Cog Research Lab (crl)

[coconutpoodledoodle]

Part 14:Reverse Rebirth,

As the earthquake continued,Coconut Poodledoodle decided to use his most incredible ability,the Toon-up gag American Idol Tryouts!The entire team was laffed up!Then I went underground toontowncentral,my team was like why in tarnation are you going here at a time like this?I approched the Beware stone and broke through.I found the ancient Ancientbots civilization,who were teamed up with the Secretbots,and the Martialbots.They revealed to us the Finalbots,who would help bring peace back to Toontown.They were much larger then the CEO and were all LV100!All five of them!I knew that the final climatic battle for toontown was about to begin!I,Coconut Poodleodoodle,was ready!My whole team was!We set back out for Bossbot HQ with the entire good cog army and all of the toons in the tooniverse!Even Mickey Mouse came with an army of disney characters.The earthquake got stronger as we approched the Bossbot's evil lair.Greyness still in the sky we climaticly battled with great spirit.Soon the Finalbots were soon defeated by the FCEO and the FVP and the FCJ and last but not least the FCFO.Soon all of the cogs were wiped out except for the Fs,all of the other toons went sad except for Coconut Poodledoodle,Flippy,and Bigfoot.Coconut quickly told Bigfoot about the Inscription and how that one of the brothers must correct the others.Bigfoot floated,higher and higher.Then his body started to glow.The glowing became fiercer and stronger,and then a blast of light flashed into the sky and the earthquakes ceased.The cogs were shrinking and bolts were flying everywhere.Bigfoot glowed even more and more one final climatic quake and flash the F's were destroyed entirely.Bigfoot vanished.When I returned to my house I found Bigfoot,turned into a baby.In the end,all of the cogs were destroyed,all of the toons were happy,the sky was clearer then ever.All traces of the cogs were destroyed and everyone in that cave in Lawbot HQ came back to life.Coconut's father returned stronger and happier then ever!

That concludes the end of the cogs.Soon I will tell of the begining,before Coconut Poodledoodle.I will post the story.

[coconutpoodledoodle]

Part One:The Begining

When Lawbot HQ first came out I reaserched the ancient ruins of the CJ statue.It had inscriptions on it that said:The unworthy must obey.This I reaserched further to find that in fact the first CJ wrote this scription.It meant that any cogs or toons must obey the laws of the first of the Cog Masters.Regardless whether or not your the new CJ or VP or even CFO.I reaserched the satues even further and found ancient toon grafiti.It showed random stuff like "Toons of the world unite!" and "Toons rule!Cogs Drool!"A few of the ancient toon masters also put there signature on.I found an ancient cave inside Lawbot HQ,in it contained the ruins of the first toon search party.Flippy's grandfather,and a few other toons from legends that were drawn onto the walls within the cave as the last few days of the Toon Masters.I sadly discovered that Coconut Poodledoodle's father was one of the masters and was also found defeated in the cave.He wrote at the last 30 mins of his life,the legacy of the ancient toon council and the history and destiny of the Coconut Poodledoodle family.

Part Two:Coconut's house,

As I returned home to Coconut Poodledoodle's home,I came back to see the house in ruins,Four Bigwigs where attacking my house,I quickly defeated them with the lure then Wedding Cake strategy.The other toons in the estate decided to help me repair my house,the cogs unfortunetly ripped some important documents from my fathers first reaserch projects.Fortune turned around when I soon found a cog paper about thier main concern about toons.(They despise fair trials)I soon realized that the Lawbots have been cheating us all this time,but now I know how to make a fair trial against the CJ and force him to tell us what his history did to the master toons.Now Princess Twinkletoes of the Poodledoodle estate has decided to help Coconut out.The only problem is she has to be tooned up all the time since she only has 44 laff.She is still incredible at spotting smells and small clues that can add up quickly into pure evidence!Bigfoot the brown rabbit in the Poodledoodle estate is the last identical rabbit from the womens side of the Poodledoodle family saved a few copies of his father's studies.

Part Three:The return trip,

As Coconut Poodledoodle returns to Lawbot HQ,wave by wave by wave of cogs attack him and Twinkletoes,he almost went sad when suddenly,out of nowhere Flippy comes to the rescue and finishes off the rest of the cogs.I sadly showed him the ruins of his grandfather.He was very unhappy,he knew that his grandfather went away and did'nt come back but,he did'nt expect something so extreme.While he sits and looks at his defeated grandfather I decided to move to my own father's writings.He wrote:"In time the events of cogs shall cease when a powerful warrior who has more ties to Grandfather Flippy,I and how his destiny lands into the mouth of the CEO where my son shall finaly rise as a legend then he knows"I was quite shocked at how the legend refered to me.But,there is one other person it could refer to who has hidden talents that we could never imagine.Bigfoot I thought imediately.He never showed any signs of being strong yet he had something specail in him,like a secret only stronger then we can't see.Flippy too figures out his destiny to team up with the children and grandchildren of the Masters 6 the elite original members of the Toon Council.Flippy's Grandfather wrote:"Flippy,my grandson,I hope you can use your destiny as an advantage,you are one of the smartest little toons I know.You can achieve something that your poor cousion could'nt,the ability to lead all of toontown at it's strongest,you have more pontential then you belive.I'm sure your cousion Coconut Poodledoodle will help you in this treacherous battle against these horrible cogs"Then they found the ruins of a toon who apeared to be a traitor,over his tomb they wrote"Banish this traitor who reaveled us to the cogs,we knew we could'nt trust someone who hides in the shadows.His name was Dippy,Flippy's mother's sister's husband's cousion.I needed to reasearch him some more but,cogs were approaching,so I left with Flippy and Twinkletoes to my house where we eventually manage to get a hold of Bigfoot who is apparently the brother of this traitor toon.

Part Four:The Conflict,

Coconut Poodledoodle said "What!?That means that traitor is my brother too!"After all this time,I never knew that my own brother would finaly tell me the truth,that he in fact is that toons brother when he was my brother!It turns out that on the family tree that Coconut was actualy younger then Bigfoot and that the original father was a rabbit.Paula Poodledoodle (Coconut's mom) decided to marry Crazy Wackyfoot (Bigfoot's father) Bigfoot's father's brother,it was'nt Coconut Poodledoodle's dad who was in that cave,It was Bigfoots dad!Coconut's dad was Charlie Poodledoodle.Bigfoot unlocked his his destiny and his powers,he quickly went from 17 laff to 107 laff!And maxxed all of his gags,(Except hes trapless)and went back to the Brrrrrrgh with the almost complete team of:Coconut Poodledoodle,Princess Twinkletoes,Flippy,Rusty Gigglequack,and Bigfoot!

Part Five:The Shortcut,

As Coconut Poodledoodle winds down a twisty path in the Brrrrrgh,he sees some greyness.I now know how Lawbots have been able to invade more frequently and much more quickly then other cogs.For this path in fact leads to as a shortcut to Lawbot HQ.As I look at the statue it says"Beware of the stone switch,for you may never ever laff again"I relized that the switch might have some importance to the tragic death of the Elite Six.I battle my way through waves of cogs to get to the back of the statue to find my partner taking pictures of a small bill.I figured out it was'nt any ordinary bill,it was what cogs have been hiding from toons since before even Flippy's Grandfather.It was the toons bill of rights.The cogs thought that if they hid it and stole it they would be able to prevent peace.Rusty Gigglequack(my partner)summerized that Dippy was the one who found it in ruins and hid it hopping that the Elite Six would'nt get mad at him.Sadly the 10th CJ apears and forces Dippy to give him information about the toons bill.Formally called The Bill of Toon,it has been apearing and disapearing throughout history untill it vanished that very day where the Council soon discovers the Dippy did it.Back to now,I saw that it was torn at the edges and slightly charred,as if someone attepted to burn it.I quickly fled with my search party and a picture of the bill.I knew that I could'nt take the bill untill the switch is activated.I knew that I would have to figure out all the cog ruins before I hit the switch to reveal what I belive may be the first CJ sleeping.

Part Six:The Secret of the Fallen VP,

I start to reasearch Sellbot HQ becuase Coconut belives he needs to discover the secrets of the other cog hq's.So far all he knows about is the fallen VP,belived to be the First VP or the FVP,along it are the FCFO,the FCJ,and the FCEO.The VP was ancient stuff of legend,it has haunted the pit since the first era of toons.It turns out that cogs lived long ago with different names and types, such as Ancientbots. The Ancientbots were the first species of cog. I searched the underground of Toontown Central playgrounds to find more cog ruins and a tomb that says beware,I follow it's orders and decide to reasearch it further later.When Uncle Scrooge or Mister Scrooge made the first Cogs they where good, they where supposed to attack the bullies at Scrooge's pre shcool, however, these cogs didn't like violence, so they left Scrooge and went to the Ancient bots(always where good, always will be) and lived with them, together, they made many cities and labs, they are basically the only good type of cog. Scrooge was angry, he made the boss bots, and THEY then did the bully hunting, he also ordered them to go attack the other bots that betrayed him, and bring back there leaders brain, they carried out there orders, however, they did not return with the brain, the C.E.O. had the boss bots run away, and with the brain, created those cogs, but an evil version. After that incident, Scrooge had the one boss bot that stayed with him go down that hole where the Ancient and Martial bots where, he charged back up under fire by a new secret security of the Ancient bots and Martial bots, the SECRET BOTS!!! Back to the VP it was the FVP as you know and it was stronger then the cogs we have today.Back then the Ancientbots created all of the cog tech.When they were attacked by the boss bots their tech was also damaged.This weakend the them, they quickly went In-Cog-Neato (lol).Thus they created the Secretbots who guarded the cities. Later on the Bossbots were said to have incredibly quickly made three other armys,then they all built 4 more cities that we see today.Lawbot HQ , Sellbot HQ , Cashbot HQ , and Bossbot HQ.And thus continuing my search,I find two pillars surounding the pi...?Three!Four!?There were Five pillars that represented five types of cogs,they had a mysterious glow execpt for one pillar."Does this have links to that stone switch in Lawbot HQ? Could that one pillar that is not glowing be the other cog the Ancient bots are making? The Final bots?"I thought.I had a hunch that there were identical pillars underneath all of the cog HQ's and that they glowed if an ancient cog had fulfilled it's great legacy.

Part Seven:The Secret of the Cashbot trains,

As my day comes to a slow start I quickly head to Cashbot HQ to start a short investigation.I can't investigate too long becuase my estate is having Miss Crazy Wackytoons birthday party.As I continue through the entrance of Cashbot HQ I started to wonder what those trains are and what they do exactly.I saw boxes on the trains with cashbot symbols and boxes not on the trains with cashbot symbols.I started to think that ever since the Ancientbots slept for centuries the Bossbots entrusted the Sell bots to use some of the Cashbots money or cog bucks to make new cog weapons.I learned more about this by picking up papers from defeated Moneybags and One of them read,

The newest type of cog weapons have a newly installed drive system that must be delivered by the moneybags.

This was strange, for the cash bots don't make the tech.Yet its still belivable becuase the Bossbots knew that the Cashbots' money could buy supplies for making the cog tech so that the trains in Cash HQ can ship that tech to Sellbots who further improved the cog tech and sold it.

I also noticed the drive system,I quickly handed it to Flippy who carrying this mysterious device quickly fled to toon HQ.He said he would report back on what its main functions are when he returns to the Poodledoodle estate.I found a broken train at the back of the HQ and examined its exports,imports,and primary functions and decided to take all of the cog drive machines I could.I stuffed them in the bag hopefully to return it to Flippy.Then I saw two pillars at the back of the HQ.One had some script and the other as I gently chiseled to find out what type of mineral it contained had five pillars hidden inside.I gave the chisel to Twinkletoes and searched for the glowing totems that I saw in Sellbot HQ.I came with an idea that there was another cog type.This I could not confirm.Now I start to work my way to Lawbot HQ to see if they have these totems.

Part 8:The Secret of the Drive system,

I return the extra drive systems to Flippy who is at my house.He is still inspecting these drive systems.He said that these were beyond Cashbot or Sellbot tech.Coconut Poodledoodle thought Lawbot!Flippy said "No" it was something beyond that,it was Bossbot technology!I knew that I would have to destroy the FVP,FCFO,FCJ,and FCEO.I knew that I would have to do it in that order.We were getting ready to set off on adventure when Lil' Oldman and a young cat named Silly Rusty Sparkletooth came and joined the team.Oldman claimed that he was Flippy's second cusion,and Silly Rusty claimed he was Coconut's cusion.Now the team was complete!Coconut Poodledoodle,Princess Twinkletoes,Bigfoot,Flippy,Rusty Gigglequack,Lil' Oldman,and Silly Rusty Sparkletooth!The team knew that all seven of them could conquer all of the F's.

Part 9:The end of the First VP!,

As the team travels down the pit they awaken the FVP.After a climatic battle they finaly triumph over the FVP.The FVP said that the "FCEO may bring the end to Toontown."I knew that I had to discover more secrets to the cogs' history.We began to ponder that the CEO was soon to awaken.We all set out for Cashbot HQ where hopefully we will learn more about the CEO.

Part 10:The end of the First CFO!,

We travel to Cashbot HQ to have yet another climatic battle with the actually hidden FCFO.We had to defeat the current CFO to find the real one.We forced him to tell us where thier real leader is.The CFO claimed he does'nt know anything thats even more powerful then him.We called him a lier but,Silly Rusty could tell that he did'nt know anything.So we ask the CFO for a tour of Cashbot HQ.We ordered him to or else we would destroy him completely.He showed us important statues of his people and we found a gold button.I pressed the button and the statue unraveled to show the sleeping FCFO.He quickly awoken and absorbed all of the energy from the CFO and went into the climatic battle I told of you earlier.He was much more powerful then the FVP.Flippy lost all of his laff I had 30 left and Princess Twinkletoes was at 2 laff when I quickly threw the New gag that Flippy invented the Exploding Wedding Cake!It destroyed the FCFO and he said "Doom shall come to those who try.Try to find the Secrets of cogs"
We returned home to use the doodles to bring our laff back up.Flippy restocked our lv8 gags and we were ready for the FCJ,the second toughest cog boss ever.

Part 11:The end of the FCJ!,

We quickly pulled the stone switch in Lawbot HQ and realeased the FCJ.Yet another climatic battle came.The whole team almost went sad when we all decided to use the Exploding Wedding Cake at the same time.There was a huge explosion followed by a click,then another click.Click click,click?A huge flash of light and then an earthquake.Thankfully nothing was harmed.The FCJ was just a pile of dust and told us "The CEO has been revieved!You shall die!"

Part 12:The end of the FCEO!,

We fled back to Coconut's house and restocked and re-laffed.Then as we travel around,we hit Minnie's Melodyland where we find greyness towards Donald's Dock.We go there and see grey in Acorn Acres.We realized that Bossbot HQ has appeared!Right inside was the FCEO.We faced off in the most Cataclismic battle in the history of toontown.All of us went sad except for me who used the most powerful gag in all of toontown.The TNT Omega throw!I threw I giant box of TNT inside a soaking wet Wedding Cake with a Meteor on top and a giant train following me with one laff left!Then thier was a simmaler click click flash bam then a giant earthquake much longer then the last and then.......!.....?......?huh?.........

Part 13:The end of toontown!,

Then the sky went black...all of the Sellbots,Cashbots,Lawbots,and Bossbots were destroyed,another flash of light that lasted a few seconds and yet another ear shattering earthquake.We fled to the house and as we did the sky went grey all over toontown!The doodles were sad,all of the toons could'nt cheer up.The cogs have put thier final curse on toontown when!......................

Part 14:Reverse Rebirth,

As the earthquake continued,Coconut Poodledoodle decided to use his most incredible ability,the Toon-up gag American Idol Tryouts!The entire team was laffed up!Then I went underground toontowncentral,my team was like why in tarnation are you going here at a time like this?I approched the Beware stone and broke through.I found the ancient Ancientbots civilization,who were teamed up with the Secretbots,and the Martialbots.They revealed to us the Finalbots,who would help bring peace back to Toontown.They were much larger then the CEO and were all LV100!All five of them!I knew that the final climatic battle for toontown was about to begin!I,Coconut Poodleodoodle,was ready!My whole team was!We set back out for Bossbot HQ with the entire good cog army and all of the toons in the tooniverse!Even Mickey Mouse came with an army of disney characters.The earthquake got stronger as we approched the Bossbot's evil lair.Greyness still in the sky we climaticly battled with great spirit.Soon the Finalbots were soon defeated by the FCEO and the FVP and the FCJ and last but not least the FCFO.Soon all of the cogs were wiped out except for the Fs,all of the other toons went sad except for Coconut Poodledoodle,Flippy,and Bigfoot.Coconut quickly told Bigfoot about the Inscription and how that one of the brothers must correct the others.Bigfoot floated,higher and higher.Then his body started to glow.The glowing became fiercer and stronger,and then a blast of light flashed into the sky and the earthquakes ceased.The cogs were shrinking and bolts were flying everywhere.Bigfoot glowed even more and more one final climatic quake and flash the F's were destroyed entirely.Bigfoot vanished.When I returned to my house I found Bigfoot,turned into a baby.In the end,all of the cogs were destroyed,all of the toons were happy,the sky was clearer then ever.All traces of the cogs were destroyed and everyone in that cave in Lawbot HQ came back to life.Coconut's father returned stronger and happier then ever!

I hope this gives me like a 100 merits.I worked hard for 2 weeks to make this story agreeable to history.

[pdstan512]

The Complete Entire Library of Cogs found!!!

Ive found a new breakthrough all thanks to the flunky, as me tooniesty an boo boo started the surgery to study a cogs parts yes I did find why cogs steal blackbored earsers because simply they are allergic to chalk and
I did find somthing that helped boo boo in his case but the thing i am talking about is a updated link to The Complete Entire Library of Cogs , I used my multi gag tool to open a strange looking box in the middle of the cogs operating system. With my hacking tool I was able to find anything about cogs from what brand of paint they use to the when invasions will be ordered this is the breakthrough we've been looking for

- pdstan512

[Tooniesty]

HEY NICE STORY!!! very good, and aproveable, but u know that last part hasnt EXACTLY happened yet right???
and u did read that one post riht??? that now the toons are weaker and the cogs are stronger, and all of the FCJ and crud are baack still, yup. . .
well yes they just battled and we won!!!! the Final bots are rebuilt, but there is still some more battles, and BBHQ has hidden itself again, that was an amazing battle indeed. . .
when the Final bots are built again, we can destroy all cogs. . . may i share a secret here at CRL???

alright, listen, all of the toon world is under cog control, all grey. . .
it is sad, all of toon town is in a box type of thing, and the cogs put it around so tt doesnt beleive the toon world is destroyed

the only connections to the toon world are cashbot hq sell bot hq, and boss bot hq

law bot hq is ACTUALLY in toontown!!!
because of the secret history in page 2. . . the law bots arent allowed to know about the rest of the toon world just like us. . . we cant get passed the hq's to prove this. . . this is one of the biggest secrets
ever


DO REMEBER COCONUT
that the F's are stronger than ever. . . the cogs are stronger and we the toons are weaker because the Final bots did not do their legacy and u charged in to the FCEO and FCJ. . . sadly, i checked the pillars, and it is not yet glowing, when it is, we can actually destroy the F's for good!!!!
ur main story is done... but not ur destiny, i know this from the ancient bots. . . . the wise and powerful FCS and the FMD have told me this, i know ur destiny, it is not destroying all of the evil cogs i will say. . .

u are now an intern pdstan, and u have 100 more merits coconut, with the promotion, u can staart to earn medals and u get a party when u can

[Roxy Sparkledoodle]

After battling a cog during the VP, using only squirt gags, after it blew up I saw a strange thing where the pocket is. It was like a calculator and said Error on its screen. I started messing with it before the sckelecog round and found out that you can switch what kind of cog it is, like when i pressed 1=0, it stayed Sellbot. 2=0, Lawbot, and so forth.. That means that cogs may change themselves to whatever other type they wish..

Also, even before heading into the towers, I saw something on one of the cog statues. I jumoed as high as i could and.. there was a small box filled with pictures. A dusty photo of a Goon was labeled Skelecog prototype. A picture of Toontown Central playground was labeled Target #1. In the bottom there was onle last picture. It was a picture of a part of Minnie's Melodyland full of buildings, dark clouds above it, cogs walking everywhere. The last picture was labeled Cog natio- . I think the Cog who labeled these doidn't have enough time. There was a gear attatched to each pictue, and they resemble letters. I will look around TT to find more things like that..

[mebot2]

Before I report of the events that transpired in Sellbot Towers, Let me give some background for the Cog President.

When Cog HQ was being built, the cog groups were working together to take over Toontown. But for some reason, they started to argue about what should happen once they take over. So one of the Board Heads suggested a leader of all cogs to help the groups stay on track. So with the 4 groups working together, they established a prototype Cog boss, the President.

But after the clunky boss was defeated by toons, the groups blamed each other and split up, only working together business-wise. The Sellbots had responsibility of the uncompleted HQ and the majorly damaged President. They took the President, unconsious, and locked him up deep into Sellbot towers. They tried to replicate the powerful President, but came up with a weaker, more compact Boss we know as the modern V.P.

I have reason to believe that he his locked in the archives, locked with a huge lock. I searched for it untill Smokey had located it in a Toontown Central Mailbox with a false bottom. Now I have a desicion. Should I unlock the door and face the spiteful President, or should I give it to Leroy to be destroyed? I'll think about this, and get back with part 2.

-Deputy Boo Boo, 113 laff

[Buster ThunderFoot]

Report #231
December 7, 2007
0514 hours
Caashbot Headquarters, Donald's Dreamland.

I had set up a stakeout point in Cashbot Headquarters, where my mind was set on several things. One of them being to a find a possible clue to the location of "the first cog ever created." The second one, finding a way to hi-jack a train. Those trains were loaded most defintely, filled with stolen beans and whatever muck the cogs could call "currency." Free ride, free beans, and perhaps a free chance to pay the CEO a little visit. How can any toon resist?

I had set up my area and began writing a report of my observations. Yatta Yatta Yatta,. The Model V45 Commuter Train arrives in the Bullion Station at 7:00 PM with gold and silver to be standardized, Freight Trains stop at the Coin staion every 15 minutes to drop off looted Jellybeans, and high-speed trains with cogs serving community service stop at the dollar station once every 17 days.

Below is a map of my hypothesis.



1.Donald's Dreamland
2.Lawbot HeadQuarters
3.Cashbot Headquarters.
4.Sellbot Headquarters.

I believe that a system of trains lies underground Toon Town Central, with it being the main station, and what all cogs use as transportation if flying does not cut it.

The clouds cover unknown areas that I will eventually explore with my plan to hitch a ride on the high-speed train to Lawbot HQ. Wish me luck

Buster Thunderfoot signing out.

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by Buster ThunderFoot

Report #231
December 7, 2007
0514 hours
Caashbot Headquarters, Donald's Dreamland.

I had set up a stakeout point in Cashbot Headquarters, where my mind was set on several things. One of them being to a find a possible clue to the location of "the first cog ever created." The second one, finding a way to hi-jack a train. Those trains were loaded most defintely, filled with stolen beans and whatever muck the cogs could call "currency." Free ride, free beans, and perhaps a free chance to pay the CEO a little visit. How can any toon resist?

I had set up my area and began writing a report of my observations. Yatta Yatta Yatta,. The Model V45 Commuter Train arrives in the Bullion Station at 7:00 PM with gold and silver to be standardized, Freight Trains stop at the Coin staion every 15 minutes to drop off looted Jellybeans, and high-speed trains with cogs serving community service stop at the dollar station once every 17 days.

Below is a map of my hypothesis.



1.Donald's Dreamland
2.Lawbot HeadQuarters
3.Cashbot Headquarters.
4.Sellbot Headquarters.

I believe that a system of trains lies underground Toon Town Central, with it being the main station, and what all cogs use as transportation if flying does not cut it.

The clouds cover unknown areas that I will eventually explore with my plan to hitch a ride on the high-speed train to Lawbot HQ. Wish me luck

Buster Thunderfoot signing out.

cool, could u send me that pic??? i can give u about 15 for that picture. . .

[pdstan512]

Ok yes awsum im an intern but me celebrating about that must wait is there any thing that i can do?

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by pdstan512

Ok yes awsum im an intern but me celebrating about that must wait is there any thing that i can do?

well, u could go and dissect more cogs. . . and also, U COPIED MY BOOT CABIN #7 THING, BUT IN CRL LAB FORM!!!!!!

[pdstan512]

oops srry didnt know it was #7 ill change it

[Dream Dancer]

I've made an interesting discovery. Most Cogs are totally unable to detect emotion in Toons. Since it is so hard for a computer brain to do so, they all but gave up for quite some time. Recently, however, they designed a bit of very interesting technology that can read a Toon's emotions straight out of their heads. It's still developing, and easy to fool, but it's out there. This is how the Cogs make sure the Toons they put to work as VP Cog controllers aren't traitors. Fortunately for Toons, it's only really effective on normally calm, mild Toons. Being hyper makes the system malfunction, and the Cogs have to just take your word. Those Toons are still watched, but not exactly very closely. Cogs like business stuff, not babysitting.

Because of this malfunction in their technology, I have managed to reach the very highest levels of Sellbot Toon-Cogs. As you most likely know, Cogs have to collect a certain amount of Merits to be promoted. Through trial and error, Toons have already discovered how many Merits each Cog type and level will need to be promoted. What they haven't figured out yet is how exactly the Sellbot promotion system works.

As we all know, defeating a Sellbot can earn a Toon Merits. Depending on the Cog's level and where and when you beat it, you get different amounts of Merits. These Merits are acquired by stealing them from the defeated Cog.

In order for a Sellbot to gain Merits, it must attack Toons. Sending a Toon back to the playground isn't needed, only hurting the Toon is. For every laff point a Sellbot Cog takes away, it gains a Merit. Bigger Cogs need more Merits simply because they hurt a lot more when they attack. The bigger the Cog, the more Merits it can carry at once in its Merit holder before it must take them back to Sellbot HQ and put them into a Merit bank. Of course, most Sellbots get greedy and try to hurt just a few more Toons and just take the Merits back in their hands. These ones are normally destroyed in the explosion when defeated, unlike the ones in the Merit safety box. Depending on how big a Sellbot is, you can find out how many Merits are likely to survive the explosion when you defeat the Cog.


Link for Leroy: http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/86074b10de.jpg

Merits are, of course, the primary currency in Sellbot HQ. You aren't supposed to, but Sellbots often trade Merits to other Sellbots for services like new parts or suit polishing. This happens most often after a Mr. Hollywood totally maxes out and has no further use for all the Merits he gathers. This has been extremely helpful in getting promoted for me, since I don't dare attack other Toons myself. While Cogs aren't very good at detecting emotion in Toons, they do experience it themselves. One of their very favorite pass times is listening to stories of Toons doing dumb things. Since almost anything a Toon does is considered amusing to them, (Cogs can safely laugh if they are in as dull and grey an environment as Sellbot Towers) I have way more stories than I'll probably ever need. Ever since the "Maxed Hollywoods Club" found out about my talent, I've been gathering Merits almost faster than any other Cog ever. In another day or two, I'll be a maxed Hollywood myself, and I'll be able to find out what a true maxed Hollywood does next.

I'm off to meet the "Maxed Hollywoods Club" for another show! See you again soon!

Dream Dancer

[pdstan512]

Hello most of you know me, Smokey formerly known as Sir Z.Z. now your freindly nieghborhood cog surgeon/parts speciallist/interogater
Got a captured cog bring it by ill take it a part, got a part to a cog you dont know bring it by ill classify it for you , need info out of one bring him by to my lab, thanks
- pdstan512

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by pdstan512

Hello most of you know me, Smokey formerly known as Sir Z.Z. now your freindly nieghborhood cog surgeon/parts speciallist/interogater
Got a captured cog bring it by ill take it a part, got a part to a cog you dont know bring it by ill classify it for you , need info out of one bring him by to my lab, thanks
- pdstan512

alright, i have a few announcements. . . . first, everyone who is currently a Researcher rank, will start to be counted for medals on page 7, understood???
second, sirbonzobluehorse has a new clan, ttcia, i would like everyone to check it out, and a couple of u to join, it is really fun. . .
third, as of yesterday at 830 pm, i was officialy accepted in the toon council!!!
i am officialy head of cog research in TOONTOWN!!!!

[Evil Kid John]

ok ill join......