turn the newest prototypes into Interns and undergo training.The conclusion is that interns are made in Bossbot HQ and so are Skelecogs or Prototypes,they undergo training and tests.My stealthy partner Princess Twinkletoes helped out the most

I wont be here from sunday untill saturday next week.Can you give me vacation pay or something?Like 5 merits a day?I'm working on futher projects on Skelecogs or Prototypes in Pennsylvannia.

[Tooniesty]

A Report By Leroy Pickleface

One morning i had awoken for an urge for corporate hot chocolate, so where should i go right? Sell bot towers!!!Before i left, i made sure to get on my telemarketer suit. as i drank my hot chocolate, i had overheard two interns talking about a new cog type. . .
"The VP said it was a death bot!!!! Except there is only one of em, the boss, its called a G.D. (Grave Digger) and its said to be a failed experiment. . ."
"WOOO really? why is it shut down?"
"what do u think?! It had TOO much power!!!"

I couldnt help myself, i HAD to see this GD!!!! so i just asked them EXACTLY where it was. . .
"Um, excuse me gentlemen? Where is this GD u speak of?!"
"Well sir, its in the basement of the archives. . . also, i was wandering if u could give me some merits for this info. . . i wanna be promoted!"
"Yeah yeah, have fun. drink ur coffee!!!" said i as i ignored the intern and started towards the gag volt. . . i needed some strong gags for this mission!
once i got to the gag volt, i showed the lvl 12 Mr. Hollywood my clearance papers, and i went inside. . . inside, i knew i couldnt use lvl 7 gags, and i knew that with out MANY MANY lvl7 gags, i stood no chance to this GD. So what do u think i did? I called Flippy on my cell phone of course!!! he tpd to me and he gave me a mysterious gag, it was the HA HA AVELANCH!!! whoever was hit by it had could use up to 100 lvl 7 gags from each type and gains 700 laff for 3 and a half hours!!! so he used it on me. . . and then after sayin Thanks!, i went to the archive basement!!! at the basement of the archives, i battled threw a TON of security, then i made it to the door to the GD, however, there was a HUGE lock like the one for the president. i simply unfolded a paper clip from one of my files, and undid the lock( u should have thought of this boo boo!), then i went inside. . . inside, there was a sleeping giant grim reaper sorta figure with a giant scythe and a clip on tie, it was hooded. What is that, i thought, then suddenly OUT OF NO WHERE, flippy wispered to me, its the GD. and i wispered back, um. . . uh, i knew that. . . then i decided to just kick it first, and he woke up. . . . . . AND HE SWUNG HIS GIANT SCYTHE AT ME!!!! i got hit and i lost 100 laff, then I threw a wedding cake at his face, and he was blinded for a short time. while his face was covered in wedding cake, i did the oprah singer!!! it caused him to fly to the ceiling, and then he fell on me making me lose 300 laff. . . then he swung his scythe into the ground and several cracks appeared! and out of the cracks, came FIRE! i dodge the flame as much as i could, but i ended up losing 100 from it, i had 200 laff left. then he hit me with a BLAH BLAH BLAH making me lose 50, and i tried to tu myself, but alas, he hit me again with a fire ball, and i had 50 left, he then managed to catch me in a paper work bubble, it was of purple coloration, and it was DRAINING MY LAFF AND GIVING THE GD ENERGY!!!!!! i started to get into the negatives, and i was turning into a COG! then out of no where, Flippy tpd to me in a cook suit!!!
"Hey Leroy, may i borrow a cup of suga- GASP, LEROY, WHATS GOING ON, UR TURNING INTO THE GD!!!!"
he was right, i had reached 1000 negative laff, and was turned into the GD. . . then Flippy was forced to take me and the other GD down!
he first pressed a button and 1000s of toontanics fell on me and the GD, then he made a dinamite train cross track!!!! and all of the dinamite trains ran into me and the other GD! well, that was the end of the GD, and as for me, flippy shot a geyser barely at my suit, and it cracked open, he went inside, and, with about a dozen wedding cakes, he got me a normal toon, except, i only had the laff limit of 1!!!!! crud, all of that boot camp work for nothin!!!! and i also had no gags! then i put the other GD in my pocket (it was dead, yet still controlable threw the control room) and we made our way out of sell bot towers. luckilly he had my back. . . and he took down security, when we got to the entrance of daisy gardens, i had an urge, i had to do sometin. . . i took out the GD suit out of my pocket, got into the control room, and sliced up about 75 vps!!!!!!!
after that i was transported to St. Patrick's Hospital (lol) and after about 2 weeks, i was brought back to normal 55 laff limit, now i also have a GD SUIT!!!!

for that since i am a CRH rank, i get 100 crl merits!!! that was my first report besides on the front page! please tell me how i did!!!

and smokey? soon i need u to take a look at my GD suit, i can shrink it up, but dont make it BOOOOM!!!

CRL Head Leroy Pickleface signing out!

[coconutpoodledoodle]

Thats a very nice report boss,Did'nt you notice I was the first one to report on the Skelecogs AND the interns?Should'nt that give like 10 or 20 merits + the reward from being the first to post how and where interns are made.Please!I'm going on an unexpected vacation and I need my merits to stay with the group.

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by coconutpoodledoodle

Thats a very nice report boss,Did'nt you notice I was the first one to report on the Skelecogs AND the interns?Should'nt that give like 10 or 20 merits + the reward from being the first to post how and where interns are made.Please!I'm going on an unexpected vacation and I need my merits to stay with the group.

do not worry, im gonna update everyting right about NOW

[mebot2]

Factory report

I might want to say that I finished putting together the pieces I found after recovering them at Sellbot Towers. At my house, I attached the light battery to the square prism. Something popped and whacked me in the face, and I fell down. I got up, and saw that a control panel came up. Pressed a small blue button and waited to see what happened. The light glowed brightly, then the hatches opened. Then, A Micromanager, Bigwig, Two-face, and Loan Shark came out one side, while A Downsizer, Spin Doctor, The Mingler, and Robber Baron came out the other.

I couldn't take on these 8 cogs all at once, so I used my Presentation and ran out of the room, closing the fireplace. So I had found a cog boss miniature factory! Being from a overall cog boss, it could produce all types of cogs, but it was probably less efficent, being from an early boss.

I finally got rid of the cogs, and got a good look at the panel. It had two big buttons labeled, "Change" and "Send out". Then there was a plethora of buttons, all labeled a kind of cog. From Yesmen to Bottom Feeders to cogs never heard of before. There were even 8 buttons labeled, "Custom cog". Using this, we can make all sorts of things, like Leroy Manniquins. I also want to mess around with it. (Heh, heh.)

Taking a break,
Deputy Boo Boo

P.S. Leroy, I just noticed that i'm still at 65 merits. Could you change that when you update?

[Buster ThunderFoot]

Spec Ops Report #2343

Dream Dancer is not quite ready to go into the field at the moment. O_o...



As you can see, she sent me 20-something radios, which, I attempted at using by contating aliens. I couldn't quite find any sources of life forms on Planet Unknown, but Leroy managed to send a rant report to the Maplestory Crew via pulsars.

Anyway, I am merely stating that the chocolate-scented TV ads of the Sellbot Home Shopping Network is finding its way into my living room, and frankly, it looks like a graveyard/minefield. Which we managed to blow up-again-.

What could this mean? Well, after my journey to the heart of the train station, I shall embark on my quest.

p.s.Uh..thank you DD?

[pdstan512]

hey when are you gonna post my merits?

[Roxy Sparkledoodle]

I've been in and out of Minnie's Melodyland, Donald's Dock, and Daisy Gardens and found that Cog buildings have other floors, more than 5. I found this out when soloing one. When the elevator opened to the secret floor, I quickly opened my sticker book to get my cog suit. I overheard a Mr. Hollywood and Big Cheese whispereing something. The oly things i heard were robot..powerful..creator..bosstbot. Today is part of the bossbot mega invasion, and maybe what they said has something to go with it.

[silly slippy]

report one

december15th 2007


i was on my way to defeat some cashbots when i found a piece of paper on the ground.it were blueprints for some kind of cog.it had a tie for a head,bossbot body,and a undercage with a factory.i will reserch what this is andwhere it came from.

silly slippy,
signing out.

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by silly slippy

report one

december15th 2007


i was on my way to defeat some cashbots when i found a piece of paper on the ground.it were blueprints for some kind of cog.it had a tie for a head,bossbot body,and a undercage with a factory.i will reserch what this is andwhere it came from.

silly slippy,
signing out.

i do so beleive that is the plans for the CEO, but we can not be sure, for the cogs may change it. . . but for now, i shall put it down as the possible form of the CEO

[pdstan512]

hey tooniesty how do i get labbucks i would like to order a lab robe just a normal one so can you give me a mission or somthing so i can get enough to get one thanks

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by pdstan512

hey tooniesty how do i get labbucks i would like to order a lab robe just a normal one so can you give me a mission or somthing so i can get enough to get one thanks

to get labucks, NOW LISTNE EVERYONE, i will give them to u if u are doing good work, or something, ill figure out a different system later. . .

[pdstan512]

um so is there anything i could do for you?