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Originally Posted by raiderfanforlife
MUFFLED
no es me yob! ees reedee-q-lus out dere eello..eees on...we life?....eye yaaaeeey tell me pleece
 BREAKING NEWS FLASH
ello ebryone Senyor Conejo (spanish for rabbit..heehee) herrre. Coming to you life from da Norte where lossa toonz r gadder for the meeeleeeon toon marsh to toon hall.
But, ees a problemo goings on. Da toonz they no marsh they yumping up on down. I no no why dey do...but dey do. I ear de mands for estop yobloss and free STATIC!. tambien i ear "JELLY BEANS DONT GROW ON TREES!"
OOO NOOOO!!! Toontowwwn RRRiot Policia has come out ans chooting tear gas...COUGH COUGH WOW!!
too mush moke we only got juan peeshure to choe joo...eye yaaee yaaee...
i no can see my...my ice dey burning FUEGO! we mus go i has warrants
Bok to joo in da stooodios
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It has just been brought to our attention that our new South of the Border Reporter's English is a little worse than expected. Seems as though this rabbit has eaten too many refried carrots and actually DID drink the water.
Maybe after taking him out to a ball game, feeding him hotdogs, apple pie, peanuts and cracker jacks, his English may get a little better. If that doesn't work, we here at Toontown Eyewitness News are prepaired to beat some English into him if that is what it takes.
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