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Originally Posted by Static
Or last story today is the story about a toon named Jason that drown at Donald's Dock while the toon council was not paying attention. This toon seems to only come back on Friday the 13th causing havoc to any toon in Donald's Dock. Please avoid going to Donald's Dock for any reason on ANY Friday the 13th. If you must run through there stay as far as you can from the water since Jason seems to have a taste for wet ink.
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Since today IS Friday the 13th, we here at Toontown Eyewitness News would just like to remind you of the formentioned story. Please avoid this area of Toontown today if at all possible.
Flippy, our Toontown Mayor, has declared a state of emergency after three of the Toontown National Guard Soldiers he deployed to police this area dissappeared shortly after midnight. Jellybeans were fired as a dark figure emerged from the water wearing a tie-dyed shirt and a white hockey mask but it seems that they did little to no damage. We have just recieved word that Pixanator, along with President Mickey boarded ToonForce One just one hour ago and are presently flying toward Camp Disney in Florida where they will remain until Thursday the 19th.
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