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| Anchorage Branch Office The bottom of the corporate ladder Archive for Cog HQ |
I'm tired of hi level toons acting like know it alls
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I always try to politely warn away the newbie toons from the risky areas before getting nasty with them. I think that's just the decent thing to do... but I can at least understand the high-level toons who dispense with the politeness and jump right to the "go away!" You'll understand once you're in our shoes... when you're trying to do yet another bullion mint, trying to finish up hours and hours of boring cogbuck runs, and you're stuck in front of an elevator because of some newbie who has absolutely no business being there.
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Toon A: Let's go! Toon B: Woo hoo! Toon C: Bring it on! Toon D: Yeah! (Toons A, B, and C get in the elevator. Before Toon D gets in, Toon X takes up the fourth spot. Toons A, B, and C leave.) Toon A: No. Toon B: This isn't what you need. Toon C: I think this is too risky for you. (Toons B, C, and D get in the elevator. Toon X follows. Toons B, C, and D leave.) Toon B: No. Toon C: Sorry! Toon D: I think this is too risky for you. Toon A: Yes. Toon A: I think this is too risky for you. (Toons A, C, D, and X get in the elevator. Toons A, C, and D leave again.) Toon C: No!!! Toon B: Stop that! Toon X: Don't be mean! Toon A: Sorry! Toon A: I think this is too risky for you. Toon X: No. Toon A: Yes. Toon A: Let's go to Toontown Central! Toon X: No. Toon X: Let's go in the elevator! (Toon X gets in the elevator alone. Nobody follows. As the timer ticks down, Toon X leaves.) Toon X: Let's go! Toon B: Please go away! Toon X: Don't be mean! (Toon X gets in the elevator again. Nobody follows, and he gets back out. At this point, in teleports Toon Y, a newbie with 21 Laffs.) Toon A: You've got to be kidding... Toon B: I think this is too risky for you. Toon X: Let's go! (Toons A, B, and C manage to get in the elevator, but this time Toon Y follows. They leave again.) Toon C: For crying out loud! Toon D: This isn't what you need. Toon D: Sorry! Toon Y: Let's go! Toon A: I think this is too risky for you. Toon X: No. Toon Y: No. Toons A, B, and C simultaneously: Yes. (Toon D, feeling lucky, tries again. This time both Toons X and Y follow, and he leaves in disgust.) Toon B: Please go away! Toon C: (getting nowhere with being nice) You stink! Toon A: Yes. Toon A: You stink! Toon X: Hey! Toon Y: That wasn't nice! Toon B: Please go away! (Once again, our heroes give it another go. Toon Y makes it in the elevator, ruining it for the rest of them. In comes Toon Z, with a whopping 17 Laff.) Toon A: For crying out loud! Toon Z: Let's go in the elevator! Toon B: No!!! Toon C: I think this is too risky for you. Toon Z: Don't be mean! Toon Y: We can do this! (Toon Z gets in the elevator. Toons X and Y follow, nobody else does. They leave again.) Toon X: Let's go! Toon Y: Let's go! Toon Z: Don't be mean! (Finally, Toon A has had enough.) Toon A: Let's go! (Toon A gets in the elevator. Toons X, Y, and Z follow. Toon A gets out of the elevator, but immediately hops back in. Toons B, C, and D suppress giggles.) Toon A: Let's go! Toon X: Hooray! Toon Y: We can do this! Toon A: Yes. Toon X: Let's go! (As the timer ticks down to 1 second, Toon A suddenly hops out. With no time left, the elevator door closes on Toons X, Y, and Z, leaving A, B, C, and D free to enter.) Toon B: You did it! Toon C: Nice shot! Toon D: You are a genius! Toon A: Thanks! (They enter the elevator and finally get their cogbucks, after wasting 15 minutes dancing with newbies who don't listen.) Believe me, every high-level toon is reading this and nodding. Every high level toon has been there and done that. We're sick of it. |
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My laff is 65
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Low laffers have it MUCH easier now with the VP being so much easier. I didn't have this luxury and had to do it the hard way, before they made the factory and the VP way too easy.
Want to know what's REALLY annoying? Short changes that come in to fight the CFO and don't listen to us EXPERIENCED players when we tell them not to throw a safe. Then you have the players that throw a safe and after it sticks, they giggle and say " Yeah! ". Why on earth would you want to make this game more miserable than it already is?? I will not become friends with, get in an elevator with or fight ANY cogs with lower level toons because, well...they're inexperienced and I've had TOO MANY bad experiences with people who don't know what they're doing.
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