I really feel for you Craig, i've done very similar things myself on a few occassions. Accidental tp to Donalds Dock, clicking on Clarabel, you name it, i've probally done them all at one point or another, but luckily i've never had the stinky phrases thrown at me. We really could do with a new emote -
*Cat A Tonic is feeling rather foolish*.
The only thing I haven't done is fall asleep in front of the computer but then as i'm an insomniac it isn't very likely to happen in the future either, lol.