The diary of the CEO

Trixie the cat · #1 (**permalink**) 05-30-2010, 05:09 PM

Sunday, 30th May 2010

I just found this pretty looking book, and decided to write in it, you know, like one of those diary or journal things. I'll start by telling you how my day went. It was commonly pleasant, like most other days. A Head Hunter decided it would be a good idea to lob an egg at my head, though. And here goes the flashback...

I was rolling through a corridor, and several Bossbot imbeciles come charging at me with honey, eggs, and what looked to be guacamole.
"Get him guys!" a Corporate raider yelled, as an egg came hurling towards me.
I quickly dodged it, but then another flew at me and I failed to dodge that one.
A Head Hunter let out a huge laugh, and the other cogs joined in with him.
"You nincompoops!" I shouted at the top of my voice, as they continued to point and laugh at the splatted egg yolk on my head.

It was truly horrific. For the rest of the day, I smelt like rotten eggs, thanks to that inconsiderate, timewasting bad excuse of a Head Hunter! And to make that even worse, everyone kept commenting on how bad I smelt for the rest of the day! One of my collegues walked in, then straight back out, shouting behind him, "You stink mister! Heard of showers?" I most certainly had, as I take one each morning! Collegues these days...

I shall hopefully write more tomorrow.

Sincerely, the CEO.

Smarticles · #2 (**permalink**) 05-30-2010, 05:21 PM

Nice! This will be interesting to watch for, I hope the Head Hunter doesn't do that too often to him!

Eternity53 · #3 (**permalink**) 05-30-2010, 06:07 PM

This will be interesting.
And I had a thought: is the head hunter a toon in disguise? xD

Trixie the cat · #4 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 12:29 PM

Thanks ;]

Monday, 31st May 2010

So today was just horrendous. I don't even know how to begin to explain what happened today. I really don't. Sometimes I really feel like I'm not even the boss at these Headquarters. I really do. I mean, I am these cogs' superior, and yet they still have the good will to humiliate me and destroy my day. I'm not joking, either. They think they are so big and clever, yet I'm the stinking boss of these jokes! Yes, I call them jokes. Because they are. Just one mistake of a cog, a joke.

So onto what happened. I was signing permission slips for a cog trip in my office, then a clumsy Flunky walks in, slipping on a piece of paper, then comes flying onto my desk, smudging my ink pen on the permission slips.
"Look what you've done you clumsy fool!" I screeched at him, as he quickly put a can of oil on my desk, then scurried off.
Now that was what annoyed me. He didn't even have the nerve to apologise for the mishap he had just caused!

I'll tell you this. That wasn't all that happened. So you know that Head Hunter that lobbed an egg at my head yesterday? He came back. To apologise. Or so I thought.
"Hey." he said calmly as he stepped into my office.
"And what is it you want?" I replied, signing the papers, as if I didn't really care.
"I just wanna apologise." he said shamefully, his tiny head staring at the strewn pieces of paper on the floor.
"For you being a boring moron of a boss!"
And you know what happened next? He lobbed an egg at my head, again! Then, he just ran out of my office!

I'm off to bed now, let's hope tomorrow is a better day.

Yours truly, the CEO.

cogcrusher8888 · #5 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 12:45 PM

ROFL! This is very funny!
Please do more

Trixie the cat · #6 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 06:04 PM

Thanks

You were my inspiriation for this :]
I would love to write more, but it's daily unfortunately :/

~ Your friend Trixie

Eternity53 · #7 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 07:09 PM

Hehe, I'm loving these! Good to know they are coming daily, and I won't have to wait to long for another!

cogcrusher8888 · #8 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie the cat

Thanks

You were my inspiriation for this :]
I would love to write more, but it's daily unfortunately :/

~ Your friend Trixie

Cool, I inspired someone!

That's what I meant about "writing more". Not multiple entries a day.

Trixie the cat · #9 (**permalink**) 05-31-2010, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cogcrusher8888

Cool, I inspired someone!

That's what I meant about "writing more". Not multiple entries a day.

Hehe, you are an amazing writer, can you blame me!?

Aha, well I do crave writing multiple ones, I guess I could do parts if I wanted ;]

Trixie the cat · #10 (**permalink**) 06-01-2010, 11:36 PM

Tuesday, 1st June 2010

Today, my hard shell was just cracked. Cracked into a million pieces. And those million pieces were hard to clear away. Well actually, it was mostly my oil tears that the cogs kept slipping on. It was the first time I had actually cried since I was a baby. Wanna know what caused it? A Corporate Raider managed to single-handedly make a grown cog boss cry. Single-handedly. Onto why; he managed to play a little prank, with his friends standing by to point and laugh. He came up with it all himself, though.

So what exactly drove me tears? I'll try to relive it just for you. *Gulp* Well, I was in a meeting with a bunch of pinhead Flunkies. As it it wasn't bad enough I had to associate with them, the prank was in front of ALL of them. No joke. I was explaining how they could be promoted and all that jazz, then flour falls from the ceiling, closely followed by honey, and a dozen eggs! I don't get the obsession with eggs! I was plastered from head to toe!

What happened next is what the real punchline was. The Corporate Raider fell from the ceiling right onto my head, squishing it completely!
"OW!" I screeched loudly, as the Corporate Raider fell about laughing, and the Flunkies soon joined in.
Also, his friends swung open the doors, and joined in the wild laughter. I was completely mortified. I was just so fed up of having to tolerate this nonsense on a daily basis! I struggled to hold the tears back, but it was like trying to stop a fast-moving train with your hands. They just sprang from my eyes, like several frogs that had been trapped in a box for weeks.

They soon created a massive pool of oil, which made the cogs laugh even more at me. I zoomed out of the room, as fast as my treads would go. Leaving behind my colleagues and such, but I hadn't a care in the world. Apart from what had just happened obviously. I rushed out of the Headquarters, finding a toon lying on the grass alone. Without realising until I was up close, I managed to squash her. Ah well, she was only an innocent rabbit. I headed swiftly for the exit to 'Chip and Dale's Acorn Acres' I had no idea where I was going, I just had to get away from Bossbot HQ.

cogcrusher8888 · #11 (**permalink**) 06-01-2010, 11:41 PM

ROFL! This is becoming interesting.

Trixie the cat · #12 (**permalink**) 06-02-2010, 01:02 PM

Thanks

Wednesday, 2nd June 2010

I arrived in 'Chip and Dales Acorn Acres'; and saw two chipmunks, with those names, trotting around like lost pigs. They spotted me immediatly, and rushed over and pulled out cream pies and started throwing them at me! I quickly turned around, and hurried through the tunnel I had just come through. Big mistake.

On the other side, there were about 60 toons ready with cream pies and selzter bottles. "You squashed our friend!" one of them yelled out. But instead of just standing there, I turned around and went back through the tunnel, whooshing past the clueless chipmunks.

I now went through another strange looking tunnel, and when I got through to the other side, there was some sort of boat sailing on the water. I spotted a toon fishing, and their jaw just dropped open, and they fainted. But no-one else seemed to be around. I was lost in Toontown, and I had no idea where I was, or what was going to happen. I just zoomed through a tunnel entitled 'Barnacle Boulevard'.