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Old 04-02-2008, 01:11 AM
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Prof. Whiskerjinks proves the Impossible: SOLO'D CEO!

That's right, after some tough work, a Crazed Prof. Whiskerjinks decided:

"Hey, why a-not Solo the Hardest Cog Boss?"

So SHE DID!

with these stats, 112 laff, Yesman lv. 6 suit, Maxxed in all tracks, (TNT in trap, though) and without telling any friends... *Hee hee hee*

I WENT IN, 12 PM CST, Monday AND SOLO'D THE EVIL CEO!

he was vicious...

IN The First round, against the waiters, I used a Few SOS's... Bessie, Clara, you know the drill, against lv. 11's/10's... but sounded and lured, as well...

When a group of 12's came I unleashed PINK SLIPS... man, so many cannons!

anyways, once I got to Feeding, I gave meself a 80 TU, and went on...

BTW, I had raiders, and I finished off 3 tables, and had to fight the rest...

well, i put out everything i had when the CEO called me off...

SOS's, Pink slips, etc... the Rest of My Lv. 7's...

My lv. 7 lure MISSED, btw, and all the cogs hit with Glower Power, knocking me down to 24 laff... so I used one of my TWo Max TU's...

Ok, They were killed, on to CEO...

Well, this part is the easiest for me, and I did well, he started for me, I squirted, and jumped, he squashed my table, and tried to hit me with Golf balls, and I squirted again!

By the time he was ORANGE, he had Reorganized... making his attacks -19... D:

AS I was squirted him, Still orange, my Dad called. I turned for a SPLIT SECOND, and I was squashed.

Now, most of you are thinking, "OH NOEZ, now da CEO is gonna stai on 'er!"

Well, no. By the Miracle of Toontown, I glitched a bit, and instead of getting SQUASHED, I was simply knocked down.

except of course, off -19 laff, down to 56... anyways, he suddenly golfed me, so I used my other Max TU (I was going for my 80, but...)

anyhow, I finall got him to Red, without suffering HUGE damamge.

Then it went wrong.

He threw gears, knocked me down, and suddenly Golf'd me, and this was AFTER the second Reorganization!

That's right- -25... (I think)

Well, I used an 80 TU before... and had NONE! D:

I thought I was doomed. BUt something sparked...

"No, not today, after al this work... NO!"

so adrenline hit, and I went crazy, and shot him with all i got.

The Poor CEO didn't know what hit him... he went blinking, and before I knew it... WAS DEMOTED!

I DID IT! ME- A SIMPLE YESMAN! I SOLO'D THE CEO!

But, before I continue i just wanna say...

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!

LOL, SORRY TO ALL WHO READ ALL THE WAY- MEDICAL HELP IS COMING! :P

Rofl- but seriously- I am PLANNING a CEO solo, so expect the REAL version of this soon!

:P LOVE YA!

YES YES- say this is pointless... but I get a KICK out of ppl thinking, "OMG, she did WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT YET!"

lol, sorry, this is really fun for me...
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