Originally Posted by bampers
Hrm...
I'm not going to write any fancy intro, I'm just going to type my ideas.
So, you need to go through the 'Grey Palace' (Chairman's home) twenty times, and destroy a Skelecog 'Servant' named Currathurs. You get the disguise, and you start out as a yellow-hat goon, and you have a flashlight. As you use more level Seven gags, the higher you are in level. Eventually, you become a black-hatted Goon. Well, as soon as you become a Black Hat, you can fight the Chairman! He is basically a tall, very humanoid asian-looking Cog with slightly greying hair, and a black suit. He holds Flippy and L'il Oldman on a rotatiing gear. The gear is slowly falling to a Lava Pit (Like in the Lava Room of Sellbot HQ). You have thirty minutes to save the Toons. It's basically an obstacle course with rotating gears trying to knock you off of a thin cylindar, and mazes with v2.0 Cogs at all of the Dead Ends. After you save L'il Oldman and Flippy, they say all of the 'Toons of the World,' phrases (Gag-Up, Spend Wisely, etc.). The VP calls in Currathurs v2.0, and a few Big Cheeses, Big Wigs, etc. Currathurs has the ability to use three attacks in a row now, and his power is equal to a level 20 Cog (which you have to 'kill' twice). So, after you defeat Currathurs and the Cogs, you have to explore the Palace. After you find where the Chairman is, Flippy, L'il Oldman, and the rest of the Toons with you automatically teleport to you. The room the Chairman is in will be his Kitchen. He will be throwing GIANT cooking utensils at you as you choose Gags that you have earned to use on him, and the giant robo-rats that infest his home. If you choose a level Seven Gag, it hits him and deals 5 damage to him. He has 100 HP. If you choose anything that isn't lvl 7, it hits the vermin that live in his kitchen. Heres a list:
ToonUp: It heals other toons. Lv7: It makes the Chairman laugh so hard that the next few untensils he throws miss and hit the rats.
Trap: It sets a trap for the rats. Lv7: It sets a trap for the Chairman.
Lure: It lures rats into traps, OR immobilizes them for 20 seconds. Lv7: It pulls the chairman into the way of a speeding train, OR immbilises him for 10 seconds and adds +2 damage to all attacks on him.
Sound: Effects four random rats. Lv7: No effects, it just hurts his ears.
Throw: You toss a gag at the rodents which either kills them, or gives them a snack that gums up their gears. Lv7: Goos up the Chairmans gears and icing's his hands to the kitchen counter for 3 seconds.
Squirt: no effects other than hurting the rats. Lv7: The geyser lifts the Chairman into the air, where he is immbolised for 15 seconds.
Drop: Auto-kills rats, but has very low accuracy. (You have a 'pointer' that shows you the general area of where the item will drop) Lv7: Low accuracy, but it bonks the Chairman with alot of pain. Ouch. For every other drop after the first, +1 damage is added.
Of course, he will run away after he loses 100 HP, and Flippy restores your gags. But wait! Where's Lil Oldman? He's run after the Chairman with a pie in hand, yelling something about the good ol' days where Cog HQ's didn't exist.
Well, you repeat this two more times in the dining room (His pet cat attacks you, and you have to dodge flying plates), and then in the Bed Chambers (You have to dodge flying pillows while his dog attacks).
After he is really beat up, his 'skin' falls off, and it reveals a Skelecog! He flys away swiftly roaring "The President won't be as lazy with battle as I!" as you get Level EIGHT gag points! You have to beat the Chairman 10 times before you get the Level Eight gags.
The lv8 gags are:
TU: Circus Tent appears, and lions jump through hoops.
Trap: A Monorail line with electric shock.
Lure: A new SUPER COMPUTER operating system
Sound: Airplane Jets
Throw: 100th Anniversery Cake
Squirt: A whale flops over and sprays the Cogs.
Drop: An airplane falls out of the sky, and the passengers are fat people that just came back from a Super Junk Food convention.
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