Very Disgusted -CEO 12:45 PST

[PennySparkleface]

Here to vent, and also, maybe the toon who was in the CEO with us today will read this.
GREEN 110lp lureless Dog:
I am so shocked by your behavior. I have seen a lot in my few years of playing TT, but I have never seen a toon act so selfish!
The first cog round, you kept switching your gags, and saying "Sorry, I can't", when asked to use toon up or sound. Using only the gags u wanted!! I thought to myself, well maybe this is a youngster playing, so I, and the others on our side worked with your gag selections.
Everything went wrong in the waiter round. You asked "Would you like some help?" Then said "I think not." That's when I realized you were not in the CEO to help us win.
When the squirting round came, you Stood on the stage where the CEO comes out from, STOOD THERE AND DID NOTHING BUT LAUGH WHEN A TOON GOT HIT BY THE CEO! Me and the 4 other toons left were all under 30 lps and you saw this then stood in the corner eating ALL THE SNACKS so we couldn't get any.
If I ever see you play like this again, I will report you. I am also spreading the word to any fellow toon's working BBHQ not to go into battle with you. I am a firm believer in Karma. What goes around comes around. You should be thanking us for the WIN today in the CEO.

[Dr. Pancake Dandyroni]

I hate to say it...but that kind of rudeness is becoming more common on the runs. We had such a player in vp last night. Who insisted on using small sound by himself on 11's.
Not listening to our pleas to not do so. Lucky for us, he was his only victim.
I think if some of these parents were aware of just how nasty their children are acting, they would be ashamed by their behavior.
Now, before anyone jumps me...I'm not saying all bad play is intentional...What I'm saying is there are a lot of kids out there that are just being down right rude. I would love to see the parents catch them at their worse, so that this kind of behavior is stopped.
You did a great job handling the situation. I hope that I never come across this player myself. I have had other situations, where you know it's not a small child, it is someone causing trouble. PLEASE PARENTS!!!!!!!!! Watch your children. I know it's a kids game. But if a mean child does this to an adult, imagine how your child would feel if it was happening to them

[HappyPancake]

Probably the same dog (hoping it is actually; hoping there are not too many of them in TT), but I had a dog on a CCG run like this- all he did was run around during the squirting (didn't notice if he was lureless or not) collecting toonups from the conveyor belts and just running around not helping. When I finally noticed what he was doing I kept whispering help!, and he'd whisper Sorry I can't or Oh well. We were having such a hard time with it and there were only 3 of us left. Lucky for the (determined) two of us remaining, he never seemed to catch on that if you just stand at the opening for the food belts, you'll get hit with a lot of fores, so RIGHT RIGHT (like, bare milliseconds) as we killed the CEO he went sad. When we got back to DD, I whispered "Did you win? Yes. Haha!" I'm barely ever this rude, but I was totally stunned at that behavior.
I looked his name up, but couldn't find him on here or on CCG's website, so he was just a random. I reported his name to a CCG ambassador with SS's of him just running and standing around.
It looks like his ignorance has reached new levels.

Seriously: WHY OH WHY do people do this?? It's like playing both hands of Go Fish with the whole "pond" upturned! What is the fun in it? I'll never understand.

[Senior VP Sellbot]

ok also watch out for this red duck, who wants u to only use the golf tee! Actually i hope you read this duckl! You are by far, the RUDEST toon i have ever had the displeasure of meeting! The way you commanded EVERYONE to use the golf tee and only u to use the seltzer bottle was stupid in many ways. For one, you cannot tell ANY toon what to do and just expect them to obey. Second there are only 4 tees anyway! So just how did you expect everyone to use them? Second, any time some1 else wud even get on a table, u wud get behind them and stink them until they got off. This is very distracting if your trying to pay attention. And the way u hogged the food was mean too! You had over 50 and that dog had very little. And you had the nerve to say "don't even think about it!" when she tried to get some snacks. You were so mean and always angry after everything u said. If ppl take a little bit to kill leftover cogs you hav no right to get all mad and say hurry up about 100 times. That just made me wanna take longer to make u more mad! Grow up! Idk if ur a kid or an adult but u need to shape up!

In short, if u read this be warned, i know ur species, color, and name. If you act like this again with me present, I WILL report you because that was downright inappropriate and ridiculous. Either play fair and friendly or don't play at all.

[Thing One]

Yeah, I played with the red duck before. He was soo annoying. But we still won despite him.