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Toontown Eyewitness News reports that on Friday, September 1st at 4pm est....

The VP has been assassinated once again. As he waitied for his private hellicopter on top of the VP Office Complex with his secret service agents multiple toons opened fire. Pie wounds were found on the chest and facial area. A few others were in places that we can't mention in this broadcast. No government agency has any leads about this incident or who may have been involved.

In another part of toontown, 37 toons protested the decline of Cog Invasions by jumping on the bed in Donald's Dreamland. After several hours of slowing down traffic across the playgroud several toons became restless and overturned the big block causing a riot. Toon police were called in and they shot jellybeans into the croud trying to split them up. The toons in return just screamed "I need more jellybeans". Nobody was seriously injured.

The police were also called by an unknown souce when Prof. Wally Poppencorn set off alarms after jumping the fence at his estate and wandering into a top secret area which is believed to be Bossbot HQ. His bond was set at 100,000 jellybeans.

Scientist are still baffled as to why there is less than 2 inches of snow accumilation when there is near blizzard conditions in The Burrrgh. One theory is that snow gets pulled into portals everytime a toon enters or leaves The Burrrgh. If this was the case why isn't there snow in the other playgrounds? I guess we will never know.

This has been another installment of Toontown Eyewit.............

WAIT! THIS JUST IN!

Two Walt Disney animators were burried alive in their studio just minutes ago. It seems that one of them went to the supply closet to get some more paper and was hit by an avalanche of ice and snow. I guess we all know where the snow goes now. Any of you toon dogs have rescue training?

That is it for this installment of Toontown Eyewitness News.