The C.E.O

[maxmax123]

Well after taking my time with getting the parts for my suit, I went in to the C.E.O battle for the first time on open. I was hoping people would know what to do. So after alot of shuffle while listening to the Tech report podcast 3 My sf Callie and I started our C.E.O cog battle. Things were abit rough but fairly smooth up until the C.E.O started fighting us. It was ok at first but everyone started to loiter around far corners or the snack belts. So we started to lose firepower against ther C.E.O and some started bailing while some maybe went sad. So then we had 4 people me,Callie,a rabbit, and a mouse. The mouse was taking hits and was laffing up with snacks I let him take my snacks because he was lower than 20 in laff. The rabbit on the other hand was a chicken and kept trying to laff up when he was at 60 laff or just stood in a corner. So the battle raged on and when the C.E.O got to red it gave us some hope for victory. THe rabbit had 60 laff and kept asking for a tu, callie, the mouse, and I were low and the c.e.o had just smashed the 2nd belt so I used my last max tu unite and I rallied the team and I thought we could make it, I couldnt have been more wrong. In a matter of minutes the mouse and rabbit were sad and it was only me and callie left. For a minute or too before she went sad too. So It was just me left,ducking dodging and diving for my life a kept hitting the c.e.o and he couldnt touch me. His health light remained red though and the only thing on my mind was WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!!!!!!! I kept hitting him but after a while one attack connected with me dealing enough damage to insa-pwn a toon half-way though Daisy Gardens, in other words 40+ damage. So I pressed on dodging his attacks with great skill and caution until another connected and later, another leaving me at 1 laff. Then I bailed, He never got to blinking red health.

A message for toons in the C.E.O

1: DONT LEAVE TILL THE VERY END!!!!

2: KEEP HITTING THE C.E.O ONLY UNTIL YOUR LAFF IS LOWER THAN 31

and finally and most important 3: DONT BE GREEDY WITH SNACKS AND LET SADDER TOONS GET THEM FIRST!!!!


If there are any of those have-no-life-gotta-max-it-now! toons Id be thankful If I could C.E.O with any of you guys.
I may just be a flunky but im not just spunky but also very hardcore skilled at these things and would do great with good comrads.



NUFF SAID

[Big Coconut]

Sorry your first CEO experience was a bad one. The fact is, BBHQ is still quite new and there are a lot of CEO newbies, who won't know what to do for a few CEOs. The one thing I don't agree with is goodies. In the other battles, you don't toon-up until your laff is low. This battle is different. Everyone usually gets low at about the same time, resulting in a dogpile of toons fighting for the goodies in a hunched quarter. Toons with 70-80 laff think they don't need goodies and watch as they slowly fall off the belt. Even if your laff is slightly below, take them. It's better than letting them fall (unless there's another toon with low laff... I tell them to take the snacks) Toonup in the CEO is gradual. Take a set of the goodies for +10, go back to the tee/seltzer. If everyone does that and shares the goodies, not just as you are at low laff, but throughout the ENTIRE BATTLE, things might be different. If no one is taking them- take them! Don't waste the cake!

B.Coconut

[WJ_Thunderpop]

Yeah, I went with the CCG on my first time through there, and we won. I like to keep myself up to 40 Laff Points at least, but above that, I won't take any goodies unless, like Big Coconut said, they are about to fall off the edge. I'm quite good with doging the CEO's attacks (I've only been in there twice!), so I usually didn't have to get snacks often.

The whole team just has to work together! IMO, Toons with more Laff points left should be the ones squirting the CEO, unless it's your first time through, and your not sure what to do. I actually had I nice Toon help me out on my first time, and she helped a lot! She told me what to do, and when. Like I said, I've only been in there twice, and I'm already comfortable with the contols of everything! Now that you've been in there once, it should be much easier for you!