Cog Research Lab (crl)

[Dream Dancer]

The Cogs have found out about this thread, and they're stealing reports! The report I made yesterday (before the Leroy Mannequin but after explaining a sticky), along with my report on the map, has vanished! Keep a close eye out for peculiar acting people guys, one of 'em may be a Cog in disguise!

Seeing as nobody has felt like posting today, I think I'll just. . . You know. . . with this!

December 2, 2007

During the mass invasion of BoingyBoro, I did what no other Toon would think of doing: I went to battle the C.J.! He wasn't expecting anyone, so I managed to sneak in and get an up-close-and-personal demonstration of what happens! It went about like this.

Originally Posted by Notes on the Toon Trials

C.J.: I hereby find Mildred the Bean Counter guilty of stealing Cogbucks from the C.F.O. and sentence him to three weeks of community service in Cashbot HQ. For our next trial we have--

Dream Dancer: *walking to the middle of the room waving* Hi everyone! How ya doin'?

C.J. . . . A slight change of plans. We have a Toon on trial! You, what's your name?

Dream Dancer: Waitwaitwait, don't tell me. . . It's. . . Fred?

C.J. Okay then, Fred, you are hereby accused of sneaking into the Lawbot Courthouse. How do you plead?

Dream Dancer: Like this. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease give me the the cookie! I want the cookie so bad!!!

C.J. Err. . . Well, Cog jury, have you reached a verdict?

Jury: Insane! And guilty.

*Cogs haul Dream Dancer off to an undisclosed location to be imprisoned*

In summary, it goes about like this:
1. Toon enters room.
2. Chief Justice announces there is a Toon on trial.
3. Chief Justice asks Toon's name.
4. Toon gives C.J. his/her name.
5. C.J. accuses Toon of <insert accusation> and asks how Toon pleads.
6. Toon answers (guilty or innocent)
7. No matter what answer is given, C.J. asks jury if they have reached a verdict.
8. Jury announces Toon is guilty.
9. Toon is hauled off to Cog prison.

I found some more information though! The maps that the Cogs have aren't what I first thought they were. (see below for picture) They look like a map with big red arrows drawn on it! And they all point to the same place: A street corner in Minnie's Melodyland. I had the pieces all wrong! I thought the white stuff was supposed to go together. . . The Cogs that took me figured it out though. They went to the corner on the map, snuck into the shopkeeper's shop, opened the closet (an avalanche of junk fell out, and they had to put it back) and they all went in.

So now I have a great discovery!
Sellbot HQ runs sales and produces Cogs.
Cashbot HQ keeps track of and makes Cog money.
Lawbot HQ enforces the law and has Toon trials.
And now I found out that, in addition to bossing the other Cogs around, Bossbot HQ plays host to the Toon prisons!

So now I'm on my way to prison or the mines in Bossbot HQ, with my very own escort of Lawbots! Isn't that neat?!? I can't wait to get there! I can already hear my roomy complaining. . . *sighs happily*

I can't believe they actually let me send this letter while I was on my way, but they did! Maybe Lawbots aren't quite as smart as Toons think they are.

More updates as I'm able to send letters from Cog jail!

Dream Dancer, signing out.

P.S. If you see my twin sister in ToonTown, say hi! :P

[pdstan512]

hello hey tooniesty would it be too much truoble if i switch my crl resercher to my bear smokey pm me ill pm u a code

[mebot2]

I'm going to make a map of Sellbot Towers to show what those windows actually have in them other than the lobby and the roof/promotion chambers.

EDIT: Finished throwing together a map!

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by pdstan512

hello hey tooniesty would it be too much truoble if i switch my crl resercher to my bear smokey pm me ill pm u a code

its fine, give me a code


and u know dream dancer, that is pretty much correct, what theyre jobs are, except (havent put into the info section yet) that boss bots also make sure the other cogs are doin there jobs, u know, boss stuff. . .

BY THE WAY, im ur room mate. . . . got caught wi'll exploring the bossbot hq entrance. . . if u say HI one more time. . ., eh never mind

[tiffany11]

I want to join!! Hopefully I'm not too late. I am a 84 laffer called Princess Lemontwist.

Oh, and tell me the rulez, please. Thanks!



ps, NO PMS im packed

[mebot2]

Leroy, could you update the board?
The merit counts still haven't been updated, and the-

(That's the end of my posts for today!)

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by tiffany11

Oh, and tell me the rulez, please. Thanks!



ps, NO PMS im packed

coould u delete ANY message? well, there is really not any official rules yet, nothin has got out of hand. . .just do what it sAYS TOpost at the front, then we could get u in, and boo boo, there really isnt much to update, except u had earned 15 merits from some of ur extra stuff, so ya. . .

AH, boo boo !!!!! didnt see that map!!!! could u pm that to me so i may post on the front??? same with ur map dream dancer, u are hereby promoted to sheduled researcher boo boo, and 20 for dream for the map, need that map pmd dream dancer. . . so both of ur things need to be pmd to me

[Dream Dancer]

Quick notice for everyone, I'm back from Bossbot HQ with some very important information. As soon as I get the time to, I'll be posting it here for everyone! Oh yeah, and that "twin sister" thing. . . That was a good makeup work, some nice clothes, and the Leroy Mannequin. Did anyone notice? :P

Leroy Mannequin Cogs are apparently very good at pretending to be other Toons. I wonder if they could be used against the Cogs by pretending to be a Big Wig or something. . .

Well, see you all tomorrow! Good night everyone!

~Dream Dancer

[coconutpoodledoodle]

I did'nt get much done today because I have to go at 8:00 eastern time.I did get half of part 7 done,its still a little bit under 7 because I still did'nt get any PM's on what the heck is going on in Cashbot HQ and I still need more Sellbot History info in order to completely revise the Sellbot.I'm working very hard on this private project that wont be unvieled to the public untill the turn of the year.

Part Seven:The Secret of the Cashbot trains,

As my day comes to a slow start I quickly head to Cashbot HQ to start a short investigation.I can't investigate too long becuase my estate is having Miss Crazy Wackytoons birthday party.As I continue through the entrance of Cashbot HQ I started to wonder what those trains are and what they do exactly.I saw boxes on the trains with cashbot symbols and boxes not on the trains with cashbot symbols.I started to think that ever since the ******bots died out the Bossbots entrusted the Cashbots to use some of they're money or cog bucks to make new cog weapons.I learned more about this by picking up papers from defeated Moneybags and One of them read,

The newest type of cog weapons have a newly installed drive system that must be delivered by the moneybags.

I also noticed the drive system,I quickly handed it to Flippy who carrying this mysterious device quickly fled to toon HQ.He said he would report back on what its main functions are when he returns to the Poodledoodle estate.I found a broken train at the back of the HQ and examined its exports,imports,and primary functions and decided to take all of the cog drive machines I could.I stuffed them in the bag hopefully to return it to Flippy.Then I saw two pillars at the back of the HQ.One had some script and the other as I gently chiseled to find out what type of mineral it contained had five pillars hidden inside.I gave the chisel to Twinkletoes and searched for the glowing totems that I saw in Sellbot HQ.I came with an idea that there was another cog type.This I could not confirm.Now I start to work my way to Lawbot HQ to see if they have these totems.

I hope that gives at least 5 merits.And by the way...Tooniesty...You said I have 45 merits and you never added that 45 to my merit count.I only have 40instead of 45.

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by coconutpoodledoodle

I did'nt get much done today because I have to go at 8:00 eastern time.I did get half of part 7 done,its still a little bit under 7 because I still did'nt get any PM's on what the heck is going on in Cashbot HQ and I still need more Sellbot History info in order to completely revise the Sellbot.I'm working very hard on this private project that wont be unvieled to the public untill the turn of the year.

Part Seven:The Secret of the Cashbot trains,

As my day comes to a slow start I quickly head to Cashbot HQ to start a short investigation.I can't investigate too long becuase my estate is having Miss Crazy Wackytoons birthday party.As I continue through the entrance of Cashbot HQ I started to wonder what those trains are and what they do exactly.I saw boxes on the trains with cashbot symbols and boxes not on the trains with cashbot symbols.I started to think that ever since the ******bots died out the Bossbots entrusted the Cashbots to use some of they're money or cog bucks to make new cog weapons.I learned more about this by picking up papers from defeated Moneybags and One of them read,

The newest type of cog weapons have a newly installed drive system that must be delivered by the moneybags.

I also noticed the drive system,I quickly handed it to Flippy who carrying this mysterious device quickly fled to toon HQ.He said he would report back on what its main functions are when he returns to the Poodledoodle estate.I found a broken train at the back of the HQ and examined its exports,imports,and primary functions and decided to take all of the cog drive machines I could.I stuffed them in the bag hopefully to return it to Flippy.Then I saw two pillars at the back of the HQ.One had some script and the other as I gently chiseled to find out what type of mineral it contained had five pillars hidden inside.I gave the chisel to Twinkletoes and searched for the glowing....to be continued.

I hope that gives at least 5 merits.And by the way...Tooniesty...You said I have 45 merits and you never added that 45 to my merit count.I only have 40instead of 45.

oops sorry about that, let me fix that for u, plus the 5, then i need to get ur stuff recorded in the front somehow. . . also, the SELL BOTS make the things, the cashbots just give the money to the sell bots to make the things, hm, that is strange why the cash bots would make a weapon. . . KEEP UP THE RESEARCH! u also have promoted

[Dream Dancer]

I'm back from Bossbot HQ everyone! I found out what happens to Toons who are sent there, and it just might be helpful in infiltrating Cog HQs!

Before I go ahead, I have a correction for that Cog hit points formula, Leroy. It doesn't work for level 12 Cogs. That formula says level 12 Cogs should have 182 hit points, but they actually have 200. The Cogs did this to confuse Toons when the first level 12 Cog went to ToonTown. All the Toons figured they'd have 182 hit points, so there were a lot of Toonup-TNT-Lure-Level1 combinations that got Toons badly injured until some nutcase decided to hit one with a birthday cake and a storm cloud and then hit it with bike horns until it finally exploded. Now we know that Cogs can sometimes be just as sneaky as Toons.

December 4, 2007

I was dumped in a cell for a while to make me more likely to cooperate. How was I supposed to know "cooperate" meant "watch T.V."? A pair of Flunkies had me strapped into a big metal chair and made me watch some movie the Cogs made. It was highly educational. I learned how to sell stuff! Then they issued me my very own TCS (Toon Cog Suit) and sent me to Sellbot HQ to be a Cog! I think the movie was supposed to make me dull and boring like the Cogs. . . It almost did. Luckily I was already half insane, so it wasn't as effective as it should have been. Now we know that half insane Toons can be sent to Bossbot HQ to become double agent Cogs!

Anyway, I was promoted from "Toon" (lowest level anything for Cogs) to Cold Caller! And it's official! Got my very own key to Cold Caller stuff (which is pretty much what Toons already know anyway). I've been assigned to being the V.P.'s secretary for a while. . . I hope he doesn't recognize me.

As to the Bossbot HQ information. . . There's a lot of it. I'll post what I can tonight and get it to you all as fast as I can!

I went back to the location of the street corner in Melodyland to take a look for the shop with the secret entrance to Bossbot HQ. I guess I was supposed to forget it with all that T.V. they made me watch, but luckily that map I posted reminded me.

Entry into Bossbot HQ all started in what is now Canto Help You on a corner in Melodyland. The Cogs rush in and go through the normal procedure for taking over a building. Mainly, telling everyone inside the building is dangerous and there's free ice cream at the playground while they fix the building. Then they hustle everyone out and call in the building. While they're waiting for the building, they open that stuffed closet behind the counter and move everything out of the way. Then they all go way in to a secret door in the back while the ones who stay behind for the building pile the junk back in and close the door again. It's perfect! Everyone just assumes the Cogs went in to take over the building, nobody realizes they go in to get to Bossbot HQ. And nobody cleans out such a messy closet, so the shopkeepers just let it sit and never find out.

When you get through the door in the back, there's a long set of dimly lit stairs that go so far into the earth that you can't see the bottom. And there's an elevator. The stairs are a backup in case Toons ever find the secret room. The whole thing is really just a hologram. You walk on a computer controlled escalator forever. When you try to go back, it switches direction and traps the Toons forever!

The elevator is hidden behind a fake wall which you can only get into with a special key that only high level Bossbots have, and aren't allowed to carry into Toontown with them so they can't be stolen by Toons. Once you're in the elevator, it takes you straight down to an enormous cavern miles beneath Toontown. Down even below the tombs and pillars Coconut Poodledoodle discovered. So far down that there is absolutely no light whatsoever and the Cogs are able to use the heat from the Earth itself to power the entire city.

The Cogs told me it was Bossbot HQ, but I think they may have been trying to trick me. There are way more than just Bossbots there. It looks like it just might be the Cog HQ that Leroy found a picture of! I only saw one section, the Toon Training Center, where they sent me. As soon as I get promoted enough (which isn't easy when you're a Toon Cog) I shall revisit and explore further. Until then, I only have the Toon Training Center.

Uh oh, some Toons are coming to battle the V.P. He'll be out soon. I'll finish reporting on the Toon Training Center as soon as Mr. V.P. comes back so I can finish without being discovered.

Dream Dancer, signing out.

[pdstan512]

hey guys guess what.... Todays my bday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey can you give me an assignment oh and i pmed you smokeys code and could you switch all my findings to smokey instead of sir z.z. (just take off sir zz i dont want 2 reserchers sorry if i sound rude by saying this but i just gotta make sure thanks)

major break through but i need you to pm me so i can confirm some stuff thanks tooniesty

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by pdstan512

hey guys guess what.... Todays my bday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey can you give me an assignment oh and i pmed you smokeys code and could you switch all my findings to smokey instead of sir z.z. (just take off sir zz i dont want 2 reserchers sorry if i sound rude by saying this but i just gotta make sure thanks)

major break through but i need you to pm me so i can confirm some stuff thanks tooniesty

alright, listen, i know where the boss bot HQ parade is! ( and if ur wondering, a cog parade is like a huge invasion to introduce somethin new and big of the cog's, they overrun streets and get lots of buildings to clear way for the parade, they march straight to the new thing, this time, its BBHQ). . .
ill post the way the boss bots are marching on the info section, they will march from CBHQ, to BBHQ.

[coconutpoodledoodle]

I'm just starting a draft for the 8th part.when pickleface corrects the other chapterz i will continue the full story,based on my reaserch:

I learned that the stone switch in Lawbot HQ leads to another type of cog that we cannot allow you to identify untill the leader is ready.

I need to defeat all of the other first cogs then go to bossbot HQ and defeat the first CEO.

Then I will make a sequel where Coconut will search the secrets of these mysterious cog types and defeat the first cogs that have turned evil.

I will review these with tooniesty amd set things straight.For now I just want 5 merits and thank you

~Agent~Coconut~Over~and~out~

[Tooniesty]

Originally Posted by coconutpoodledoodle

I'm just starting a draft for the 8th part.when pickleface corrects the other chapterz i will continue the full story,based on my reaserch:

I learned that the stone switch in Lawbot HQ leads to another type of cog that we cannot allow you to identify untill the leader is ready.

I need to defeat all of the other first cogs then go to bossbot HQ and defeat the first CEO.

Then I will make a sequel where Coconut will search the secrets of these mysterious cog types and defeat the first cogs that have turned evil.

I will review these with tooniesty amd set things straight.For now I just want 5 merits and thank you

~Agent~Coconut~Over~and~out~

hey coconut? what is that type that i am not ready to tell??? M, or A? or another????