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Cog President report part 3
That voice was none other than the Sellbot V.P., obviously having his head turned to show his angry face. "How did a Toon get all the way up here alone, and what are you doing active in my headquarters?"
"Your headquarters? You're just a knockoff! This is my HQ, along with the others!" The President replied, slightly looking down at the V.P.
"You should still be locked up in the archives, you bunch of bolts!" The V.P. cried.
"I don't need to take this!" The President said.
After that, there was an arguement, insults, and some shoving untill the President pushed the V.P. off the landing pad.
"Now then, where were we... Oh yeah!" The President snapped his fingers, and a cage fell on top of me, simular to the cages used for shopkeeper Toons.
The bottom closed up and locked itself. "Let's see, where is it... There it is." He pulled out a book titled, "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)". "A captured Toon must be locked up for two days before being sent to Bossbot HQ to become a Cog intern." He said, reciting the words from the book. "Captured toons should not have gags when captured, but in the case they do, they should be instantly put into barrels."
There was another puff of smoke, and 6 barrels landed around the cage and chains were tied around them. "Raise everything!" The President shouted. The cages and the barrels rose up enough so that there was about 4 feet of chain between the axle and the objects. "Excellent!" The President said contently."Nothing can stop me!" He went into the elevator and exited the roof. This gave me time to think before he came back...
Five hours later...
I had finally come up with a plan, and figured out the correct way to swing the cage. I had managed to break my Throw gag barrel and all the cakes landed on the floor next to the elevator. At exactly 6:00, the President came in to start promotions. He instantly slipped on the pies and rolled off the edge of the upper area. After getting a good laugh about that, I saw the President get up and glare at me. "You again! You are so annoying, even after I lock you up over there! Well, take THIS!" He said, throwing several gears my way. I swung the cage to avoid them and they burst open the Drop gag barrel and the blue boxes with buttons landed on the ground, pressing against the steel. "Oh no..." The President muttered as a shadow appeared over him. A rain of flower pots, sandbags, and anvils. Then came several big weights, safes, and then 3 pianos. Strangely, the Toontantic did not land.
The President slowly got up and got the weights off of him. He had lost his suit, leaving him a skelecog again, and his health light was an orange. "Is that all you got?" The President said weakly, getting up and throwing two more gears at the cage. One hit its target, but the other hit the squirt and toon-up barrels. Setlzer bottles and fire hoses, along with large amounts of pixie dust flew at the President, and he cringed at the gags that hit him. "Argh! This is more than I can take... No!" He said, looking at the blinking red light. Gears started to fly from him. "You!" He shouted, starting towards the cage. You pesky Toon! I'm going to-" He suddenly stopped, and started spinning around. "I can't be defeated! I am the President, ruler of all cogs!Arrrrrrrrgh!!!" He shouted before exploding in a burst of gears.
One particularly large gear hit the cage, and the cage fell and broke on impact. I found three items with a quick search. The first was "The complete Cog code of rules and conducts(Unabridged)", the other was a large, light-like battery, and the other was a rectangular prism with two hatches on each side and a plug-in on the top. I pocketed the book and managed to shrink the other two items down for the trip back. I'm keeping all 3 itemshidden in my house, and examining the battery and prism.
Finally finished,
Deputy Boo Boo
(P.S. Happy Holidays, everybody!)
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