A Toon's Guide to Safer Seltzering

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Safer seltzering is planning your specific location to benifit either defensively(avoiding damage), offensively, or sometimes both. There are actually several things that you should look out for while enjoying your seltzer round. This guide will list things to watch out for defensively and other things to make you aware of the seltzer location of others. Right now, we focus on 8 tables, but additional table stratagies are soon to come after the original stratagies are finished.

Diagram Key:
Large dark green square: CEO
Red arrow on table: seltzer/CEO direction
Orange dot: Other Toon
Dark blue dot: You

THINGS TO WATCH OUT FOR DEFENSIVELY:

RUN OVER/FORE FALLOUT:

This is when you are in a "row" of three or more tables.

When the CEO is in a corner table, sometimes there is a toon on the opposite side (There is a less common line that will be displayed in the diagrams.). While you are tempted to get on the one between that toon and the CEO for a closer shot, there is a high chance that you when he starts towards that toon behind you or does his fore attack, you will get the "fallout" of the attack that was meant for them.
Below are the two types of fallout positions:



FACING THE CEO:

If you get a table and it's facing the CEO, be warned. If the CEO is close enough, he can run you over without a second to react. Even if you're farther away, the extra few seconds that you could have used while he turns around could have been the difference between being run over or escaping if you're lagging a bit.


SELTER BOTTLE FACING OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROM CEO:

This is not a big issue, but it affects all seltzer bottles at some time. This is when the seltzer bottle takes several seconds to turn it towards the CEO. This part is not dangerous, but the CEO can use this time to take a shot at you or even run over you! If you want to use it anyway, turn it while he's attacking someone else and do it fast!


NEAR DISTANCE:

Rarely, the CEO will be right next to the table. This is a great oppertunity to get some hits in in a matter of 1-2 seconds at a time, but it can cost you 20 laff. Like facing the CEO, you will have no time to react to him coming towards you. There's an even rarer chance that he will squash your table merely by turning around to run over someone else!


This guide is under contruction, so suggestions would be great!