-continuing from last post-
You have twn minutes to explore, and then, the Chairman calls you into his Main Office. You walk in with the other seven Toons, and he says:
"Listen, Cogs. These new species are great ideas, so were going to test them on some Toons!" then you go into a drop-down list of the ShopKeeper toon that you want to test your cogs on. Little do you know, these Toons come packed-full of Gag-Ups (like an SOS card), Toons of the World phrases, and exactly 12 Pink Slips. After your 'testing' (which involves a cutscene of random Cog Attacks being thrown at the Toon), six of the Toons go sad. Only two Toons survive the onslaught, and quickley start rebelling against the Chairman. Pies begin flying, and you can just wait. The Chairman yells "Cogs! Help me!"
You get five minutes to get out of your suit-disquise (in a fun little puzzle-like minigame!) and use Gag Ups or TOTW Phrases. The NPC Toons basically have 300 LP.
The Chairman is surprised that he started producing Cogs that would work for Toons! The President would NOT be happy...
He hops up, and the NPC Toons (lets call them Bob and Joe) fly off, losing about 25 Laff. Then, all gosh-darn heck breaks loose! Big Cheeses Level 12 V2.0 and other very powerful Cogs and Skelecogs fly into the room, breifcases in hand! They begin a battle!
Each side is a battle of 5 Cogs VS 5 Toons, each side getting either Bob or Joe. Bob and Joe are maxed in everything. Everyone gets to vote which gags they use. EXAMPLE:
Toon 1: Bob should use a Wedding Cake!
Toon 2: Bob should use a Geyser!
Toon 3: Bob should use a Geyser!
Toon 4: Bob should use a Opera Voice!
Toon 5: Bob should use a Geyser!
Bob will use a Geyser. The Toons will both choose a gag AND vote within a 40 second time period. If there is a tie, Bob will just pick one of the two tied gags.
After you kill 20 Cogs, the Chairman picks up his cellphone. He dials a number, and it goes onto Speaker Mode. The phone will ring 50 times, and during that time, you will have a pie-throwing battle (similar to the VP) trying to knock the phone away. The time is about 5 minutes, and you have to hit the phone OR the hand of the Chairman 380 times before he drops it.
If you succeed, he will run into a seperate room, and you have 120 seconds to Gag Up, etc.
If you lose, he will say into his phone: VP, I need help. Roll over here immediately.
A short 30 second time period gives you a chance to Gag Up, etc. But you have to avoid the Chairman's jumps (-20), Gear Tosses (-30) and Spill Attack (spills Cog Oil on you from a can. -25)
When the VP arrives, you have to reenact a quick battle with him, throwing pies to knock his out the door.
You basically do mini-battles with all of the Boss Cogs, with 20 second intervals inbetween to Toon Up.
After all of this, you are forced to split up, and only two lucky toons stay with Joe or Bob. As you split up, your Cog Production supervisor (basically a Skelecog that watches the Cogs assemble correctly) battles you. He is Level Twelve V.2.0
He dies, and you have to put together the pieces of his body, and wear them as a 'Suit'. You tell your Cogs to attack the Chairman, and they happily do so. The Chairman is still in the Central Office, and when you get back, he is waving his arms at everyone's Cogs! After a short cutscene of him running away, you hear a 'Riiiiing!' It stops immediately. The Chairman picked it up in a seperate room, and you pick it up to eavesdrop.
"Yessir. I will NOT fail, Mr. President!"
The line goes dead.
The Chairman charges in, and for your final battle, you select commands to tell your Cogs which include, but are not limited to:
"Attack his head!"
"Watch out! He's swinging his arms!"
"Stay, he has a Shield up!"
"Quick! Duck! He throwing gears!"
"Grab some oil, you need to heal!"
"Hurry! His defenses are down!"
"Spray some grease in his eyes!"
"He has grease in his eyes, do a Strong Attack!"
After the Chairman is reduced to little more than gears and thin little poles and lightbulbs, he dials "7737433668" into the phone. The president picks up, and roars "You've failed me! I know it! You are demoted!"
The Chairman quickley desentegrates into a small, Yellow Hatted Goon, and the old 'shell' of the giant Chairman's head falls on top of it, totally destroying it forever.
Reward? Three of your choice of reward from any other boss, +500 in your Gag tracks (after you dance, of course
), and 2000 Jellybeans!
The End!