Got Bingo Jokes?

Beautiful Brunette · #1 (**permalink**) 12-14-2004, 11:57 PM

I do
what do we use 4 bingo & goes good together?

Fish N' chips

Illy Jet · #2 (**permalink**) 12-15-2004, 03:45 AM

Oh i have one

Why was Prince furball unhappy

because sombody stoll his dock in the box

And also Prince Furballs my Little star

P.S.Im a girl but i have a boy because i was going to make a toon named garfield but they wouldn't take it and i fell in love with him(u know what i mean)

William & Sandy · #3 (**permalink**) 12-15-2004, 04:08 AM

What has no legs, or arms but it does have 4 heads?

BINGO - Four Corners (All electric eels or w/e that fish is called)

Petera · #4 (**permalink**) 12-15-2004, 05:17 AM

There was a toon named "Bingo", then another toons name was "Stop That". Then one bingo wednesday, Stop that was playing bingo, and Bingo just got back from a stressfull VP. Stop That got a win, "BINGO!" yelled Stop That, "What's up?" replied Bingo, Then Stop That got another bingo "BINGO!" he said again, so Bingo ran over and stood right in front of Stop That and said, "What's up?" But Stop That ignored him because he thought the toon was just there to bother him. "BINGO!" yelled Stop That again, now Bingo was extremly angry, so he stood in the way of Stop That and said, "Hey! Stop that!" and Stop That said, "Are you talking to me?" "Yeah!" replied Bingo, "What's up? Can I help you?" said Stop That, and Bingo replied "Yeah! Stop that!" And Stop That said, "What toontask are you working on?" "Stop that! You stink!" said Bingo in anger. Then a toon named "You Stink" had just entered the playground, "What's up?" said You Stink, and Bingo was REALLY ANGRY! Then he started yelling "Stop that! You stink! Stop that! You stink!" and the two toons kept saying "What's up?" and then Bingo logged off ToonTown and reported the toons saying, "There are TWO toons that I'd like to report, their names are "Stop That" and "You stink", and they kept bugging me." Then the people from ToonTown asked Bingo what they did to bug him, so Bingo told them the whole story, so they said, "Well, you WERE calling them over."

The End!

kimberley · #5 (**permalink**) 12-19-2004, 11:55 PM

I bet that by the time it's wednesday there will be a person called BINGO cause that would mean that all they do is fishing and they would never complete there tasks.
I'm going to try that!
See you later!
bye!