hehe i cant list mine without offending people, but i do have a few
Here is one i can list, it bugs me when people join a battle and do nothing, then join in again and do nothing then again and again.
Oh and use me for public transportation, that one gets me but it doesnt bother me as long as they say thanks.
And number 5 from above. I usuly warn the person first if im secrets with them that i dont take commands very well, if they persist i remove them right away.