The most annoying part about noobs...

[Duff McPwned]

...is that when you say it's too risky, they just start arguing. I mean, if one person it's too risky, and 6 others say "Me too", DON'T YOU THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT??? Nothing can get them away. They just WILL NOT leave. I love being an M&S because of the phrases like "You had better move out of my way" and also, when they argue, you can say "Watch out toon, you're on shaky ground". Sadly, I'm going to be a Two Face after one more win and I will lose those phrases. I wish you could keep them

[Exodia]

i wish i had a suit...

[bumpenmuffin]

Turk, I think this is too risky for you.

[bumpenmuffin]

You'd think after repeated "I think this is too risky for you, please go away", etc. messages, and a couple elevator shuffles the low toon would figure out no one wants to go with them. I just have two words for those toons "no class".

[BellyRina]

Originally posted by Fat Bebop
.. I love being an M&S because of the phrases like "You had better move out of my way" and also, when they argue, you can say "Watch out toon, you're on shaky ground". Sadly, I'm going to be a Two Face after one more win and I will lose those phrases. I wish you could keep them

I wish we could keep the phrases we want too! It would be a nice reward for defeating the VP.

As for the thread topic. There are soooooooo many things about other toons (from 15-105 laff) that annoy me. I have my own way of dealing with them accordingly

[Duff McPwned]

That's the thing. It's almost like they're computers, and not even humans. They just DON'T GET IT. Why didn't Disney make a district for 80+ laffers only? Elevator shuffling, stinky phrases, I think this is too risky for you, AND THEY STILL DON'T GET THE D*** POINT! I'm not going to be a Two Face today because I have not been able to find a district without any noobs ALL DAY. Everytime you have 7 good people, a noob walks in. It never fails. Disney had better put out an 80+ only district, otherwise, Sellbot HQ will be overrun with noobs. The other thing is, where are they all coming from? I don't know why there are so many noobs today, and why I can't find a group. The worst part, though, is still that the just don't get it. Here is a converstaion with me and a 59 laffer in the lobby today

Me: I think this is too risky for you
Me: Please go away!
(He is a lvl 3, so of course he thinks he's all great)
Him: No
Me: Yes
Him: No
Me: Yeah!
Him: No!!!
Me: Watch out toon, you're on shaky ground
Him: I can't understand you
Me: Move it or lose it
Him: I can't understand you
Me: You had better move out of my way
Him: I can't understand you
Me: I think this is too risky for you
Him: Boy, did your wires get crossed.

***? If anyone's wires got crossed, it's his!

[BellyRina]

Originally posted by bumpenmuffin
You'd think after repeated "I think this is too risky for you, please go away", etc. messages, and a couple elevator shuffles the low toon would figure out no one wants to go with them. I just have two words for those toons "no class".

That's where the phrase "Yule be sorry" comes in handy... can't say I didn't warn you!

[BellyRina]

Originally posted by Fat Bebop
That's the thing. It's almost like they're computers, and not even humans. They just DON'T GET IT. Why didn't Disney make a district for 80+ laffers only? Elevator shuffling, stinky phrases, I think this is too risky for you, AND THEY STILL DON'T GET THE D*** POINT!

Maybe if enough of us complain to the Disneybots they will change it? I have emailed them several times on this. I only get the computer response of "thank you for your comments... blah blah blah...."

[bumpenmuffin]

The other thing is, where are they all coming from?

I won't go on the factory elevator with anyone under 70 lp. I'll tell them it's too risky (even though they COULD make it through the factory) and of course they don't understand why I'm telling them that but it's the closest phrase I have to telling them why. If I help an under 70erish get cog parts, they will soon be annoying me at the VP elevator. Ditto on too bad there's no lp restriction on getting into the factory & VP building.

[denisse]

Originally posted by Fat Bebop
...Everytime you have 7 good people, a noob walks in...

if you have 7 good people and 1 noob, you can still win. you dont need 7 people to win. the riskiest one i did, i was the only 100+ laffer, there were 2 toons in their 50's and the rest were in 70's and 80's. we won w/no problems whatsoever, everyone of us survived and i even didnt lose that many laffs. granted i did have to do things a little differently but adapting is no problem for me and most of my gags are maxxed anyway so i can just use whatever is best needed. anyway, my point is i had lots of fun. probably more fun than running around trying to only do it w/"good" laffers.

[Duff McPwned]

Say you have 5 or 6 good people waiting. I may be just cursed, but this, not once in my life, has failed. Every single solitary time we have 5 or 6 good people, either a noob or two will walk in, or all of a sudden, toons will start pouring in, noob or not. I swear, this has never failed to happen once in my life, ever. I think I just realized that now. Maybe someday I'll have some luck.

[denisse]

Originally posted by Fat Bebop
Say you have 5 or 6 good people waiting. I may be just cursed, but this, not once in my life, has failed. Every single solitary time we have 5 or 6 good people, either a noob or two will walk in, or all of a sudden, toons will start pouring in, noob or not. I swear, this has never failed to happen once in my life, ever. I think I just realized that now. Maybe someday I'll have some luck.

then take the "noob or two" and problem solved.

[Sifichick]

last night 2 friends and I tried to get on the elevator to beat teh VP. Well a noob tried to ruin it for everyone else. We did the dance for two and a half hours.

Unfortunately there weren't any other toons at the other districts. I know because we repeatedly looked there.

Finally we would all get on the elevator and the stinking n00b would jump off at the last second. It was totally nuts. I say either get on the elevator and stay there or get the $^%$ out of the vp elevator area.

[Queen Fluffy Giggletoes]

I understand the problem, but there are two ways of looking at it. I was 70 when I first ventured in a couple days ago when a toon asked me. Boy was I lost! Died the first two times, but not because of the fights. Just didn't know what to do, like stay away from those bots with lights! Hahahaha But Downsize took a couple of us under her wing and showed us the ropes. How nice is that? But I do agree that the newbies are hard to fight with because they don't get not to use a little horn after you lure the cogs up. And to be truthful with you, I didn't get it till I was in my 50's watching my granddaughter (9 years old) playing with a 101 teaching her how to fight after a lure. That was sure nice of him. She was only a 30. They took three story buildings several times that night by themselves! Some 80+ are picky who they play with and some like to teach. I don't bother the 80+ because I like to teach, but nothing wrong with them going on their own. Besides, I don't really trust the 80+ if they are not on my friends list. Some just leave you hanging on the fourth floor for fun. That is sad. It has happened to My Mom (76 years young) several times. She is a good fighter and always asks first before she gets in. Some of the 80+ are meaner than the newbies. But all in all, this is the most fun I have ever had with an RPG!!!
Have fun!!! Queen Fluffy Giggletoes

[The Loopynator]

I dont think the above post about this teaching noobs stuff has anything to do with cog HQ.At all shouldn't it be in somewhere like the flying cup cake?
(isn't that guy thinkin about the buildings on the streets around donalds dreamland instead of cog HQ?)

P.S I think the noobs are too curious for thier own good, so they're coming into the cog HQ to see new stuff.

P.S.S give the noobs a chance to see whats new.