We may be thugs, but even thugs know the value of TEAMWORK. That’s what this week’s thug is all about.
Remember when you made your very first toon . . . we didn’t have level 7 gags, we had to walk 5 miles . . . in the snow . . . uphill . . . both ways, just to get to Sellbot HQ. Most of us headed there for the first time while we were in DG or MM, armed with poor gags. Heck, we’d gotten this suit thing from doing tasks like “Defeat a factory foreman”, we thought we’d go see what the VP was all about. Back in those days, it was all about shuffle. We hopped around to the busiest districts looking for other toons. The big toons all made fun of us and told us it was too risky. Sometimes, we got lucky and were able to sneak onto an elevator. If we got really, really, really lucky . . . every now and then we even got to stay for the dance.
Well, those days have changed. We now have the CCG that’s just about eliminated our shuffle. And we all dance more often than not. Do we get to dance because we are bigger and have better gags? Or do we get to dance because the CCG has also brought together awesome Teamwork? Let’s put this to the test this week.
VP as a CC1 noob
Throw: up to level 5 (assuming you’ve delivered your cream pie)
Squirt: up to level 4 (squirt is harder to train)
Choice of Tu/Sound: only up to level 4
Choice of Lure/Drop: only up to level 4
Gags – only carry 35
Laff – come in at under 50 and try to stay that way.
SOS – CC1’s don’t have any SOS cards yet
Unites – what’s a unite?
Now, ubers are infamous for their teamwork. For those of you with vp ubers, you’ll know what I’m talking about. How many times have we said after a VP “I wish they’d let me in to show the CFO a thing or two.”? Well, here’s your chance!
CFO as a VP uber
Throw: maxed
Squirt: maxed
Choice of TU/Sound: sound can be maxed, tu only up to level 4. Heck, we don't need anymore laff than a cane can provide
Choice of Lure/Drop: maxed
Gags – only carry 35
Laff – come in at under 50 and try to stay that way (stop on the tracks on your way in).
SOS – sure, most VP ubers have a decent supply
Unites – TT doesn’t think we’re big enough to have them yet.
Date: Thursday, February 1st
Time: VP 9:45 PM eastern, CFO 10:45 PM eastern
District: Kookyboro
Backup: Kookywood
Remember that we’re here to have fun. Many toons don’t consider losing their level 7s as fun. So if you find the pg looming a little too close for comfort, by all means thugs are known to CHEAT!
Oh yeah, one more thing - doodles are always welcome
One more edit: Level 1 gags (any track) do not count towards the 35 gag limit. Just in case
