"POP's Guide to hitting the box" VP battle series

[P. Cheezypuff]

**IT'S HERE!!!!!!** SCROLL DOWN TO SEE CHAPTER 1, AWESOME!
CHAPTER 2 HAS ALSO ARRIVED, WOO HOO (chapters are located below as replies to this thread, ENJOY)

WARNING!!!- Read this thread at your own risk!!! POP and affiliates are not responsible for any injury caused by laughing so hard that you fall of you chair or otherwise!!!!

Latest installment from "Pops school of VP Bashing"

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[Loosy Goosy]

lol, don't you think you're being just a tad bit over the top there,
Cheezy? I'm all for guides but all it takes is a handful of VP raids
to get the knack for stunning that no guide can provide.

A pointer thread is probably all that is necessary:
Don't stand directly in front of the door (you'll block other's shots).
Long shots require low meter (very fast tap).
Mid-range shots require mid-level meter (1/4 second max).
short shots from behind VP on ramp requires a full meter (1/3 second max).

Seriously, I for one am anxious to read your guide. Good luck

[Deputy Moe]

Be focussed on the VP. Knock him back over the edge before he can hurt you. I found this to be the best advice. Some toons can distract and hit the open undercarriage from behind. Some can do it from the side and some from a distance, then running up and pelting him. What matters is finding your range for the undercarriage and then knocking him back when he is lowered. Pie'ing each other should only be accidental. Unless you were given at least 5 points restored per pie it is useless as a strategy. If you get close to being sad, stay out of range of his cog gear/swat/bolts attacks and listen for the jump. You can still throw pies at him.

I vary my strategy depending on the group. I prefer the kamikazee approach, attacking from right in front of either tread on an angle. This leaves the front open for toons who like the straight on approach. I can usually avoid the bolt/gear attacks (-3) but leaves me open to the swat (-5) and getting bumped by the treads (-1). The long range approach should be taken by the lower LP toons. They would only need to be wary of the jumps (-10).

[Little Spunky]

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[Loosy Goosy]

lol! I'm starting to think the promotions department will be a
bigger hit than the guide itself! hehe!

[P. Cheezypuff]

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If your nice to little Spunky he may provide them to you, LOL

[Weird Nicklesnooker]

I was there at the very beginning when Pop made his first attempt at the VP and let me tell you folks he was a natural! Pies were flying, pianos dropping, cogs sleepwalking. It was a thing of beauty. I stood in stunned disbelief as he led me through the skeletons and pushed the vp off the cliff in no time flat.
Since this time he has refined his mastery of the VP battle. I have seen Pop take 3 50 laffers through HQ withot even getting hit!

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[Puppy Dog]

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[denisse]

Originally posted by Loosy Goosy
lol, don't you think you're being just a tad bit over the top there,
Cheezy? I'm all for guides but all it takes is a handful of VP raids
to get the knack for stunning that no guide can provide.

A pointer thread is probably all that is necessary:
Don't stand directly in front of the door (you'll block other's shots).
Long shots require low meter (very fast tap).
Mid-range shots require mid-level meter (1/4 second max).
short shots from behind VP on ramp requires a full meter (1/3 second max).

Seriously, I for one am anxious to read your guide. Good luck

you know i have a problem with the meter, i dont seem to have any control over it. i do fine until getting the vp down to the last pad then my angle is wrong and i cant seem to get the pie in there! grrr!

[P. Cheezypuff]

Yes Folks, feast your eyes, exerpt from chapter one of "POP's Master Guide to Hitting the Box" has arrived. As promised, FREE of charge!!!

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Chapter 1- Fundamentals. Close range stunning "Kamakazee Technique"

Be warned!! This technique is not for the faint of heart. It takes a toon of great fortitude, requiring courage, determination and the upmost skill. Friends, you will continuously put your toon in harms path as this technique requires you to stand mere inches from the beast himself!!!

Never fret! Follow the instructions of POP's guide and you have nothing to fear for that nasty beast will not be able to touch you!

CORRECT TECHNIQUE (illustrations below)- position your toon close behind the beasts left thread (left of toons view) and leave enough space on your toons right to avoid being hit by the "box" door as it opens. Now turn at an angle to face the box and pound away. All you need fear at this point is the beast looking towards you with the intention of throwing his nasty gears. Just simple move to your right a few steps or as "Grand master stunner" Popcorn Cheezypuff likes to do step bakwards and jump. watch as the nasty grears glide under your feet leaving you unscaved


<All techniques demonstrated by "Master Instructor" Little Rainbow Gigglequack>

(illustration) LEAVE ENOUGH SPACE ON YOUR RIGHT....

[P. Cheezypuff]

(illustration) Optimal distance between your toon and the left thread.

[P. Cheezypuff]

If positioning is correct hit accuracy is extremly high! You just can't miss following Pop's Master Stunner techniques.

(Illustration) If positioning is correct the end result is devestating!


COMING SOON

- exerpt, Chapter 2, Fundamentals, The distance game. Correct positioning for the long shot.

- exerpt, Chapter 3, Advanced Techniques, when appropriate to use the long and close techniques.

[auntiejen]

I Don't have sound can I be a master stunner too:??!?!??!?!
help me I haven't had a suit once so I've never been and does it matter if I am cold caller level 1??? hehe laff 60something hehe. oh well, catch ya later alligator,
please use all ur paid for emotions and speedchat phrases to wow and awe me.

ladybug crunchymash..........why didnt I choose sound???? argh
I need more jellybeans, I want that document, ehhe
You are the sellbot of all time cheesypuff.