I can't stand being a fat cold caller anymore!!!

[CookieCrazy]

I can't stand being a fat, level 1 cold caller anymore! Please tell me how you get to be a telemarketer or something.
Everyone thinks I am too low laff to defeat the vp. I'll show them.

[Lil' Toilet Head]

After you VP 5 times you get to be a telemarketer. And when they its to risky for you. It might just be too risky. get your gags and laff up.

[Hermione_is_my_idol]

just do vp's....

[Phillies]

Your cog suit updates everytime you win a VP. xD

[..:SamuraiSabre:..]

Well, what are your Laff Points as of now?

[AJY]

just beat the vp 4 times to be a telemarketer

[pixanator]

Originally Posted by cuddleamy

I can't stand being a fat, level 1 cold caller anymore! Please tell me how you get to be a telemarketer or something.
Everyone thinks I am too low laff to defeat the vp. I'll show them.

Scroll down further in the forum to "Groups/Clans"
Click on Cold Callers Guild
Check the schedule for run times
Read the guidelines
They don't discriminate on laff, gags or suit size.

[Jeeperthud]

Originally Posted by pixanator

They don't discriminate on laff, gags or suit size.

We DO discriminate, a little. Cold Callers have the FIRST preference for loading on the elevator.

Then everyone else after that.

[pixanator]

Originally Posted by Jeeperthud

We DO discriminate, a little. Cold Callers have the FIRST preference for loading on the elevator.

Then everyone else after that.

I stand corrected.

[soppycat]

when i got my suite i had no idea how to uprgrade it - so i was a 60 laffer until someone pointed it out. lol

just fight the vp till you win but make sure you have decent gags and a fairly high laff meter (50 is good).

put up a pic of your gags.


about the ccg - wouldnt they discriminate if there was a 30 laff cold caller with ok gags? just wondering

[Kait]

Originally Posted by soppycat

about the ccg - wouldnt they discriminate if there was a 30 laff cold caller with ok gags? just wondering

No, the ccg do not discriminate against toons on the basis of laff or gags. The only stipulation is that you have your sell suit, you can't vp without it, lol. Priority is give to Cold Callers on boarding the elevator and there is no shuffling.

[B9erSteve]

I did my first VP with 59 laff. The next lowest toon to me was 75. A toon by the name of Dragon tried to discourage me. He whispered to me, "Have you been here before." I have a 108 laff horse that is Mr Holly Lvl 12 so I said "Yes." He then replied no referring to my Black cats CC Lvl 1 status. He then said "I think this is too risky for you" at which I promptly thanked him. This must have tickled him because he whispered an applause to me and when a group got on the elevator, he did not jump off when I got on. I performed flawlessly as I have learned over my many times against the VP. And when it came to pie throwing I was better than all the rest including Mr. Dragon. I am grateful to those willing to let me ride, but once there I will pull my own weight.

[Lil' Lily Twinklepop]

Originally Posted by cuddleamy

I can't stand being a fat, level 1 cold caller anymore! Please tell me how you get to be a telemarketer or something.
Everyone thinks I am too low laff to defeat the vp. I'll show them.

Don't worry about it. You'll get there soon enough. When you become a Hollywood, you'll MISS your Cold Caller days. XD Merits aren't too fun.

[CookieCrazy]

Ok YAY I did a VP... Thx to Princess Lollipop FlipperSpinner! If you are here PM me!!!!!!!!! Please. I am Super Cuddles Pinkercorn the one you kept throwing pies at?

[silly peppy sour mash]

I hate being a stupid cold caller